Lookin........

[badkitty1994]

Hi guys,
Don't wanna sound weird but will be straight forward. I'm looking for a master, but with an online only relationship. Beginner here, only 18, and also a virgin. I am straight, so looking for a male master. So if you think you might be my new master send me a private message or send me a message on yahoo. Also if you are 35 or more please don't message me you are too old.
Thanxs

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Hi guys,
Don't wanna sound weird but will be straight forward. I'm looking for a master, but with an online only relationship. Beginner here, only 18, and also a virgin. I am straight, so looking for a male master. So if you think you might be my new master send me a private message or send me a message on yahoo. Also if you are 35 or more please don't message me you are too old.
Thanxs

<SIGH> You were able to find the Lit Personals forum, so you should have been able to find the BDSM Personals forum, which is where this should have been posted.

Also, one of your other two posts since you joined Lit offers your services as an editor. Until you learn to spell ("straightforward"), create sentences with both subject and verb properly contained within them, write without run-ons, and use standard grammar and punctuation, I suggest you withdraw that offer. After all, this *is* Literotica, where the size of your polysyllable *does* count.

 

[Loverskitten]

I love when you bust out the red pen! *lifts school girl skirt*

 

[StrayKat]

I love when you bust out the red pen! *lifts school girl skirt*

Shameless tease

 

[Loverskitten]

Shameless tease

Guilty *raises skirt for you too* muah!

 

[StrayKat]

Guilty *raises skirt for you too* muah!

Thats better

 

[Dream59]

<SIGH> You were able to find the Lit Personals forum, so you should have been able to find the BDSM Personals forum, which is where this should have been posted.

Also, one of your other two posts since you joined Lit offers your services as an editor. Until you learn to spell ("straightforward"), create sentences with both subject and verb properly contained within them, write without run-ons, and use standard grammar and punctuation, I suggest you withdraw that offer. After all, this *is* Literotica, where the size of your polysyllable *does* count.

Pompous ass. Check my spelling.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Pompous ass. Check my spelling.

I did. I even told you which word was misspelled: straightforward. It's one word, no spaces involved. Also, "wanna" is not a word in standard English.

For you to call me a pompous ass simply shows your immaturity and inability to accept blame for your own failings.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I love when you bust out the red pen! *lifts school girl skirt*

You forgot to bend over your desk and wriggle your butt in nervous anticipation. That's another six of the best, you know...

 

[Dream59]

I did. I even told you which word was misspelled: straightforward. It's one word, no spaces involved. Also, "wanna" is not a word in standard English.

For you to call me a pompous ass simply shows your immaturity and inability to accept blame for your own failings.

And you show your inability to read and comprehend.

 

[Etaski]

Yes, well, Dream59 does seem to want to defend badkitty1994 (which...may or may not be an 18 year old virgin....), although the solicitation was self-entitled and poorly constructed. Sir Winston had a point. I'd say "she" got what she gave, just with better grammar.

 

[badkitty1994]

Guys,
Sorry for the spelling error, and thank you Dream59 for defending me. Sir_Winston54 sorry if you found the errors a little too much to handle. When I wrote this was a little drunk and that was the only way I would ever have courage to write something like this, but I do mean every word in thee post.
Just to clarify
PS
No grammar errors in this post

 

[Stella_Omega]

"There are no grammar errors in this post "

Or:

"I found no grammar errors in this post."

or:

"I double dog dare you to find a grammar error in this post."

Personally, I think that grammar is a tad overrated in conversational forums such as what this forum is.

"Thee" for "the," I ascribe to those itty-bitty qwerty keyboards on cellphones. It's nearly impossible to be an editor by cell service.

I would suggest, though, kitty, that you try collarme.com and fetlife.com in your search for your cyberdom.

 

[the captians wench]

<SIGH> You were able to find the Lit Personals forum, so you should have been able to find the BDSM Personals forum, which is where this should have been posted.

Also, one of your other two posts since you joined Lit offers your services as an editor. Until you learn to spell ("straightforward"), create sentences with both subject and verb properly contained within them, write without run-ons, and use standard grammar and punctuation, I suggest you withdraw that offer. After all, this *is* Literotica, where the size of your polysyllable *does* count.

I you.

*Waves spelling pass*



I have to admit that "thanx" annoys me, but "thanxs" confuses me.


More on topic, Stella has great ideas for you to start the search. There's also usually a few willing souls in the Personals, though you may or may not find a "relationship" there per-say. Good luck!