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Look what Santa brought WickedEve!

Fly, it's the 29th, but we can start early! :D

Champ... what makes you think I'd like something so vulgar? :kiss:
 
Christina O. Leigh said:
How did you become 32 again??? Teach me how to do that.
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I'm not 32 yet, not until the 29th!
And I won't be 32. I'll be 19. Wait. No. 23. I'll be 23. Hmmm... Let me try something else. I'll be 72. I'm one hot, old momma. I don't look 72, do I? Damn, I'm sexy for 72. Okay. I like that. I'm 72.
 
WickedEve said:
I'm not 32 yet, not until the 29th!
And I won't be 32. I'll be 19. Wait. No. 23. I'll be 23. Hmmm... Let me try something else. I'll be 72. I'm one hot, old momma. I don't look 72, do I? Damn, I'm sexy for 72. Okay. I like that. I'm 72.
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One hot, old momma with memory loss. It's okay, Eve. I understand. :D
 
Christina O. Leigh said:
One hot, old momma with memory loss. It's okay, Eve. I understand. :D
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Memory Loss! Last year I told my doc that I was sure I had Alzheimer's. "I have Alzheimer's at 39!" My doctor did some blood work to rule out other things. They came back negative. So, it's still a possibility that I do have Alzheimer's. Though, my doctor knows that I'm a hypochondriac, so she pretty much ignored me after the first round of bloodwork. What were we talking about? Oh, memory loss. Yes. I have it! I'm 26 and I can't find my glasses, my underwear, or remember where my dildo is. And no, I'm not sitting on it.
 
flyguy69 said:
A Birthday cake!

http://www.cookiepots.com/images/1cake.jpg

Happy 32nd Birthday, Eve!
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Jumping in early for birthday wishes to Eve.
You've the same b-day as my sister who came a year and 4 days after me ~ too late for Christmas and too early for New Years is all wrong thinking. Just an extra reason for another party in this party season as you get better through the years. And as for age, chuck the calendar - it lies; just keep the internal clock ticking at 25.
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happy birthday, lady!

thanks for all your help & support, and i hope it's wonderful. i myself plan to turn 29 again this groundhog day ;)
 
Well, since it isn't yet your birthday, Eve, let me wish that, when it actually occurs, you have a happy day.

I'd send you a cake from my local bakery, but I don't know which one to get.
 
Tzara said:
Well, since it isn't yet your birthday, Eve, let me wish that, when it actually occurs, you have a happy day.

I'd send you a cake from my local bakery, but I don't know which one to get.
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God bless them, they actually have an erect penis cake.
 
Sorry. I meant Happy Birthweek.

I've been gone, and feared your bare butt might have slipped through the hot box before I returned. But I'm back. And my knees are spread.
 
flyguy69 said:
Sorry. I meant Happy Birthweek.

I've been gone, and feared your bare butt might have slipped through the hot box before I returned. But I'm back. And my knees are spread.
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What hot box and why is it slippery and why are your knees spread? And my butt isn't bare--at the moment.
 
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