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[Guru]

 

[KillerMuffin]

No.

Though I do make an interesting side dish with stir fried carrots and apples. It involves knives and slicing and dicing and extreme temperatures and, uhm, *grins sheepishly* well, carrots...

 

[Guru]

 

[Laurel]

Jamie Lee is a hermaphrodite?

 

[Mensa]

The woman certainly has "balls"

Jamie Lee is a hermaphrodite?

Don't cry now. Promise?

 

[Guru]

 

[Laurel]

Well, I have noticed she has no lips. It's a little disconcerting.

 

[nasty]

ICK!!!!!! Carrot Top is SO STUPID!!!!!!!!! Now, if we were talking about Ava Savealot. Alyssa...OH!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guru]

 

[nasty]

ICK? THe devil made me do it.

 

[Mensa]

You too?

ICK? THe devil made me do it.

See, I'm not the only one!

 

[nasty]

Re: You too?

See, I'm not the only one!

DAMN!!!!! Peer pressure.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

A typical female has XX chromosomes.
Males are generally XY.

There are exceptions to the rule.

For example, Jaime Lee is XY. Sorry fellows, but alot of playboy models and centerfolds are too. They are usually tall with thin hips, and they are often quite busty-the "perfect" playboy body. They tend to be more aggressive, but are generally of average intelligence.

She's just got alot of testosterone running through her. LOL

But heck, if ya dig her, ya dig her, Guru.
Who am I to judge?

Did that help?

 

[sch00lteacher]

Carrot Top

I am so glad that he claims Charlotte as one of his 'homes'. That means I might actually get the chance to see him, and run him over with my jeep.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

I LOVE the Carrot Top commercials.
He cracks me up every time.

Way better than Jamie Lee.
So there.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Oh, c'mon you guys.
I didn't ruin it for you, did I?

You can still fantasize about her...

...Or him.

 

[GuyJD]

UMMM, YOU'RE MISTAKEN

Carrot Top doesn't advertise long distance. He advertises collect call making.

But NO, he doesn't make me use 1-800-CALL ATT either.

 

[RisiaSkye]

I have it on good authority that she is/was (Today Show). Look at her face. Isn't that the most masculine face you've ever seen? I think she could kick *my* ass.

Welcome to the land of Urban Legend.
For the unravelling of this and other legends, see this site:
http://www.snopes.com
Jamie Lee's listed under "celebrity legends," along with things like the infamous Richard Gere gerbil story. We sure do love to gossip, don't we?

What's that you say? News programs don't report unverified rumor? Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Her dad's Tony Curtis, for Chrissakes. No wonder she's got a prominent jaw. And if kicking someone's ass is the qualifier for penis-possession, I think Angela Basset, Linda Hamilton in T2, and a whole lot of other babes are on the same bandwagon.