London Student (F20) seeking some tips

[EmmaF20]

Hi,

I'm Emma, 20 year old blonde student at uni in London, been involved in the nsa scene for a little while, and decided to start writing down some of my experiences (with some names changed to protect the guilty!)

I'v written my first piece (it is cuurently "pending" and has been for a few days), I'd really appreciate any help/advice on how best to write these things. I enjoyed writing it all down - helped me relive the experience.

I have many more encounters to write up too!

If anyone is willing to look through my first effort (which may go live soon, but I could email it to you before that), please let me know!

Thanks,

Emma
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[Hypoxia]

If anyone is willing to look through my first effort (which may go live soon, but I could email it to you before that), please let me know!

I'll be happy to take a look. Yes, email me. Cheers!

 

[EmmaF20]

I'll be happy to take a look. Yes, email me. Cheers!

Thanks have sent you a private message!

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[Strangebuddy]

I'd love to do a bit of editing.

 

[EmmaF20]

I'd love to do a bit of editing.

Thanks, gave sent you a private message.

If anyone is willing to help/assist, please also contact me directly as well as on this thread.

Love,

Emma
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[TSienna]

Thanks, gave sent you a private message.

If anyone is willing to help/assist, please also contact me directly as well as on this thread.

Love,

Emma
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I sent you a PM, be glad to help!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hi,

I'm Emma, 20 year old blonde student at uni in London, been involved in the nsa scene for a little while, and decided to start writing down some of my experiences (with some names changed to protect the guilty!)

I'v written my first piece (it is cuurently "pending" and has been for a few days), I'd really appreciate any help/advice on how best to write these things. I enjoyed writing it all down - helped me relive the experience.

I have many more encounters to write up too!

If anyone is willing to look through my first effort (which may go live soon, but I could email it to you before that), please let me know!

Thanks,

Emma
x

As an old prof, I'm always willing to help a student in any endeavour. I am, however, a bit surprised to find that some uni in London has a category of student "20 year old blonde."

It tempts one to make a clichéd joke, of course, but I wouldn't at a new writer's expense. Having read some of their Master's theses, I'll just offer that you're matriculated at the LSE.

 

[EmmaF20]

http://www.literotica.com/s/my-first-steps-to-casual-sex

Thanks for the help. My piece has now been published!

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[joelafayette]

.....

 

[StrangeLife]

I am, however, a bit surprised to find that some uni in London has a category of student "20 year old blonde."

Of course they have a blonde faculty at the London University. Do you think people are born blonde?


Oh wait...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I'm just wondering why she felt she had to describe herself?

 

[observer7]

I'm just wondering why she felt she had to describe herself?

Most likely 1 of 2 reasons:

She knew it would help get tons of male "ME! Pick me!"

or

She's not.

Actually, a third option: Both.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Most likely 1 of 2 reasons:

She knew it would help get tons of male "ME! Pick me!"

or

She's not.

Actually, a third option: Both.

My thoughts exactly. I just didn't want to be crude. But what the hell.

 

[StrangeLife]

I should ask Laurel if I can change my nick to "HotWillingBigBoobedNymphoWithLegsThatNeverQuits21". I've got a feeling it would do wonders for my popularity...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Of course they have a blonde faculty at the London University. Do you think people are born blonde?


Oh wait...

I hadn't thought of that reading of the text; very astutely PoMo of you, StrangeLife. I still expect it would be the LSE, though; UCL is beneath such things. I wonder if any of the profs have gotten into Post-Blondism?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I should ask Laurel if I can change my nick to "HotWillingBigBoobedNymphoWithLegsThatNeverQuits21". I've got a feeling it would do wonders for my popularity...

Yeah, but what color is your hair?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yeah, but what color is your hair?

Laurel only allows 10 words plus age for self-descriptive nicknames.

 

[StrangeLife]

Yeah, but what color is your hair?

Kinda brownish at the moment, but I'm planning on moving to London and finish my Blonde degree soon.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Kinda brownish at the moment, but I'm planning on moving to London and finish my Blonde degree soon.

If Zen masters have emptied their minds of all substantial thought, how come they're not all blond?

 

[patientlee]

The key is the 20. I just watched a student, who had nothing better to do when she finished her work, take 12 minutes of selfies. Earlier today I saw a different student take no fewer that 6 selfies. This generation is pretty concerned with people knowing what they look like at any given minute.

ETA: contrast that with my high school photo albums. All I have is pictures of my friends' hands hiding their faces.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The key is the 20. I just watched a student, who had nothing better to do when she finished her work, take 12 minutes of selfies. Earlier today I saw a different student take no fewer that 6 selfies. This generation is pretty concerned with people knowing what they look like at any given minute.

ETA: contrast that with my high school photo albums. All I have is pictures of my friends' hands hiding their faces.

It's what you get when you teach self-esteem* rather than humility.

* self-esteem noun. An erroneous assessment.

(from Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary)

 

[stickygirl]

Hi,

I'm Emma, 20 year old blonde student at uni in London, been involved in the nsa scene for a little while, and decided to start writing down some of my experiences (with some names changed to protect the guilty!)

Emma
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National Space Agency? maybe
National Security Agency nah - she's English
National Sheep Association - only if she's from the Forest

could someone help?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

National Space Agency? maybe
National Security Agency nah - she's English
National Sheep Association - only if she's from the Forest

could someone help?

Pinocchio Club. There's No Strings Attached.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAykOz1gWi4

 

[about_average]

Pinocchio Club. There's No Strings Attached.

Here's the theory I have about it.

http://youtu.be/kYAdwS5MFjQ

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Here's the theory I have about it.

http://youtu.be/kYAdwS5MFjQ

A good one, but Emma is in a ~string Uni, casually matriculating in the Faculty of Blonde. That's a quantum leap from a stringy Multi, you know.