Lock up yer wimmin!

[Guest]

My hubby's about.

Just cos he's shy, I thought I'd start up a thread dedicated to him, as a kind of re-introduction for him (it's been ages since he last posted here).

So, here ya go, Darklight (Adam), this is for you...



(Shy, my arse! )

Yer Missus

 

[DarkLight]

My hubby's about.

Just cos he's shy, I thought I'd start up a thread dedicated to him, as a kind of re-introduction for him (it's been ages since he last posted here).

So, here ya go, Darklight (Adam), this is for you...



(Shy, my arse! )

Yer Missus

I see my lurking days are numbered. I need to get revenge..... mmmm.... Talking of arses; if anyone wants a piccy of Tate's PM me

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I see my lurking days are numbered. I need to get revenge..... mmmm.... Talking of arses; if anyone wants a piccy of Tate's PM me

hello Adam. I've heard a lot about you From Lou. Let me be the first to say, you're a very lucky man. She's one of those you can only be happy to know exists so you can long for one for yourself.

 

[Guest]

I see my lurking days are numbered. I need to get revenge..... mmmm.... Talking of arses; if anyone wants a piccy of Tate's PM me

*stunned silence*


Bastard.

 

[DarkLight]

hello Adam. I've heard a lot about you From Lou. Let me be the first to say, you're a very lucky man. She's one of those you can only be happy to know exists so you can long for one for yourself.

Aye, I'm a lucky man.. even luckier now I've found someone to ship her off to

*Gets a cardboard box and good old gaffer tape*

PS. Seriously and don't tell her... I know I'm lucky









Now I feel ill

 

[Guest]

hello Adam. I've heard a lot about you From Lou. Let me be the first to say, you're a very lucky man. She's one of those you can only be happy to know exists so you can long for one for yourself.

I'd feel sorry for him if I were you.

Thanks, babe, and I've gotta say (at risk of making everyone vomit ): I'm very lucky, too.

He's just submitted his first story here, btw, which is largely why I lured him out of lurkdom to post. Now the waiting begins.

 

[Shadowskill Knight]

Welcome Dark and Congrats on submitting your first story.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I see my lurking days are numbered. I need to get revenge..... mmmm.... Talking of arses; if anyone wants a piccy of Tate's PM me

I love him already!

 

[CharleyH]

How beautiful, Lou - swoon.

Now get raunchy the two of you!

Hi DarkL

 

[ElizabethWest]

He's just submitted his first story here, btw, which is largely why I lured him out of lurkdom to post. Now the waiting begins.

Congratulations! Patience. Come out of the closet and speak yer mind more often.

You too, Dark.

 

[pop_54]

I see my lurking days are numbered. I need to get revenge..... mmmm.... Talking of arses; if anyone wants a piccy of Tate's PM me

Where you been mate, aint seen you since Nano the other year... she keep you chained up or something? Nice to see you about again Adam


PS: I'll take that arse shot if it's still on offer Oops ello Lou didn't see you there.

 

[SeaCat]

Welcome Darklight,

Now comes the fun part, the waiting, and waiting, and yet more waiting, yep still waiting. Okay it's not that bad but at times it sure feels like it I know. (As does everybody else here.)

Now about that pic of Tat. (Ducking and heading for cover. )

Cat

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Hiya, D'Light.

If you haven’t been lurking long enough to know the answer, and wonder how long it will take before your story is posted, please search through the old posts listed under MathGirl.

Ordinarily, I would be happy to tell you, except that earlier today I tried channelling MathGirl, and have since found faeces and lanolin stains on my channel.

 

[DarkLight]

How beautiful, Lou - swoon.

Now get raunchy the two of you!

Hi DarkL

Hi Charley and I'll do as you order.... now I just got to work out how to get the tape off the box... I was never very good at unwrapping presents

Congratulations! Patience. Come out of the closet and speak yer mind more often.

You too, Dark.

Thanks! Yes, Lou warned me about the submission times and yes I promise to come out of my closet... that is, when she let's me!

Where you been mate, aint seen you since Nano the other year... she keep you chained up or something? Nice to see you about again Adam


PS: I'll take that arse shot if it's still on offer Oops ello Lou didn't see you there.

Hi mate, it's great to be back! Like I said to Liz.... it all depends when she let's me out

Welcome Darklight,

Now comes the fun part, the waiting, and waiting, and yet more waiting, yep still waiting. Okay it's not that bad but at times it sure feels like it I know. (As does everybody else here.)

Now about that pic of Tat. (Ducking and heading for cover. )

Cat

Ahh the wait *paces around the room*. As for the pics... you and Pops aren't too bright. I told you to PM me

 

[Guest]

Hi Charley and I'll do as you order....



Thanks! Yes, Lou warned me about the submission




.... it all depends when she let's me out



Ahh the wait *paces around the room*.

No, no, no, THAT'S not how you submit, as you well know!

Muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

(Sorry, but you asked for that, you cheeky git! )

 

[DarkLight]

Hiya, D'Light.

If you haven’t been lurking long enough to know the answer, and wonder how long it will take before your story is posted, please search through the old posts listed under MathGirl.

Ordinarily, I would be happy to tell you, except that earlier today I tried channelling MathGirl, and have since found faeces and lanolin stains on my channel.

Thanks for the advice Burley. The faeces and lanolin stains... damn it. Now I'm going to go to bed with some strange imagery! *frowns*

 

[DarkLight]

No, no, no, THAT'S not how you submit, as you well know!

Muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

(Sorry, but you asked for that, you cheeky git! )

Cow

 

[Guest]

Cow

*slap*

You wouldn't have dared said that half an hour ago.

 

[impressive]

Howdy, Mr. Darklight. Nice to meetcha!

 

[CharleyH]

Hi Charley and I'll do as you order.... now I just got to work out how to get the tape off the box... I was never very good at unwrapping presents

Do not worry about presents. I don't wear panties, no unwrapping involved


(ok I saw Lou post somewhere here LOL)

 

[DarkLight]

Howdy, Mr. Darklight. Nice to meetcha!

Hi impressive, thanks and it's great to meet you too

 

[SeaCat]

Hi Charley and I'll do as you order.... now I just got to work out how to get the tape off the box... I was never very good at unwrapping presents



Thanks! Yes, Lou warned me about the submission times and yes I promise to come out of my closet... that is, when she let's me!





Hi mate, it's great to be back! Like I said to Liz.... it all depends when she let's me out



Ahh the wait *paces around the room*. As for the pics... you and Pops aren't too bright. I told you to PM me

Hell I had to get a shot in on Tat. It's not often that I can.
Besides, if she wanted me to have a pic of her she would have had you send me one before this.

Cat

 

[DarkLight]

*slap*

You wouldn't have dared said that half an hour ago.

Go chew some cud


On that note, I'm off to bed

 

[CharleyH]

No, no, no, THAT'S not how you submit, as you well know!

Muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

(Sorry, but you asked for that, you cheeky git! )

Oh he is not like Gollum, is he, Lou?

lol

 

[Liar]

Shy?

Feh.

A man who can survive a southern gay bar is anything but.

Hiya, A. How's things?


#L

(wishing he had some wimmin to lock up)