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[MichelAngel0]

I could use a good uplifting.

I need a massage. I'm tense. So, today, at the spa after a good hard rub down by 2 large blonde Swedish men, with only half a brain between them. They best not forget my happy endings. I'm greedy.

So did you have a massage? Give us a description of how it went (or how you would like it to go), especially the happy ending part...

Next time I am in town I will give you a massage with happy beginning and happy ending. I use more than my hands

 

[Hinemoa]

Behind a bus shelter on a busy road

 

[sirhugs]

Behind a bus shelter on a busy road

how about inside the bus shelter?

 

[Texguy84]

Yes yes yes. I don't want to do anything but lie there and receive. Nice sturdy massage table, (as in can take the weight of 3 bodies), big fluffy towels, some scented, warmed, massage oil, and 2 pair of strong male hands just stroking, and kneading the tension right out of me.

Damn, Saucy, you make ME want to get a massage. Reverse the genders, of course.

Man, I knew a girl when I was in high school whose massages would reduce me to a gibbering mass of incoherent nonsense.

 

[sirhugs]

Damn, Saucy, you make ME want to get a massage. Reverse the genders, of course.

Man, I knew a girl when I was in high school whose massages would reduce me to a gibbering mass of incoherent nonsense.

well, last tiime I had one, she was 300 pounds and totally non erotic. But I still grew wood.

In my version of saucy's dream, I'd have Oriental twins.....

 

[Texguy84]

well, last tiime I had one, she was 300 pounds and totally non erotic. But I still grew wood.

In my version of saucy's dream, I'd have Oriental twins.....

Hehe, and the first thing I think of is the "Assfuck Twins" from Orgazmo.

"Can't we just call them the Naughty Twins?"

"The Naughty Twins? Why the fuck would we call them that? They do assfucking!"

"Yeah, but that's pretty naughty!"

 

[Saucyminx]

So did you have a massage? Give us a description of how it went (or how you would like it to go), especially the happy ending part...

Next time I am in town I will give you a massage with happy beginning and happy ending. I use more than my hands

Alas, no, i did not get my massage. But the fantasy is alive and well and being written down for later submission to Lit.

As for giving me a massage, how fast can you get here? And i'm all for the "full" body rub down, and up, and. . .

Damn, Saucy, you make ME want to get a massage. Reverse the genders, of course.

Just sounds yummy doesn't it? I've been told i give a pretty good one myself. However, give me a man who gives good back rubs and i reward him handsomely.

well, last tiime I had one, she was 300 pounds and totally non erotic. But I still grew wood.

That is a bummer SH. The last one i had was a woman as well, 45ish, about 80lbs soaking wet. I carry all my tension in my shoulder blades--i have a semi permanent muscle knot there. This woman made it her mission in life to get rid of it. She ended up straddling my bare hips so she could put her entire weight into getting this thing worked out and by golly she did. (It was back in like 3 days lol) I was dizzy when she was done with me, but i liked it. Gave her a hell of a tip.

 

[Saucyminx]

an oldie but a goody

Back at the coffee shop again.

There was this yummy looking older business man. Perfectly groomed and impeccably dressed from the tips of his manicured fingers to the soles of his Italian shoes. He was even wearing Armani Black Code--the man was just to die for. He walked past, and smiled and i nearly dripped to the floor at his feet. I restrained myself to some very civilized flirting.

What i really wanted was to mess him up a bit. He was way too perfect. All i could imagine was walking up, loosening that tie, and pulling him in for a kiss that was anything but civilized, as i pushed him back into a booth and climbed on top of him for some hot, sweaty, and messy sex.

*sigh*

 

[sirhugs]

Back at the coffee shop again.

There was this yummy looking older business man. Perfectly groomed and impeccably dressed from the tips of his manicured fingers to the soles of his Italian shoes. He was even wearing Armani Black Code--the man was just to die for. He walked past, and smiled and i nearly dripped to the floor at his feet. I restrained myself to some very civilized flirting.

What i really wanted was to mess him up a bit. He was way too perfect. All i could imagine was walking up, loosening that tie, and pulling him in for a kiss that was anything but civilized, as i pushed him back into a booth and climbed on top of him for some hot, sweaty, and messy sex.

*sigh*

what were you going at my coffee shop?

but seriously- it wasn't me, I was wearing Kenneth Cole.

 

[Saucyminx]

what were you going at my coffee shop?

but seriously- it wasn't me, I was wearing Kenneth Cole.

*swoon* Sh you really know how to hurt a girl. KC is my second favorite. Yeah, i'm pretty sure if i encountered you in the coffee shop, the flirting would be less than civilized. Or at least i hope so.

 

[MichelAngel0]

Alas, no, i did not get my massage. But the fantasy is alive and well and being written down for later submission to Lit.

As for giving me a massage, how fast can you get here? And i'm all for the "full" body rub down, and up, and. . .

Where in PA are you? I just want to find out how long it will take me to get there and give a full service massage, no charge. Body rub down, up, front, back, inside, outside... You name it

 

[Saucyminx]

Where in PA are you? I just want to find out how long it will take me to get there and give a full service massage, no charge. Body rub down, up, front, back, inside, outside... You name it

LOL, it would take you about 9 hours to get here. I have a friend who lives in Detroit. And yes please.

 

[sirhugs]

men's wear store

bought some new shirts on sale at a local chain ( think mens wearhouse under another name). Drove away wishing the tight body lil salesgal with the exotic looks had to measure my inseam....

and got home to notice one shirt is the wrong size Drat! now I hafta go back tomorrow to see if I can exchange it.

 

[Saucyminx]

bought some new shirts on sale at a local chain ( think mens wearhouse under another name). Drove away wishing the tight body lil salesgal with the exotic looks had to measure my inseam....

and got home to notice one shirt is the wrong size Drat! now I hafta go back tomorrow to see if I can exchange it.

I was thinking about becoming a menswear sales girl, but i suspect it would just be BAD, so very very BAD.

 

[rbijon]

I was thinking about becoming a menswear sales girl, but i suspect it would just be BAD, so very very BAD.

Could you please measure my ........, if you please?

 

[sirhugs]

I was thinking about becoming a menswear sales girl, but i suspect it would just be BAD, so very very BAD.

make mine 'extra roomy'

 

[Texguy84]

I was thinking about becoming a menswear sales girl, but i suspect it would just be BAD, so very very BAD.

It occured to me at some point that every Ritz Camera comes with at least one really cute sales girl who manages to get me to spend about twice as much as I intend to before walking in. One in Dallas had GREEN EYES. That's NOT FREAKING FAIR.

 

[Saucyminx]

Could you please measure my ........, if you please?

Why of course Sir. *dropping gracefully to my knees and whipping out, er, my tape measure*

make mine 'extra roomy'

Make your what extra roomy sh? Please. . .if i'm on my knees, in a room with a man , the crotch of his pants is going to get tight, extra roomy or not. Just an occupational hazard.

That's NOT FREAKING FAIR.

*batting my pretty blue eyes* how many pairs of pants will you be needing Sir?

 

[Texguy84]

*batting my pretty blue eyes* how many pairs of pants will you be needing Sir?

2. 4. Not more than 4, certainly.

 

[sirhugs]

Make your what extra roomy sh? Please. . .if i'm on my knees, in a room with a man , the crotch of his pants is going to get tight, extra roomy or not. Just an occupational hazard.

and there is your plot hook...the seamstress decides that to make sure that the pants hang right even if a guy gets excited, she has to stimulate each customer.

This starts accidentally the first time, but soon becomes a regular feature of the service.

 

[Saucyminx]

and there is your plot hook...the seamstress decides that to make sure that the pants hang right even if a guy gets excited, she has to stimulate each customer.

This starts accidentally the first time, but soon becomes a regular feature of the service.

Now that is dedication i could get behind.

 

[sirhugs]

thinking in the car, with a hottie picked up shivering at a bus stiop, who undoes her bulky parka after she gets in, to reveal......

 

[Texguy84]

thinking in the car, with a hottie picked up shivering at a bus stiop, who undoes her bulky parka after she gets in, to reveal......

...a slightly less bulky parka!

 

[sirhugs]

...a slightly less bulky parka!

oh...a 'Russian Dolls' plot?

 

[Saucyminx]

oh...a 'Russian Dolls' plot?

Hmmm how about in a horsedrawn sleigh, with plenty of lap robes, and a nice muff.

ok even i don't believe i just said that. . . .