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[sirhugs]

Truly great minds

How bout sex in a zoo? A couple of zookeepers have a secret affair going (not allowed at work) and meet every day on their lunch break in one of the animals enclosures while they are out in the public area. Problem is they get let back in and the couple is trapped in the pen for several hours. At first they just stay still and nervous, but once they get accustomed to the idea they go back to their playing.

"Just Monkeying Around" ?????

 

[Athena_e19]

Perfect.

Or how about "Bear Back".

 

[sirhugs]

Perfect.

Or how about "Bear Back".

"Duck Soup: A Creampie Tail"

 

[Saucyminx]

I've always wanted to do it in the kitchen during a big holiday meal like Thanksgiving. Right after everyone sits down, you could excuse yourself, sneak off and just go at it quick and dirty.

 

[sirhugs]

I've always wanted to do it in the kitchen during a big holiday meal like Thanksgiving. Right after everyone sits down, you could excuse yourself, sneak off and just go at it quick and dirty.

bet you taste far better than turkey!

 

[Saucyminx]

bet you taste far better than turkey!

and i won't put you to sleep.

 

[Athena_e19]

Whole new meanings to holiday stuffing?

 

[sirhugs]

Whole new meanings to holiday stuffing?

"Thanksgiving Stuffing" would be a great title!

 

[Texguy84]

"Thanksgiving Stuffing" would be a great title!

Ah yes, a romantic thanksgiving tale of holiday fisting.

 

[sirhugs]

Ah yes, a romantic thanksgiving tale of holiday fisting.

some of us can stuff with other things

 

[Texguy84]

some of us can stuff with other things

Well, given the visual of stuffing a turkey, fisting is what came to mind.

And to think I was once such a nice innocent kid.

 

[Saucyminx]

Well, given the visual of stuffing a turkey, fisting is what came to mind.

And to think I was once such a nice innocent kid.

Really? Not since i've known you sugar. Oh wait. . .

On the 50 yard line, before the game. I hate getting trampled.

 

[sirhugs]

in a car, in a driveway, with someone else's wife...acting very teenagerish

 

[Texguy84]

in a car, in a driveway, with someone else's wife...acting very teenagerish

In the WIFE'S driveway, I bet!

 

[Saucyminx]

In the WIFE'S driveway, I bet!

With Ponch, in the library, with a candlestick--we can take turns.

 

[Texguy84]

With Ponch, in the library, with a candlestick--we can take turns.

*gets off his motorcycle and walks up to Saucy*

Excuse me ma'am, but do you have a license for that low-cut top?

 

[deanwj]

In Your mind

Like on Radio.

 

[Saucyminx]

*gets off his motorcycle and walks up to Saucy*

Excuse me ma'am, but do you have a license for that low-cut top?

*patting self down thoroughly* um, i know i have it here somewhere. . .

In your mind Like on Radio.

Wow honey, that is deep. And i don't think you want in my mind, it's dark and scary in there.

 

[MichelAngel0]

In a densely packed subway in Paris. I would also be much nicer if we did not know each other...
Oh la la !

 

[Saucyminx]

In a densely packed subway in Paris. I would also be much nicer if we did not know each other...
Oh la la !

Ah yes, but when one is only 5'4" tall, being on the Metro in Paris is not all that sexy (think armpit height).

I did always get hot and bothered in some of the cathedrals, all those dark intimate corners, serene faced statues of the Virgin Mary watching the goings on, not to mention the sheer taboo of it.

*running off to post on the Sex in Church thread*

 

[MichelAngel0]

Ah yes, but when one is only 5'4" tall, being on the Metro in Paris is not all that sexy (think armpit height).

I did always get hot and bothered in some of the cathedrals, all those dark intimate corners, serene faced statues of the Virgin Mary watching the goings on, not to mention the sheer taboo of it.

*running off to post on the Sex in Church thread*

Don't worry, I have something that will lift you up
I like your idea of a cathedral. Michelangelo had the right idea, all these naked bodies fornicating right on the walls and ceiling of the chapel. No one seems to mind

 

[Saucyminx]

Don't worry, I have something that will lift you up
I like your idea of a cathedral. Michelangelo had the right idea, all these naked bodies fornicating right on the walls and ceiling of the chapel. No one seems to mind

I could use a good uplifting.

I need a massage. I'm tense. So, today, at the spa after a good hard rub down by 2 large blonde Swedish men, with only half a brain between them. They best not forget my happy endings. I'm greedy.

 

[sirhugs]

I could use a good uplifting.

I need a massage. I'm tense. So, today, at the spa after a good hard rub down by 2 large blonde Swedish men, with only half a brain between them. They best not forget my happy endings. I'm greedy.

one starts at the scalp, the other at the toes, and their fingers then their tongues meet in the middle?

 

[Saucyminx]

one starts at the scalp, the other at the toes, and their fingers then their tongues meet in the middle?

Yes yes yes. I don't want to do anything but lie there and receive. Nice sturdy massage table, (as in can take the weight of 3 bodies), big fluffy towels, some scented, warmed, massage oil, and 2 pair of strong male hands just stroking, and kneading the tension right out of me.

 

[sirhugs]

Yes yes yes. I don't want to do anything but lie there and receive. Nice sturdy massage table, (as in can take the weight of 3 bodies), big fluffy towels, some scented, warmed, massage oil, and 2 pair of strong male hands just stroking, and kneading the tension right out of me.

the story should almost write itself