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on the carousel...I guess at night so no kids are around....
 
sirhugs said:
on the carousel...I guess at night so no kids are around....
oooooh, that's a good one--i always thought a remote control butterfly vibe would be fun on the roller coaster--working on a story to that effect.
 
sirhugs said:
on the carousel...I guess at night so no kids are around....

Don't you ever watch CSI? You go on the rides *after* the park closes. :D
 
Texguy84 said:
Don't you ever watch CSI? You go on the rides *after* the park closes. :D


thought that's what I said

and no, I don't watch CSI.
 
sirhugs said:
"is that a semi colon or a cumstained colon, m'dear?"
*groaning and grinning* Hey that would make a good title for a story--perhaps involving stand up comedians.

My current yen--oddly enough i had a very sexy moment with a strange man in the grocery store parking lot yesterday--so the parking lot of the grocery store.
 
Saucyminx said:
*groaning and grinning* Hey that would make a good title for a story--perhaps involving stand up comedians.

My current yen--oddly enough i had a very sexy moment with a strange man in the grocery store parking lot yesterday--so the parking lot of the grocery store.

sexy? in what way?
 
sirhugs said:
sexy? in what way?
He was trying to change his shirt in the parking lot, but discreetly without anyone noticing and i, of course, was sitting in my car watching him without his knowledge. But i made sure to stare until I caught his eye. *sigh* The brazen hussy in me always wins out. lol It was a lil bit intense but in a good way.
 
Saucyminx said:
He was trying to change his shirt in the parking lot, but discreetly without anyone noticing and i, of course, was sitting in my car watching him without his knowledge. But i made sure to stare until I caught his eye. *sigh* The brazen hussy in me always wins out. lol It was a lil bit intense but in a good way.

hussssssssssy?

whatca do?
 
sirhugs said:
could you be more graphic? struggling authours need the material...
:cathappy: Darling, i thought i made it perfectly clear. i made my pussy happy. :cathappy:

This morning i'd like to call up and order some take out sex. Someone just needs to come to my nice warm bed and make me happy. Anyone???
 
Saucyminx said:
:cathappy: Darling, i thought i made it perfectly clear. i made my pussy happy. :cathappy:

This morning i'd like to call up and order some take out sex. Someone just needs to come to my nice warm bed and make me happy. Anyone???


I looove stories where the pizza guy ( or gal) gets a special tip ;)
 
sirhugs said:
I looove stories where the pizza guy ( or gal) gets a special tip ;)
What do you like on your pizza? But it better not take 15 minutes or less--or no tip at all.
 
Saucyminx said:
What do you like on your pizza? But it better not take 15 minutes or less--or no tip at all.


"Naked Pizza" ???

at least its a story title....
 
Saucyminx said:
:cathappy: Darling, i thought i made it perfectly clear. i made my pussy happy. :cathappy:

This morning i'd like to call up and order some take out sex. Someone just needs to come to my nice warm bed and make me happy. Anyone???

*knockknockknock*

You order a pizza ma'am? ;)
 
I think tonight I'd just like to do it lounging in a recliner popped part-way back (you can't have sex in a recliner popped ALL the way back or else the thing might just tip over backwards.) Me sitting in the chair, the girl in my lap with my dick in her as I bury my face in my favorite spot where her neck meets her shoulders, my arms wrapped around her tight while we leisurely grind against eachother, slowly reaching our climax before I turn us sideways so we can spoon to sleep on the recliner (we might pop it all the way back by this point). ;)
 
Texguy84 said:
I think tonight I'd just like to do it lounging in a recliner popped part-way back (you can't have sex in a recliner popped ALL the way back or else the thing might just tip over backwards.) Me sitting in the chair, the girl in my lap with my dick in her as I bury my face in my favorite spot where her neck meets her shoulders, my arms wrapped around her tight while we leisurely grind against eachother, slowly reaching our climax before I turn us sideways so we can spoon to sleep on the recliner (we might pop it all the way back by this point). ;)

don't forget to start with a nice slow blowjob, her between your legs kneeling on the floor....
 
sirhugs said:
don't forget to start with a nice slow blowjob, her between your legs kneeling on the floor....

Sounds like a plan, and of course, all this would have been instigated by one of my world famous neckrubs. :cool:
 
Texguy84 said:
Sounds like a plan, and of course, all this would have been instigated by one of my world famous neckrubs. :cool:

there's a story I'd read onehanded ;)
 
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In the dirty mood I am in at the moment any place that i could get caught would do me fine
 
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