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Beneath the Tree of course!

 

[Saucyminx]

amidst all the wrapping paper. ..

Beneath the Tree of course!

and small jagged plastic thingies that my children have left lay. Yikes!

Today, and don't get me wrong, i've had naughty thoughts all week long but no time to post them, I'm in the mood for some phone sex in my bathtub filled with bubbles. All that hot fragrant water, slippery soapy hands stroking everywhere and a deep sexy voice purring the dirtiest thoughts into my ear--mmmmmm.

Now where did i put my rubber duckie, and my cell phone???

 

[sirhugs]

and small jagged plastic thingies that my children have left lay. Yikes!

Today, and don't get me wrong, i've had naughty thoughts all week long but no time to post them, I'm in the mood for some phone sex in my bathtub filled with bubbles. All that hot fragrant water, slippery soapy hands stroking everywhere and a deep sexy voice purring the dirtiest thoughts into my ear--mmmmmm.

Now where did i put my rubber duckie, and my cell phone???

phone sex? you do phone sex?

 

[Saucyminx]

phone sex? you do phone sex?

of course. On with Mrs. Claus right now

 

[sirhugs]

of course. On with Mrs. Claus right now

are the elves listening in on the party line?

 

[Saucyminx]

are the elves listening in on the party line?

So that was all that extra heavy breathing. . .

So it's a no brainer--NYC--Times Square when the ball drops--and yes that is a clever euphamism

 

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So that was all that extra heavy breathing. . .

So it's a no brainer--NYC--Times Square when the ball drops--and yes that is a clever euphamism

sandwiched?

 

[Saucyminx]

sandwiched?

Yes please.

We had to go to the in-laws for New Year's Day. I kept trying to convince my husband to sneak off to his old bed room with me for a little "for old times sake" fun. It was right next to his dad's tv room. I think my father-in-law used to listen in--and that completely turns me on.

 

[Texguy84]

Yes please.

We had to go to the in-laws for New Year's Day. I kept trying to convince my husband to sneak off to his old bed room with me for a little "for old times sake" fun. It was right next to his dad's tv room. I think my father-in-law used to listen in--and that completely turns me on.

I bet there's a story here you can write

 

[sirhugs]

I bet there's a story here you can write

I agree

 

[Saucyminx]

so driving past the car dealership today

and got to thinking what sex and new car scent would smell like. . .

 

[sirhugs]

and got to thinking what sex and new car scent would smell like. . .

with your nose pushed hard into the upholstery?

 

[Saucyminx]

well actually. . .

with your nose pushed hard into the upholstery?

I was thinking more like kneeling on the back seat, him kneeling behind me, using the back of it for leverage

 

[sirhugs]

I was thinking more like kneeling on the back seat, him kneeling behind me, using the back of it for leverage

a good story might need more than one position.

 

[Saucyminx]

a good story might need more than one position.

I couldn't agree more sweetheart--that was just my initial thoughts.

 

[Texguy84]

a good story might need more than one position.

She could allways be kneeling on the driver's seat, getting railed from behind by the guy in the passenger seat, while a highway cop feeds her his cock from the open driver's window.

 

[Saucyminx]

She could allways be kneeling on the driver's seat, getting railed from behind by the guy in the passenger seat, while a highway cop feeds her his cock from the open driver's window.

My dear sir, are you implying there is something amiss with my driving abilities that i would be pulled over--and subsequently banged--by an officer of the law???

 

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My dear sir, are you implying there is something amiss with my driving abilities that i would be pulled over--and subsequently banged--by an officer of the law???

I think he just wants to see you in handcuffs...and nothing but

 

[Texguy84]

My dear sir, are you implying there is something amiss with my driving abilities that i would be pulled over--and subsequently banged--by an officer of the law???

I'm implying that you might aquire some questionable driving practices in order to get banged by an officer of the law .

I think he just wants to see you in handcuffs...and nothing but

Well, that idea has appeal too.

 

[Saucyminx]

well all you guys had to do was ask. . .

so i guess the next logical step would be in the back of a police car--again.

 

[sirhugs]

well all you guys had to do was ask. . .

so i guess the next logical step would be in the back of a police car--again.

I'd prefer you splayed across the hood.

 

[Saucyminx]

I'd prefer you splayed across the hood.

again???

After going to see Brokeback Mountain last night--i have developed this urge to go camping. . .

 

[Texguy84]

again???

After going to see Brokeback Mountain last night--i have developed this urge to go camping. . .

I've got a cozy "Mummy Style" sleeping bag if you've got a tent.

 

[Saucyminx]

I've got a cozy "Mummy Style" sleeping bag if you've got a tent.

Well, as a matter of fact. . . i do.

 

[sirhugs]

wouldn't under the stars by more romantic ( and easier for we voyeurs)?