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[sirhugs]

Now darn it, how come none of my soccer daddies are fun like that? They are a boring bunch this year.



Well honey, i thought i was going to film and you and HE were going to be the subjects, at least for starters. . .

And now to the burning question of the day--where do i want to get laid? Today, i'm thinking a strip club, private room after a really really nasty lap dance from a stripper.

male of female stripper?

[and the soccer dad days were back in the monongamy era, when dinosaurs roamed the playing flields]

 

[Saucyminx]

male of female stripper?

[and the soccer dad days were back in the monongamy era, when dinosaurs roamed the playing flields]

It's all good but i prefer female strippers for lap dances. I don't get squished that way.

And still, i always get lots of soccer daddy volunteers to help me out, but this year. *sigh* It's just sad really.

 

[sirhugs]

It's all good but i prefer female strippers for lap dances. I don't get squished that way.

And still, i always get lots of soccer daddy volunteers to help me out, but this year. *sigh* It's just sad really.

maybe a story where the soccer annual coaching clinic adjourns to a strip bar? only one Mom coach goes along with the guys.....

 

[Saucyminx]

maybe a story where the soccer annual coaching clinic adjourns to a strip bar? only one Mom coach goes along with the guys.....

LOL--oh my, I've already lived through that story, only it was a birthday party. . .

 

[sirhugs]

LOL--oh my, I've already lived through that story, only it was a birthday party. . .

and how did hubby react to the news?

 

[Saucyminx]

and how did hubby react to the news?

it was his birthday

 

[sirhugs]

it was his birthday

so, did you , ahem..how you say? .....play?

 

[Texguy84]

it was his birthday

OOooooohh... I remember this story

 

[sirhugs]

is it on Lit?

 

[Saucyminx]

so, did you , ahem..how you say? .....play?

Oh, and then some.

OOooooohh... I remember this story

Hush--or no more bed time stories for you.

is it on Lit?

No but it probably would be a good one if i weren't too lazy to write it up.

 

[sirhugs]

Oh, and then some.
Hush--or no more bed time stories for you.
No but it probably would be a good one if i weren't too lazy to write it up.

if Tex gets bedtime stories, can I get the tuck in service?

 

[Saucyminx]

if Tex gets bedtime stories, can I get the tuck in service?

Of course Sir Hugs--did you want the standard service or the deluxe tuck in?

 

[sirhugs]

Of course Sir Hugs--did you want the standard service or the deluxe tuck in?

nothing standard about either of us

 

[Saucyminx]

nothing standard about either of us

charmer

 

[Preachrman]

In a graveyard!

In the Morgue...

 

[Preachrman]

since the thread title is the famous realtor's saying, I'm wondering about homes for sale....

Breaking into the lock boxes that hold the keys to the house for sale, having sex all over the house, leaving a mess then lock the door on the way out.

 

[Saucyminx]

Breaking into the lock boxes that hold the keys to the house for sale, having sex all over the house, leaving a mess then lock the door on the way out.

locked boxes are no fun. . .

It's cold here so i want to get a little in my hot tub, steam curling off our bodies, water splashing out all over the place, the neighbors watching from their porch. .

 

[Preachrman]

locked boxes are no fun. . .

It's cold here so i want to get a little in my hot tub, steam curling off our bodies, water splashing out all over the place, the neighbors watching from their porch. .

On the neighbours porch, while they are home.

In a coffin

In a Hearse

In a hotel room up against a window that looks out on a busy street.

 

[sirhugs]

locked boxes are no fun. . .

It's cold here so i want to get a little in my hot tub, steam curling off our bodies, water splashing out all over the place, the neighbors watching from their porch. .

I wrote a series of hot tub stories. It starts at Hard To Write continues in Rub Dub Tub and climaxed ( for now) in Fantasies Can Cum True

 

[Saucyminx]

In a hotel room up against a window that looks out on a busy street.

I always thought about up against the window over looking the pool on a hot summer day

I wrote a series of hot tub stories. It starts at Hard To Write continues in Rub Dub Tub and climaxed ( for now) in Fantasies Can Cum True

I know honey--i read all of them.

 

[Texguy84]

I always thought about up against the window over looking the pool on a hot summer day

What do you think of out by the pool being overlooked by hotel windows on a hot summer day?

 

[Saucyminx]

What do you think of out by the pool being overlooked by hotel windows on a hot summer day?

Meetcha there in 15 minutes.

 

[TheCaptain]

Don't know if it's been said b4 or not, but how about a cinema?

Well, about a month or so back I got a blowjob in a church - now I'm thinkin that getting a blowie, or more perhaps, in a cinema might be the way to go

Was just thinking about it actually as I was watching the absolutely shithouse movie, the totally unimpressive and sad, Doom, but then I looked around at all my guy mates and the almost compacity packed cinema, and thought against it

But if I had my girl there, and the movie theatre was pretty empty, we were up the back in a secluded corner of the place... maybe, just maybe then

Fkn b0ring movies that u pay good money for... jeez, why does Hollywood have to massacre good concepts with their crapness?

Capt

 

[Saucyminx]

But if I had my girl there, and the movie theatre was pretty empty, we were up the back in a secluded corner of the place... maybe, just maybe then
Capt

Bringin back happy memories Capt. Did that with my honey during the second time we went to see Sin City. Listening to all those sexy deep male voices, i just couldn't keep my hands or my lips to myself.

I'm going to go play in my hot tub right now--all by myself. So it was me in the hot tub with the jets. (not the football team--although. . . )

 

[devoted lilgirl]

On my knees sucking my Daddy's cock halfway up the steps inside the pilgrim monument in Ptown!!! Daddy was pleased he could coax me to do that.