Svenskaflicka
Fountain
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Today is the final day of the Hazing Period, and yesterday was the day we all had to complete Assignments. We started off slowly with an aerobics session onstage on the town square - I missed it because of heavy traffic, and am I kicking myself..! 
It was raining heavily, so there wasn't much of an audience, to my class mates' relief - all of them had consumed some liquid confidence boosters just to be on the safe side, which made the coordination of steps even more of a challenge. My personal favorite was the leader, who actually workes as an aerobics instructor in a gym. He pranced around in a stuffed training bra, looking very... professional. Professional male hooker, mind you, but still...
The assignment for the evening was even more fun. We were to stage a UFO landing!
At first, we were going to create a spaceship out of two paper plates and a cell phone, tie it to a string tied to a bamboo cane, and let it soar majesticaly up and down. Later on, we decided against it, and instead we taped tin foil all over my car, to make it look like a spaceship. To make sure everyone understood that this WAS a spaceship, we also taped 2 large signs reading UFO on it.
Two of the guys put on green paint on their hands and face, they were going to be the ALIENS. One girl was to play the victim, and I, being the only sober person in the gang, was The Spaceship Pilot.
The rest of the class were crazy UFO-worshippers, singing and praying at the town square, holding up large signs reading WELCOME, ELVIS, WE'VE MISSED YOU, and I WANNA SEE URANUS.
They chanted, the girl ran into the town square, shouting "help, help! The aliens are coming for me!", I drove very slowly after her, all lights on my car flashing wildly, the two aliens jumped out of the car, caught the girl, and abducted her into the backseat of the car, whereupon I sped off like a car thief.
Big success.
It was even more of a success when we were required to do it all backwards... I drove around and came into the square from the other side, the aliens pushed the girl out of the car, and I backed away, missing a flagpole and a large sign reading NO MOTOR TRAFFIC BEYOND THIS POINT with mere centimeters. The girl chased after us, running backwards, shouting "pleh! pleh!" all the time.
I think we're gonna win the competition for best class of the year... 
It was raining heavily, so there wasn't much of an audience, to my class mates' relief - all of them had consumed some liquid confidence boosters just to be on the safe side, which made the coordination of steps even more of a challenge. My personal favorite was the leader, who actually workes as an aerobics instructor in a gym. He pranced around in a stuffed training bra, looking very... professional. Professional male hooker, mind you, but still...
The assignment for the evening was even more fun. We were to stage a UFO landing!
At first, we were going to create a spaceship out of two paper plates and a cell phone, tie it to a string tied to a bamboo cane, and let it soar majesticaly up and down. Later on, we decided against it, and instead we taped tin foil all over my car, to make it look like a spaceship. To make sure everyone understood that this WAS a spaceship, we also taped 2 large signs reading UFO on it.
Two of the guys put on green paint on their hands and face, they were going to be the ALIENS. One girl was to play the victim, and I, being the only sober person in the gang, was The Spaceship Pilot.
The rest of the class were crazy UFO-worshippers, singing and praying at the town square, holding up large signs reading WELCOME, ELVIS, WE'VE MISSED YOU, and I WANNA SEE URANUS.
They chanted, the girl ran into the town square, shouting "help, help! The aliens are coming for me!", I drove very slowly after her, all lights on my car flashing wildly, the two aliens jumped out of the car, caught the girl, and abducted her into the backseat of the car, whereupon I sped off like a car thief.
Big success.
It was even more of a success when we were required to do it all backwards... I drove around and came into the square from the other side, the aliens pushed the girl out of the car, and I backed away, missing a flagpole and a large sign reading NO MOTOR TRAFFIC BEYOND THIS POINT with mere centimeters. The girl chased after us, running backwards, shouting "pleh! pleh!" all the time.
I think we're gonna win the competition for best class of the year...
