Lobster Tail...(Warning this is gross, but true)

[Passionnee]

I found it ...

And it is a hoax. Here is the site where you can find what teresafannin mentioned and the proof it is a hoax..

http://www.urbanlegends.com/ulz/xlobsterfun.html

 

[Wizard]

Well I knew it was hoax but that sire was pretty cool..........................

 

[Passionnee]

The person who wrote that must be pretty sick to come up with such ideas..ewwwwwwww

 

[Renegade]

That made my day

Am I the only one that was laughing my ass while reading that entire story? LOL

 

[teresafannin]

Not a gene pool that I would want to take a dip in. Some people are just toooooooo weird.

 

[Passionnee]

Re: That made my day

Am I the only one that was laughing my ass while reading that entire story? LOL

Lmao I read that post and jump to the Aunt one right after, almost peed in my panties...

 

[Chuckus]

Two syllable word to insert here NA STY and a three letter one DIS GUST ING. Oh and one that has many sylables just ewwwwwwwwwww-ewwwwwwwwwwwwww-ewwwwwwwwwwwwww just the thought of that..........damn ewwwwwwww.

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: DCL, I can't do either one, and....

 

[Cheri]

Bluebaby

Love you monkey rocket

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Fake or not, it's a great story.

No way did I believe it. I just found it to be very entertaining.

(As for taking a walk along the water's edge, CB, I have a rather large pond on my property surrounded by 4 of the most beautiful weeping willow trees you have ever seen. Very peaceful, but now very frozen).

So, the lobster's a hoax. Who cares?

blue

 

[Passionnee]

Re: Fake or not, it's a great story.

So, the lobster's a hoax. Who cares?

blue

Nobody!! but did ya look at the stuff there is on that site..Oh boy, lots of funny stuff. Enough to entertain a bored person for a while.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Fake or not, it's a great story.

I have a rather large pond on my property surrounded by 4 of the most beautiful weeping willow trees you have ever seen. Very peaceful, but now very frozen).

Sounds nice blue, I have two willows by the house. We have a lake but you have to take a short walk through the woods to get to it.

As for the story eeewwwww true or not it will be a while before I order lobster or shrimp.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

You shoul watch Dr. blue and me....

devour lobsters. Now, that's a real urban legend, except it's true. We take off our rings, roll up our sleeves and dig in. (NO bib.That is for amateurs). When we're done, every bit of meat has been sucked, pulled or scrapped out. There's nothing left but a pile of empty shells.


blue

(I once ordered a 4 pound lobster for Dr. blue at the Palm in Washington D.C. It was overcooked and I had to send it back. Talk about legends! At $20/lb., they were a little hesitant to take it back, but they did).

 

[FlamingoBlue]

blue

 

[Cath!]

ya know...only one word crosses my mind as I chewed and swallowed my LAST bite of filet-a-fish while reading that....



YUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[Mellon Collie]

Ewww.

Even if it isn't true, this is like the grossest thing I've ever read.

 

[registered "^^"]

Well I was thinking about giving up eating pussy any way! Some threads should stay buried, Thanks blue............yuccckkkkkkkk!

 

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[Weevil]

It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole.
She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard.

Would you like to know how to easily read this as a fake? If she was unconscious when the paramedics arrived and died shortly thereafter, how would anyone know what kind of sound it made?

 

[MechaBlade]

Well, I know that's not real...

[sound of MechaBlade vomiting]

...but, um...

[sound of MechaBlade vomiting again]

...well, why all the detail? Did you really have to...

[more vomiting]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Another oldie but goodie.

No thanks necessary.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Sounds like an urban legend to me.

Beware of aricraft.