Lo saves his semen in a gallon milk jug!

[perks]

<grin> V~ made me do it, or was it the devil? hmmmmmmmmmm...


Coincidence? I think not!


I heart you LO!!!

 

[Vilac]

Yanno...I heard this rumor somewhere.

Huh. <shrug> Well...we all have our own hobbies.

I still dig ya, Lo. You're alright by me.
V~

 

[lobito]

friends like yous, who needs enemas?

 

[perks]

I'm bumping this times infinity.

he's so fun to tease

 

[badasschick]

IS he planning on opening up a protein shake stand?

 

[Stout chap]

Well you have to put something on your Cheerios.

 

[lobito]

I only put sugar on my cheerios, and no shake stands...

I'm thinking vitamin K stores

 

[celiaKitten]

saving up for one huge donation to the sperm bank?

 

[Monazwx]

Don't even want to know what's in the margaritas.

 

[marksgirl]

Launching a new hair care product!

Remember the movie " There's Something About Mary" ?

 

[perks]

HAAHAHAHAHAH, Mona!


Elmer called, lo, he needs more glue.

 

[lobito]

Don't even want to know what's in the margaritas.

special sauce honey. special sauce...

 

[TWB]

I prefer mason jars.

 

[mbb308]

I think it's better to keep it in glass.

It goes bad in plastic.

 

[TWB]

Don't even want to know what's in the margaritas.

Look out for the squigly things.

 

[perks]

I think it's better to keep it in glass.

It goes bad in plastic.

it goes bad??? okay, how exactly do you know this?


Hiya TWB!

 

[celiaKitten]

it goes bad??? okay, how exactly do you know this?

Yeah, that was my question.

I'm now getting disturbing images of someone mistaking it for actual milk ... *shudders* Something about sperm in a jug is so ... the opposite of arousing...

 

[mbb308]

Well, actually I was going to recommend five gallon cans.

 

[perks]

I think lo is the photographer for all those cumslut photos. yep... *nods head*

 

[mbb308]

Made it up out of whole cloth?

 

[lobito]

kinda like 3 week past the due date milk? all chunky? YUCK!

 

[perks]

kinda like 3 week past the due date milk? all chunky? YUCK!

okay, chunkycum is nasty.

 

[TWB]

it goes bad??? okay, how exactly do you know this?


Hiya TWB!

Hi!

I remember one of the first penthouse forums I read. It was about a woman who had sex with the mailman on the condition she could keep his cum. She would warm it up in a toaster oven to spread over her husbands belly to lap up in the evening when he came home from work.

I think she used an old jiffy peanut butter jar.

 

[celiaKitten]

okay, chunkycum is nasty.

I somehow knew I would find a new sigline tonight... LOL

 

[perks]

I somehow knew I would find a new sigline tonight... LOL

heh! Goooooooooooooooooooooooal!


TWB, I so did not need to know that.