Living in Schrodinger's Box

[ms_ann_thrope]

I can't tell if that fucking cat is alive or dead. It just lies there staring up at the lid. I don't have to feed it and at this point, it hasn't started to stink.


I guess it doesn't matter.

 

[Riles]

Skin pinch for Dehydration?

Can you touch the eye without a response?

Capillary refill?

Do you pick it up and liquid comes out? (That's my personal favorite to horrify with)

I miss my old job.

 

[jomar]

Whichever.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Ahem, you're sposed to open the box.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Well...Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-A.

It's the truth
It's actual
Everything is satisfactual.

Except that god damned cat.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I can't tell if that fucking cat is alive or dead. It just lies there staring up at the lid. I don't have to feed it and at this point, it hasn't started to stink.


I guess it doesn't matter.

From 20 Jokes Only Smart People Will Understand.

Note #16:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/-bbaF1fQJuYI/Uz3rVzvYhyI/AAAAAAAAaxI/mrkdr_4pGe4/image_thumb%25255B18%25255D.png

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

From 20 Jokes Only Smart People Will Understand.

Note #16:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/-bbaF1fQJuYI/Uz3rVzvYhyI/AAAAAAAAaxI/mrkdr_4pGe4/image_thumb%25255B18%25255D.png

Are you wearing one of those hemorrhoid masks for the eyeballs?