Little White Lies: Do You Tell Them?

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You know the kind I am talking about.

When someone tells me my ass looks simply perfect in my new jeans and I get home look in my own mirror and want to scream..LIAR!!!!! :D:D


How often do you tell these kind of lies?

or do you?? Are you always honest? Even to a fault??


Cassidy
 
I'm 99% honest

1% little white lie


And Cassidy, when I told you that you looked HOT...I meant that!
*that my friend falls into the 99% category*

Morning Sunshine:D :kiss:

Summery
 
For the most part I am very honest. However, if a woman asks me if something looks good on her I am definitely going to say yes. It's not really a white lie so much as self-preservation. ;)
 
I'm honest. If that's the way I feel I tell it.

Little white lies like : "Your hair looks nice today" when in reality it looks like the bottom of a bird cage don't really hurt much.

I tell it like I see it. Most people don't like that but it's how I live.

But, wouldn't you rather hear your freind say "There's something in your hair, here take my comb and fix it" rather than the friend saying "It's nice" and you going outside and be totally humiliated when everyone's pointing at you and laughing?
 
Shockdoctor said:
For the most part I am very honest. However, if a woman asks me if something looks good on her I am definitely going to say yes. It's not really a white lie so much as self-preservation. ;)


ROFLMAO!!!!!!


KISSES!!!!
Cassidy
 
When your mother-in-law serves you overly well-done roast beef with boiled to shit veggies and then asks you if you are enjoying the meal? Hell yes!!
 
dangergirl said:
When your mother-in-law serves you overly well-done roast beef with boiled to shit veggies and then asks you if you are enjoying the meal? Hell yes!!

I'm a happily married, part time working mom! I'm not Cath! or *bratcat*!

LMAO!
 
I tell little white lies sometimes to preserve the peace or bolster someones confidence but no big whoppers as I'm a straightforward person who believes in honesty.

And on the subject of honesty Unregistered why don't you JUST FUCK OFF you spineless cunt

Sorry about that everyone.
 
VanB said:
I tell little white lies sometimes to preserve the peace or bolster someones confidence but no big whoppers as I'm a straightforward person who believes in honesty.

And on the subject of honesty Unregistered why don't you JUST FUCK OFF you spineless cunt

Sorry about that everyone.


Remind me not to make you mad! :)


(but thank you)
 
VanB said:

And on the subject of honesty Unregistered why don't you JUST FUCK OFF you spineless cunt

Sorry about that everyone.

No apology necessary, V.

You get me hot when you talk like that:p :p

Cassidy:kiss:
 
Do I tell them??

Of course not (1)

I've never done anything of the sort (2)

I wouldn't do that even to save my own skin(3)

Okay so maybe I'm exaggerating a little (4)

Okay, okay...a lot..

I'll take an example from the beautiful SummerRose
I am completely and totally honest (even brutally so at times)about 94% of the time.

3% I'll tell lil' white lies...

and there's always that 1% of the time where you might tell a whopper to get out of something alive versus being mopped up off the floor.
 
Re: Do I tell them??

badmatt said:
Of course not (1)

I've never done anything of the sort (2)

I wouldn't do that even to save my own skin(3)

Okay so maybe I'm exaggerating a little (4)

Okay, okay...a lot..

I'll take an example from the beautiful SummerRose
I am completely and totally honest (even brutally so at times)about 94% of the time.

3% I'll tell lil' white lies...

and there's always that 1% of the time where you might tell a whopper to get out of something alive versus being mopped up off the floor.


You better never lie to me!;)
I can take brutal honesty......Honest!:D
 
I am 100% honest , 100% of the time!

I am handsome, almost god like!

Uh oh, what's up with my nose???
 
I think everyone tells little white lies.

I usually tell them to not hurt someones feelings. It's not always the best way to deal with things, but I end up doing it anyway.

And Fillmup, you're nose looks fine. ;)
 
I guess my percentage runs about 60/40--60% white lies, 40% the other kind, whatever those are.

But here's a poser for you ladies:

When a woman asks me, "Does this outfit make me look fat?" what the hell am I supposed to say?

~H~
 
My favourite white lie is just before I rip off someones bandaid

"This won't hurt"
or
"This will hurt less if I do it fast"

damn that just sounds like bad sex now :D

I think everyone fibs on occasion. Can't be helped.
 
Hamletmaschine said:
I guess my percentage runs about 60/40--60% white lies, 40% the other kind, whatever those are.

But here's a poser for you ladies:

When a woman asks me, "Does this outfit make me look fat?" what the hell am I supposed to say?

~H~

You are supposed to become a statue. Don't say anything, dont even blink.

This question is one of those questions that when you say "no" it translates to "God damn woman, have you ever met a cake you didn't like?" and a "yes" answer ends up when you wake up the next day without your third leg.
 
Tyrael said:


You are supposed to become a statue. Don't say anything, dont even blink.

This question is one of those questions that when you say "no" it translates to "God damn woman, have you ever met a cake you didn't like?" and a "yes" answer ends up when you wake up the next day without your third leg.

*ringing bell* DING DING DING

You get a prize, T :D

Good answer!!!;)

Cassidy
 
Yeah I do tell them, but I really try not to tell them. I will never give a real honest answer to "Does this make me look fat?", though.

I certainly wouldn't want an honest one when I ask that question.
 
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