Little ways to irritate you SO...

[cheerful_deviant]

No. 01

When preparing chicken breasts for cooking, refer to them as 'Chicken Titties'.



Anyone else?

 

[cloudy]

When you do laundry, refer to your husband's underwear as "panties."

 

[cheerful_deviant]

When you do laundry, refer to your husband's underwear as "panties."

It gets his panties in a twist?

 

[cloudy]

It gets his panties in a twist?

definitely.

 

[wehstar]

the most irritating thing my partner does is to go around the house finding any bits of paper she can find such as:-

- scribbled down notes on scrap paper
- junk mail
- bank statements
- tax forms
- red reminder utility bills
- promotional vouchers
- old newspapers

then she puts them in a big pile, and shuts them in a drawer. All done without me knowing.

Generally 90% of the pile needs recycling or destroying, whilst 10% are importants things that need actioning.

 

[kiten69]

Tickle his feet.

 

[starrkers]

Change anything on his computer

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Pat her on the head. She hates it.

 

[SeaCat]

the most irritating thing my partner does is to go around the house finding any bits of paper she can find such as:-

- scribbled down notes on scrap paper
- junk mail
- bank statements
- tax forms
- red reminder utility bills
- promotional vouchers
- old newspapers

then she puts them in a big pile, and shuts them in a drawer. All done without me knowing.

Generally 90% of the pile needs recycling or destroying, whilst 10% are importants things that need actioning.

I recognise this.

Cat

 

[Darklove666]

Sing a song while a different song is playing on the radio.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Sing a song while a different song is playing on the radio.

Or sing a song using all the wrong words.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Pat her on the head. She hates it.

While saying "Yes Dear."

 

[starrkers]

Pat her on the head. She hates it.

oooh. I recognise this one.

 

[rgraham666]

Being single looks better and better all the time.

 

[Darklove666]

Or sing a song using all the wrong words.

Yeah, that one seems to work too. Especially if its a song she likes that I have no clue about.

 

[starrkers]

Yeah, that one seems to work too. Especially if its a song she likes that I have no clue about.

How about saying "this is a really good song" then talking all the way through it so SO can't listen?

 

[Darklove666]

How about saying "this is a really good song" then talking all the way through it so SO can't listen?

That one I can claim innocence on. But my friends on the other hand... *shakes head*

 

[SeaCat]

Singing off key while she's trapped in the car with you.

Changing channels in the middle of her shows.

Cat

 

[Tom Collins]

Keeping bodies in the closet without clearing it with them first?

 

[TE999]

Asking repeatedly: "Are you on that computer writing those dirty stories again?"

"You never take me anywhere, you just write, write, write."

Ooops, that's how she irritates me. Sowwy.

 

[glynndah]

Muting the television during the commercials and then leaving with the remote.

Oh, he does that.


Mine: Not muting the "fucking commercials."

 

[cumallday]

Call her by her mother's name while making love.

 

[yevkassem72]

Well, I have found from my end that having a lava lamp thrown at me was a bit annoying. Bon Dieu!

From hers, my indiscretions were a nuisance, but evidently not such an issue for her, as she stayed with me and did a bit of her own cheating. Well, until I refused to tolerate the lava lamps and the public berating, etc. I admit that I found her getting pregnant from another man and then aborting the issue of that affair a bit disturbing and it contributed to my recent depature from her life.

 

[Guest]

Keeping bodies in the closet without clearing it with them first?

if the SO really loves you, they would help you relocate them.

 

[Vermilion]

Deciding that on top of your dissertation notes is the ideal place to air your camping stove - oh wait - that's him.

Me? I sing a song that I know gets stuck in his head easily. I sit in front of him eating chocolate when he's on a diet. I talk to him while he's working. Any of these will annoy him immensely.

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