Little Golden Books that Didn't Make It.

[JazzManJim]

From this site, here are a few titles of those precious and educational Little Golden Books that didn't make it to print...


1. You are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four Letter Words To Know And Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers And Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide To Hitchhiking
7. Sally Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George And The High Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets A Casket
14. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Popup Book Of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have The Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking And Crying To Get Your Way
19. You Were An Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like To Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper And Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork And Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy And Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

 

[celiaKitten]

I've seen this before .. a long time ago. I'd forgotten about it.. LOL.. thanks, Jazzy.

 

[Problem Child]

Lol...JMJ, a few more...


Get to Bed Now, and Daddy Won't Beat the Fuck Out of You.

Riding in the Trunk Builds Character.

Shut Up or I'll Really Give You Something to Cry About.

It's Spinach, and There's More of it Where That Came From.

Grandpa Died Because You Were Bad.

 

[JazzManJim]

I only had one more:

Bi-Curious George

 

[bknight2602]

Aw the power of truth or sarcaism!

 

[Saytur]

The Cat in the Blender

 

[teddybear4play]

From this site, here are a few titles of those precious and educational Little Golden Books that didn't make it to print...

LOL, I still have a couple of those in my room somewhere . . .

The real ones, that is, not the fake ones.

TB4p

 

[Guest]

Here are a few more. . .

Poke the little Puppy

Pussy 'n Boots (nice BDSM story)

The Saggy Baggy Anorexic Elephant

Jack-off your Beanstalk

My Little Red Caboose (nice spanking story)

Rabid Peter (you know, he gets stuck in Farmer McGregor's garden)

Three Little Bares ('nuff said)

 

[Guest]

How about Hop on Pop?

That makes me want to take another look at Dr. Seuss!

 

[Guest]

I only had one more:

Bi-Curious George

I still can't stop laughing that Richard Scary has a character named "Mistress Mouse"

Great thread, JMJ

 

[Guest]

I still can't stop laughing that Richard Scary has a character named "Mistress Mouse"

Great thread, JMJ

Does she dress in leather and carry a little mouse-sized whip? My kids watch the Busy Town show and I've never even noticed Mistress Mouse!

 

[Guest]

Does she dress in leather and carry a little mouse-sized whip? My kids watch the Busy Town show and I've never even noticed Mistress Mouse!

I'll find her, though! LOL

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Even bastards can be President

Uncle Barney has funny cigarettes

Daddy's in prison

Not all fartstains are dry

 

[erosman]

LMAO Jim

 

[stratocaster]

SMACK! Stop Acting Like Children!

You got a an A son? I'm proud a ya! Now all ya need is 2 S' an H an O an L and an E! SMACK!

 

[Guest]

Does she dress in leather and carry a little mouse-sized whip? My kids watch the Busy Town show and I've never even noticed Mistress Mouse!

It's in one of his older books. She drives... a truck of some sort. I should go scan it.

 

[Chicklet]

7. Sally Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

lol

i like this one