Little girl?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!! Little!!!!!!!!!!

[KillerMuffin]

LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE BIG BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

of all the

LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well Geeeezus jehosphat.

Little.

Humph.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well shit. I screamed myself into a new thread.

Next thing you know, he'll call me cute. Or worse. Adorable.

*shudders*

Little.

Why I oughta...

*grumbles*

 

[Angel]

You are so cute, KM.

 

[Never]

You are not little!

And niether am I!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Oh my...

Grabs his trusty combat helmet and dives into the nearest foxhole

This looks to be interesting!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I tell you what.

Little. Grrrrrrrr.

Harumph.

 

[RisiaSkye]

KM, you're so adorable when you get your knickers all in a cute little twist.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Muffie you're such a cute wee thing when your mad

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Eat me muff!!

 

[Guest]

I am not little!

 

[KillerMuffin]

That's it. I'm getting out the whiffleball bat.

I AM NOT CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARARRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT CUTE!!!!!

PUPPIES ARE CUTE!!!!!

KITTIES ARE CUTE!!!!!!!!!

MUFFINS ARE LEAN, MEAN ASS WHOMPIN MACHINES!!!!!!

He called me little. LITTLE!!!!!

My BOOBS weigh more than he does.

LITTLE!!!!!

ME!!!! LITTLE!!!!!!

*(&*(@*#%&@#*( LITTLE!!!!!!!

I think I pulled something. Ouch.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Maybe Muffins are cute little mean ass whompin' machines.





Well, you did ask for it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cute. Monchichi is cute. I'm not a monchichi. Please gawd, not a strawberry shortcake clone.

I'm going to go put on my combat boots, even though they look stupid with this particular, er, clothing.

Little. *shakes head*

 

[RisiaSkye]

*automated response feature*
Risia would answer your post right now, but she's caught up in nostalgia for the long-forgotten monchichis. Please leave a message.

 

[p_p_man]

Oh my...

Grabs his trusty combat helmet and dives into the nearest foxhole

This looks to be interesting!

Looking down at the carnage below

"Are you in need of assistance?"

Pulls down visor and reins in Thunder, his trusty steed, ready for the charge, the noble knight raises his sword prepared to taste blood.

 

[ranajja]

Oh, gawd!

ROTFLMAO!!


KM, you are too damn much sometimes!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

My heart is broken. He thinks of me as nothing more than a cute, adorable, LITTLE strawberry shortcake. Something darling to put upon a pedestal of adorability, only to take down for the moments of dusting and hair brushing. Perhaps, if my sweet LITTLE cuteness amuses him, he might get me an adorable My Pretty Pony to play with. A sweet LITTLE pastel colored pony whose hair can be brushed, cornsilk tresses of almost unbearable adorableness to match my own, cute LITTLE strawberry frock and strawberry shortcake hat.

I have lost my muffiness. I am now a LITTLE shortcake of a girl, cute, adorable, LITTLE.

How the muffiny have fallen.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

I want in on this one

Killer Muffin,

I like a gal with an attitude. Honey, you got one. I want in on this one, so I'll say. Don't muffins crumble when you eat 'em. With a little butter, muffins can actually be sweet. So my sweet, adorable, cute, little killermuffin, what do you have to say about that?

 

[p_p_man]

Seeing his help is not required...

the noble knight wanders off into another thread...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Perhaps he never knew that LITTLE strawberry shortmuffins pal around with GI "Hell Yeah I'm fucking armed" Joe. LITTLE strawberry shortmuffins have LITTLE pink AT4s. And a nice LITTLE .444 Marlin with a Leupold scope, nicely zeroed in, fully loaded and a spread of 2" at half a mile. LITTLE strawberry shortmuffins are not CUTE!!!!!! LITTLE muffins walk softly, bitch loudly, and carry BIG sticks.

Okay, so it's a whiffleball bat, Laurel's rules.

I'm ready to go bigboy bashing.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Wait a Minute?

Hold on Killermuffin,

What was said to get your panties all ruffled? I'm sorry Doll, but you are adorable. Your attitude is a TOTAL turn-on. By the way I like your line, but how much does your breasts weigh?

 

[Problem Child]

Perhaps he never knew that LITTLE strawberry shortmuffins pal around with GI "Hell Yeah I'm fucking armed" Joe. LITTLE strawberry shortmuffins have LITTLE pink AT4s. And a nice LITTLE .444 Marlin with a Leupold scope, nicely zeroed in, fully loaded and a spread of 2" at half a mile. LITTLE strawberry shortmuffins are not CUTE!!!!!! LITTLE muffins walk softly, bitch loudly, and carry BIG sticks.

Okay, so it's a whiffleball bat, Laurel's rules.

I'm ready to go bigboy bashing.

Wood.

 

[Samuari]

Muff, you jest caan't heelp it. You are so adorable cute when you geet your panties ruffled. all 60 inches of you.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*starts smacking with the whiffleball bat*

CUTE!!!!!!

ARGH!!!!!!


I'll show you people cute. I'll sing!!!! That'll fix your wagons.

I tell you what.

 

[Samuari]

*bringing out the harmonica*

What is my lady's pleasure? The Marine Hymn? how about The Cassion Song? Maybe Bitch would fit your mood?

Anything for Puddles' Fairy God Mother.