Morgoth
Ol' Bastard
- Joined
- Jul 5, 2000
- Posts
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Okay, now, I am going to disclose my general age now. I am in college and in my 4th year. I am staying in here till I get a P.H.D. Anyway, my little brother finally made it in here. He is just being a general nuisance. Anyway, he was really a bully in high school, so he's continuing the tradition here. He already has this fairly sized group of mfuckers following HIM around, and they like to beat up about anybody they see. Well, anyway, I have considered myself pretty strong and am only 1 year older than him(although I am smarter, but we both got into an Ivy League). Anyway, one day, he made me mad, so I pushed him, he got all of his friends and him to attack me. I just palmfisted him, and literally, he went 2 ft into the air before landing on the pavement(nothing major). I hit one of them in the stomach, and he was down, for like 20 minutes. Another one, I side kicked in the face, and broke his nose. And the last one recieved a karate slap(much different from a normal slap) in the chest and had three ribs broken. Anyway, I was tooken to the cops, but they said it was provocated and let me off paying $50. Now, I got half of the kids in the school begging me for protection from my little brother. It's even worse than before and it's driving me nuts! Now, I told them that I couldn't of done any of that if I wasn't a black belt in Tang Soo Do(taking your opponent down woth one hit), black belt in Jujitsu(using their own force against them), black belt in Tae Kwon Doe(a slight combination), and if I didn't work out a lot, both on brains, and muscles. Any way, I told them this and now they want me to teach them karate and help them get A's and help them work out. I swear, the last one, he comes into my room, and stayed there for 3 hours before I raised my fist and he ran out as if Satan was chasing him. I don't know what to do! These people are driving me nuts!