Little Brothers... The Bastards!!

Morgoth

Ol' Bastard
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Okay, now, I am going to disclose my general age now. I am in college and in my 4th year. I am staying in here till I get a P.H.D. Anyway, my little brother finally made it in here. He is just being a general nuisance. Anyway, he was really a bully in high school, so he's continuing the tradition here. He already has this fairly sized group of mfuckers following HIM around, and they like to beat up about anybody they see. Well, anyway, I have considered myself pretty strong and am only 1 year older than him(although I am smarter, but we both got into an Ivy League). Anyway, one day, he made me mad, so I pushed him, he got all of his friends and him to attack me. I just palmfisted him, and literally, he went 2 ft into the air before landing on the pavement(nothing major). I hit one of them in the stomach, and he was down, for like 20 minutes. Another one, I side kicked in the face, and broke his nose. And the last one recieved a karate slap(much different from a normal slap) in the chest and had three ribs broken. Anyway, I was tooken to the cops, but they said it was provocated and let me off paying $50. Now, I got half of the kids in the school begging me for protection from my little brother. It's even worse than before and it's driving me nuts! Now, I told them that I couldn't of done any of that if I wasn't a black belt in Tang Soo Do(taking your opponent down woth one hit), black belt in Jujitsu(using their own force against them), black belt in Tae Kwon Doe(a slight combination), and if I didn't work out a lot, both on brains, and muscles. Any way, I told them this and now they want me to teach them karate and help them get A's and help them work out. I swear, the last one, he comes into my room, and stayed there for 3 hours before I raised my fist and he ran out as if Satan was chasing him. I don't know what to do! These people are driving me nuts!
 
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Now where are the keys to the Batmobile.... mom said I could have it.
 
Wait...he acts like an imbecile and yet he still was able to get into an Ivy League College? Tell these people that keep showing up that they need to report him to campus security AND campus officials, not to you. You're not his keeper just because you're his brother! I also think that you need to sit him down like an adult and have a little one-on-one with him about acting like a grown-up. I mean really, if enough people complain about his bullying, surely he will get reprimanded.
 
The college years are when high school meets the real world.

I agree it is time for your brother to be held accountable as an adult for his non-adult behavior. You will actually be doing your brother and his victims a favor by encouraging them all to stand up for themselves through the proper authorities. They all need to learn they are adults with all the rights, responsibilities and accountability that comes with it.
 
Thank you all, I took your advice, and the hell on Earth is finally over. Although, it would be cool if I went to Australia, maybe even meeting cheeky little minks;)
 
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