Lit's Proverbial Bed

Xelebes

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In this thread, we come here to sleep in Lit's Proverbial Bed, where Lit Members can have Proverbial Sex with other Lit Members so that we may one day become Lit Proverbial Hos, Pimps, Sluts and Perverts.

Just thought this service needed to be provided.
 
Xelebes said:
In this thread, we come here to sleep in Lit's Proverbial Bed, where Lit Members can have Proverbial Sex with other Lit Members so that we may one day become Lit Proverbial Hos, Pimps, Sluts and Perverts.

Just thought this service needed to be provided.

Then I will pull up a chair and watch the proverbial show. Where is the proverbial popcorn?
 
I proverbially lower my pants and rest my proverbial ass on the proverbial bed.
 
Xelebes said:
I proverbially lower my pants and rest my proverbial ass on the proverbial bed.
:eek:Proverbial naked people:eek:

*passes EB some proverbial popcorn as requested* :cathappy:
 
It is proverbially ezquisite, proverbially pantsless and lying in a proverbially seductive stance. Anyone for a proverbial romb throguh the proverbial hay?
 
Xelebes said:
It is proverbially ezquisite, proverbially pantsless and lying in a proverbially seductive stance. Anyone for a proverbial romb throguh the proverbial hay?
i'm allergic to hay
 
Thank proverbial goodness it is proverbial hay! You can't be proverbially allergic to proverbial hay!
 
Xelebes said:
Thank proverbial goodness it is proverbial hay! You can't be proverbially allergic to proverbial hay!
hmmm two subs in a bed...without proper direction we are gonna be sitting here for hours waiting for a command.
 
Throws Xelebes and KC a proverbial copy of 'Domming for Dummies'......

There.....there .....you two .......knock your proverbial selves out .....oh but I think you have to take turns ........ :D
 
Proverbial daddy walks into the room, shouts "get your proverbial asses over here and fuck my proverbial brains out!"


got any proverbial popcorn left?



:p
 
Shankara20 said:
Proverbial daddy walks into the room, shouts "get your proverbial asses over here and fuck my proverbial brains out!"


got any proverbial popcorn left?



:p
i had a dream about that once.
 
I'm saving my proverbial self for Ms. Right.

Remember to practice proverbial safer abstinence.
 
Kajira Callista said:
well i thought you might like it so i suggested it.

Yes, but wouldn't it have occured to you to ask yourself instead of asking me? What am I, your Daddy?
 
Well, now that I have had my proverbial brains proverbially fucked out, I'm going to roll over and go to sleep.

Keep the proverbial popcorn crunching down to a mildly annoying level.

Who ever is next, take you pick - they are all great - proverbially that is.



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