Lit's Pleasure Posse Headquarters

[knightshadow]

Okay gang....heres the scoop....

Seems there are quite a few sexual malcontents on Lit.....so I'm forming the Pleasure Posse.....our job is to apprehend all pleasure lawbreakers and put them behind bars here at our headquarters.....the sever lawbreakers will be sentenced to the pleasure cells.....where they will do their time being pleasured by the sheriffs and deputies of the Posse.....

As of this time.....I'm acting Sheriff and Judge until a judge can be appointed by myself.....in the words of Sly Stallone in "Judge Dread"....."I am the Law!"


My first acting Deputy....who by the way went through many intense hours of pleasure training...is Wildrose70....or better known as Rose or Momma.....She will be sworn in later at a private ceremony with just the two of us present....

I'm still looking for fine, upstanding individuals....who take pleasure very seriously.....please apply within....

as for Evildoers....look out.....we're on to you.....

 

[Native Alien]

That av cracks me up. Someone has wayyyy to much time on their hands. So folks we need to keep the Sheriff, Judge, busy.

 

[knightshadow]

Lit's Most Wanted List

this just in.....the number 1 most wanted on Lit....

P3.....alias Elizabeth.....description: hot, hot, hot....extremely armed and dangerous.....last seen in a hand to hand engagement with Sheriff Knightshadow.....where she wore him down

If seen....please approach with great caution.....

 

[knightshadow]

That av cracks me up. Someone has wayyyy to much time on their hands. So folks we need to keep the Sheriff, Judge, busy.

...laughing at the Sheriff....*looks in code book*....that's a code 192.....laughing at a Sheriff's av.....looks like I'm gonna have to take you in little lady.....*slips the handcuffs on her*

 

[cookiejar]

*peeking in*

Ahhh the sherriff's asleep...sneaking his keys to release NA...trying to make a break for it

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Re: Lit's Most Wanted List

this just in.....the number 1 most wanted on Lit....

P3.....alias Elizabeth.....description: hot, hot, hot....extremely armed and dangerous.....last seen in a hand to hand engagement with Sheriff Knightshadow.....where she wore him down

If seen....please approach with great caution.....

Ha Ha! Escaped from the Sheriff and it looks like I mighta kicked his tushy in the process.

Now, I'm off to my hide out over in Paradise and the arms of Michael for a passionate, loving .

 

[knightshadow]

*peeking in*

Ahhh the sherriff's asleep...sneaking his keys to release NA...trying to make a break for it

*alarms sound*


damn....prison break......

*looks around and see's Cookie releasing the prisoners....*

*whips out his trust six shooter...*

hold it right there pilgrim.....lets see those arms reach for the sky......

 

[knightshadow]

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Ha Ha! Escaped from the Sheriff and it looks like I mighta kicked his tushy in the process.

Now, I'm off to my hide out over in Paradise and the arms of Michael for a passionate, loving .

Donkey Doo.....and I had her right where I wanted her......have to sick my bloodhound on her trail......

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

*alarms sound*


damn....prison break......

*looks around and see's Cookie releasing the prisoners....*

*whips out his trust six shooter...*

hold it right there pilgrim.....lets see those arms reach for the sky......

Run Cookie and NA, I'll distract Sheriff KS with my wave leaping cow.

-kym- Bringing Flipper and Betsy to the rescue

 

[wildrose70]

Welllllllll sheriff...looks like you have your hands full already trying to keep those prisoners in hand...wooohooooooooooooo
Soooooooooooooo sweetie....what do I wear for this private swearing ceremony??? Little or nothing at all

 

[knightshadow]

Run Cookie and NA, I'll distract Sheriff KS with my wave leaping cow.

-kym- Bringing Flipper and Betsy to the rescue

holy wave leaping cows......looks like I've got a stampede on my hands.......takes out rope and lasso's the little varmints.....

 

[knightshadow]

Welllllllll sheriff...looks like you have your hands full already trying to keep those prisoners in hand...wooohooooooooooooo
Soooooooooooooo sweetie....what do I wear for this private swearing ceremony??? Little or nothing at all

It's about time there, Deputy......some reason these culprits keep trying to escape.......it's one jail break after another....


*lifts his third arm*.....


raise you right hand and repeat after me.....

 

[wildrose70]

It's about time there, Deputy......some reason these culprits keep trying to escape.......it's one jail break after another....


*lifts his third arm*.....


raise you right hand and repeat after me.....

Okkkkkkkkkkkkkk I'm ready ....to be sworn in that is .....yu gotta atart serving better meals....
Watch that third arm...it has a mind of it's own

 

[cookiejar]

*alarms sound*


damn....prison break......

*looks around and see's Cookie releasing the prisoners....*

*whips out his trust six shooter...*

hold it right there pilgrim.....lets see those arms reach for the sky......

Dadgum it!! Busted!!!

You wouldn't arrest me would you sherriff? (trying womanly wiles)

http://preceptions.com/index/cowgirl.jpg

 

[cookiejar]

*lifts his third arm*.....

OMFG...ROFL

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Dag nab it! That Sherriff has outsmarted me! Holding up that bag of Wendy's Hambrgers and yelling where's the beef? And then that can of Tuna sent both Flipper and Betsy hightailing it for the hills!
Cookie, looks as if you and Native are on your own....... I'm outa here before that dang gum Sherriff starts waving his third arm at me, Hey! Be careful, you don't know if that things loaded!

-kym- skedaddling outa this thread

 

[barn888]

Okay gang....heres the scoop....

Seems there are quite a few sexual malcontents on Lit.....so I'm forming the Pleasure Posse.....our job is to apprehend all pleasure lawbreakers and put them behind bars here at our headquarters.....the sever lawbreakers will be sentenced to the pleasure cells.....where they will do their time being pleasured by the sheriffs and deputies of the Posse.....

As of this time.....I'm acting Sheriff and Judge until a judge can be appointed by myself.....in the words of Sly Stallone in "Judge Dread"....."I am the Law!"


My first acting Deputy....who by the way went through many intense hours of pleasure training...is Wildrose70....or better known as Rose or Momma.....She will be sworn in later at a private ceremony with just the two of us present....

I'm still looking for fine, upstanding individuals....who take pleasure very seriously.....please apply within....

as for Evildoers....look out.....we're on to you.....

I have just been informed that I have been appointed Judge here, I'm told that my duties consist of passing sentence on sexual evildoers, I gladly accept the position and plan to have my gavel in my hand ofton.

 

[barn888]

 

[wildrose70]

I suppose you wanna fool around w/the deputy ....hehe....

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Okay gang....heres the scoop....

Seems there are quite a few sexual malcontents on Lit.....so I'm forming the Pleasure Posse.....our job is to apprehend all pleasure lawbreakers and put them behind bars here at our headquarters.....the sever lawbreakers will be sentenced to the pleasure cells.....where they will do their time being pleasured by the sheriffs and deputies of the Posse.....

As of this time.....I'm acting Sheriff and Judge until a judge can be appointed by myself.....in the words of Sly Stallone in "Judge Dread"....."I am the Law!"


My first acting Deputy....who by the way went through many intense hours of pleasure training...is Wildrose70....or better known as Rose or Momma.....She will be sworn in later at a private ceremony with just the two of us present....

I'm still looking for fine, upstanding individuals....who take pleasure very seriously.....please apply within....

as for Evildoers....look out.....we're on to you.....

Sherriff cum quick, there's a whole bunch of those sexual malcontents over on the GB bashing the PG. Someone's gotta take care of 'em before they spread their malcontent to other boards and the PG is over run by them!


-kym- PG spy on the fly

 

[barn888]

I suppose you wanna fool around w/the deputy ....hehe....

Of course!

 

[wildrose70]

Of course!

I knew you were smart baby you know a good thing when yu see it


Oh my sir...we dont mess with the GB.....they are too mean for us nice people on the playground

 

[barn888]

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Sherriff cum quick, there's a whole bunch of those sexual malcontents over on the GB bashing the PG. Someone's gotta take care of 'em before they spread their malcontent to other boards and the PG is over run by them!


-kym- PG spy on the fly

From what I've been told the Sherrif has no problem with cumming quickly! lol.

 

[wildrose70]

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From what I've been told the Sherrif has no problem with cumming quickly! lol.

Dammmmmmm Barn...no fair hitting below the belt when he's off duty

 

[knightshadow]

Okkkkkkkkkkkkkk I'm ready ....to be sworn in that is .....yu gotta atart serving better meals....
Watch that third arm...it has a mind of it's own

I have to have "a tart serving better meals"....now where am I going to be finding "a tart" at this hour of the day....

Oh...I forgot to tell you....you have to hold my third arm while your being sworn in....