Lit's Confessional...

[RoyceConnors]

IC I was having a great time, until a little ball of shit just wouldn't stop clinging to my ass. Anyone have have any will-not remover?

 

[teknight]

IC I was having a great time, until a little ball of shit just wouldn't stop clinging to my ass. Anyone have have any will-not remover?

You go under my profile and hit ignore. You never have to read my posts again.
Alternatively, you download vbulletin (works with firefox....maybe IE?) and it lets highlight threads and posters and ignore threads and posters.
It doesn't give you a kill option though.

 

[RoyceConnors]

You go under my profile and hit ignore. You never have to read my posts again.
Alternatively, you download vbulletin (works with firefox....maybe IE?) and it lets highlight threads and posters and ignore threads and posters.
It doesn't give you a kill option though.

nah, I'd rather just spend my time wiping the floor with you. I think I'll make it my mission to show you what a real loser you really are. One thing I do know, is little dick boys like you have nothing to offer in RL, so you come here and make out like you are something. I deal with egotistical assholes every day and you're all the same. Nothing but an inflated sense of yourself and all it takes is a dose of reality to show you that you're a nobody, You're nothing and everyone just laughs and puts up with you.
Hear that? That's the sound of hundreds of women laughing at you. They wouldn't let you within a mile of what they have to offer. The last thing they'd ever do is let you touch them. For the most part, if they did, they're just too lazy to masturbate.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

ICT that I've got a streak of impishness, and I'm laughing so hard my tummy aches

 

[teknight]

SD, you're so BAD...uhh...sorry, impish.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

SD, you're so BAD...uhh...sorry, impish.

I thought you said I was e-ville make up your mind huh?

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ICT that Tek just made me giggle a bit harder to the extent I gasped for air.

 

[teknight]

I thought you said I was e-ville make up your mind huh?

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ICT that Tek just made me giggle a bit harder to the extent I gasped for air.

Damn it. I'm killing SD by suffocating her. I am an asshole.
Sorry, SD!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Damn it. I'm killing SD by suffocating her. I am an asshole.
Sorry, SD!

Thread-jacker...wait are you stalking me LoL - hey have you forgotten my analogy between nice guys/assholes THAT quickly? I assholes (bad ass guys)

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ICT I'm debating on going to the base and waiting for our BX to open up for Black Friday Shopping...

 

[JustEl]

I confess that last night I got a Total prick tease...
Yep, a Total get my panties wet and bail kinda guy... talk bout feeling like the batteries went dead at just the wrong time in your fav vibe... Can I hear a Hallelujah from the girls that know what I mean...

Hey, I confess, if I get your rocks off, expect the same, I confess at least a thank you would have been nice...and you guys talk bout us girls...

I confess, I have never did that, here in Lit land or in Real Life....

I confess we can't Control the other person on the other side of the screen, just hope they have the same respect for us...

I confess it's a good thing he was Totally far away or he would of seen my Control unleashed...

and lastly I confessed it pissed me off and that sting from him hurt...

 

[RoyceConnors]

I confess that last night I got a Total prick tease...
Yep, a Total get my panties wet and bail kinda guy... talk bout feeling like the batteries went dead at just the wrong time in your fav vibe... Can I hear a Hallelujah from the girls that know what I mean...

Hey, I confess, if I get your rocks off, expect the same, I confess at least a thank you would have been nice...and you guys talk bout us girls...

I confess, I have never did that, here in Lit land or in Real Life....

I confess we can't Control the other person on the other side of the screen, just hope they have the same respect for us...

I confess it's a good thing he was Totally far away or he would of seen my Control unleashed...

and lastly I confessed it pissed me off and that sting from him hurt...

((((((EL))))))) I never tease and not please, that's just wrong on every count.

 

[mickyp123]

I confess that last night I got a Total prick tease...
Yep, a Total get my panties wet and bail kinda guy... talk bout feeling like the batteries went dead at just the wrong time in your fav vibe... Can I hear a Hallelujah from the girls that know what I mean...

Hey, I confess, if I get your rocks off, expect the same, I confess at least a thank you would have been nice...and you guys talk bout us girls...

I confess, I have never did that, here in Lit land or in Real Life....

I confess we can't Control the other person on the other side of the screen, just hope they have the same respect for us...

I confess it's a good thing he was Totally far away or he would of seen my Control unleashed...

and lastly I confessed it pissed me off and that sting from him hurt...

Is it called a "prick tease" for you as well as us boys?

 

[Surfmatt]

ICT I'm a little scared to mess with JustEL.... haha...
Actually ICT I'd like to prove that all men don't just think about themselves to JustEl...

 

[JustEl]

Royce, no need for me to confess.... I know you're not that kinda guy but I do confess I got a feeling you would finish the job no matter how long it took....

and micky, I confess if I would of used any other words besides prick teaser, most guys wouldn't of known what I was taking bout....

 

[ArgyB]

I confess that I lied to my mother so I could stay at home for Thanksgiving, get laid, and enjoy a splendid meal--as opposed to Mom's dried-out turkey and less-than-captivating side dishes. Sorry, Mom.....

 

[JustEl]

ICT I'm a little scared to mess with JustEL.... haha...
Actually ICT I'd like to prove that all men don't just think about themselves to JustEl...

I confess, you being a little scared of me is a turn on...
but sweetie I don't bite.... well just a little...

 

[RoyceConnors]

Royce, no need for me to confess.... I know you're not that kinda guy but I do confess I got a feeling you would finish the job no matter how long it took....

and micky, I confess if I would of used any other words besides prick teaser, most guys wouldn't of known what I was taking bout....

Found out long ago that pleasing you fully and completely is going to get me the best loving in return

 

[MsDeanne]

I confess that last night I got a Total prick tease...
Yep, a Total get my panties wet and bail kinda guy... talk bout feeling like the batteries went dead at just the wrong time in your fav vibe... Can I hear a Hallelujah from the girls that know what I mean...

Hey, I confess, if I get your rocks off, expect the same, I confess at least a thank you would have been nice...and you guys talk bout us girls...

I confess, I have never did that, here in Lit land or in Real Life....

I confess we can't Control the other person on the other side of the screen, just hope they have the same respect for us...

I confess it's a good thing he was Totally far away or he would of seen my Control unleashed...

and lastly I confessed it pissed me off and that sting from him hurt...

Hallelujah!!!
Lmao


soooo close to home....
mind I have to say...I have done the same...in all fairness...
But I do get a few men wanting to play and have talked to them..and teased..mmm and peaked heheh in a few ways..and through my time on lit...had the same satisfaction a handful of times....
Frustration.....I FULL sense of the word..will onoly drive a woman so far before she gives up and finds....other means..

 

[mickyp123]

Royce, no need for me to confess.... I know you're not that kinda guy but I do confess I got a feeling you would finish the job no matter how long it took....

and micky, I confess if I would of used any other words besides prick teaser, most guys wouldn't of known what I was taking bout....

Ooooooooooooooooooo,.............classy MEEEEOOOOWWWWWWWWW..love it

 

[JustEl]

Found out long ago that pleasing you fully and completely is going to get me the best loving in return

Oh so true....so true... please a woman and you'll get the ride of a life time....

Make her cum in waves for hours and you'll see just how long it takes to get to the center of your lollypop (((meaning the pleasure of dry cumming... ))) yes boys, there is such a thing...

 

[mickyp123]

Oh so true....so true... please a woman and you'll get the ride of a life time....

Make her cum in waves for hours and you'll see just how long it takes to get to the center of your lollypop (((meaning the pleasure of dry cumming... ))) yes boys, there is such a thing...

i had that, it's like a 2kg bag of flour exploding, and all the little tadpoles have got nothing to swim in

 

[RoyceConnors]

Oh so true....so true... please a woman and you'll get the ride of a life time....

Make her cum in waves for hours and you'll see just how long it takes to get to the center of your lollypop (((meaning the pleasure of dry cumming... ))) yes boys, there is such a thing...

That's an orgasm, Cumming is just an after-effect. I can have several orgasms that blow me away, before I cum.

 

[teknight]

I confess that there are 2 litsters that I absolutely can't stand. I'd call them idiots and assholes, but I'd be insulting both idiots and assholes in the process.

ICT that I shouldn't have said that, as there are people behind the screen, people who take offense and are slighted when all they're trying to do is come to lit and get off.
ICT that I've been malevolent towards Royce and that I'm having a hard time limiting my comment to just that, which would stop this from being an apology.


ETA: so it's clear this is an apology: Sorry, Royce, for having slighted you.

 

[JustEl]

Mmmmm.... I confess it looks like I got two real men here that knows the difference between getting off and sexual release.... I do confess my panties are a tad bit wet... just thinking of the 2 of you.... me... and a big ole bed and hours to kill...

 

[JustEl]

ICT that I shouldn't have said that, as there are people behind the screen, people who take offense and are slighted when all they're trying to do is come to lit and get off.
ICT that I've been malevolent towards Royce and that I'm having a hard time limiting my comment to just that, which would stop this from being an apology.


ETA: so it's clear this is an apology: Sorry, Royce, for having slighted you.

It took a big man to say that, Tek.... I confess I like that maybe your bottle of wine aged over night....

 

[RoyceConnors]

ICT that I shouldn't have said that, as there are people behind the screen, people who take offense and are slighted when all they're trying to do is come to lit and get off.
ICT that I've been malevolent towards Royce and that I'm having a hard time limiting my comment to just that, which would stop this from being an apology.


ETA: so it's clear this is an apology: Sorry, Royce, for having slighted you.

I accept your apology and offer a sincere apology of my own. Let's let by-gones be by-gones and move on.