Litopia

[DesEsseintes]

You are dead, Des. You don't get to choose. I still vote for the Seychelles.

I'm coming back, one way or another.

 

[spacekowboy]

"Abby."

"Who?"

"Abby Normal."

There wolf.


There castle.

 

[bluebell]

Bluebell, you do utter the most charming exaggerations I have ever heard. Though I am a little worried by the apparent separation between me and my brain. Is someone planning to put it in a jar?

My chemistry teacher at school had those in his lab, all around the room, in faintly phosphorescent green jars. Like crenellated magic lanterns.

Ah, my mistake, wondertwin.

I just meant that:
1) In person all the girls (and some of the guys) would want to get frisky with you, and
2) In lieu of your body being available, all the girls (and some of the guys) would like to get frisky with your brain.

No green magic lanterns involved. Unless you're into that sort of thing...

Oi! I haven't died! This is just some strange Alabama thing newgirl is plannign involving catfish and, for some reason, brain stem death for me.

Please say Litopia doesn't have to be in Alabama?

I'm not dead yet, I think I'll go for a walk!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

Just plug some electrodes in my neck and wait for a storm. Then I shall rise up stronger than you can possibly imagine, and make some coffee.

Stronger than you can possibly imagine.

This made me snort and now my throat hurts. I think I did it wrong.








I'm off to the bar for some more courage. You fools better not move Litopia out of Backwater while I'm gone or I will come for you all. Just kidding, I meant I will cum, for you all!





http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/16f1f48e-6b16-41a2-80d6-c54a6dcc2ee9_zps326de38e.jpg

 

[DesEsseintes]

I thought you were going with this: http://youtu.be/KXewIR7Y7cc.

I need to learn how to do the linky thing to change the wording, not just post the url. Where's killswitch? He'll teach me.

He may also be a dick about it, or annoy someone. I said may. I can tell you.

Are you posting via mobile or a computer?

 

[unregistered]

 

[DesEsseintes]

This made me snort and now my throat hurts. I think I did it wrong.








I'm off to the bar for some more courage. You fools better not move Litopia out of Backwater while I'm gone or I will come for you all. Just kidding, I meant I will cum, for you all!





http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/16f1f48e-6b16-41a2-80d6-c54a6dcc2ee9_zps326de38e.jpg

Jesus. That's epic. Your skin is like a Vermeer painting. You know the one I mean.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Alabama's kinda pretty. In spots. Plus we could get away with a lot, I bet. There are beaches, and even one of my favorite restaurants, the home of the throwed rolls. It's a place. You can Google it.

Do I still get to wear my Lenin mankini?

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[DesEsseintes]

Did you really just say mankini?

I'm pretty sure your Lit-hotness will hold up, but keep that stuff on the DL.

Roger that, Litopia Queen. I'll stick to my woollen speedos.

 

[Killswitch]

Are those ear buds stuck in your ears? Every pic you're wearing them.

What the fuck, chuck?

 

[DesEsseintes]

He wouldn't be; I can assure you.

I'm almost always on a mobile when on Lit.

Fair enough, then. Bella asked me about this a while ago - mobile doesn't offer you the hidden link option. It's on my little grey font/style tab above the text box, but she said does not appear on mobile. A little picture of a globe with a chain link on it.

 

[Jennifer]

Roger that, Litopia Queen. I'll stick to my woollen speedos.

Stew Pidd offered to wear a barb wire mankini for me. Perhaps you could try that?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Stew Pidd offered to wear a barb wire mankini for me. Perhaps you could try that?

Stew Pidd would do anything for the chance of sex, bless him. I'm planning a life of celibacy, as a violent contrast from my current life of celibacy.

 

[Jennifer]

Stew Pidd would do anything for the chance of sex, bless him. I'm planning a life of celibacy, as a violent contrast from my current life of celibacy.

Actually, the sex was guaranteed. The barbed wire was to provide me with the rough sex that I enjoy.

 

[unregistered]

 

[DesEsseintes]

Oh, man. Thanks anyway.

You modern, go-getting types with your fancy smart-phones...

 

[DesEsseintes]

Actually, the sex was guaranteed. The barbed wire was to provide me with the rough sex that I enjoy.

Yeeeessssss.....I mean, there's rough sex, and then there's Part Four of the One Hundred and Twenty Days of Sodom.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Alabama's kinda pretty. In spots. Plus we could get away with a lot, I bet. There are beaches, and even one of my favorite restaurants, the home of the throwed rolls. It's a place. You can Google it.

Lambert's.

 

[Jennifer]

Yeeeessssss.....I mean, there's rough sex, and then there's Part Four of the One Hundred and Twenty Days of Sodom.

Lover, I am on part 5. Catch up.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Lover, I am on part 5. Catch up.

I'm assuming that's all necrophilia, then, considering...

 

[Jennifer]

I'm assuming that's all necrophilia, then, considering...

Damn you, smart Brit. I was hoping for more of a Caligula type part 5