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That would do me. But I do have a soft spot for Bora Bora. I'll ask JtohisPB when she's back.
That would do me. But I do have a soft spot for Bora Bora. I'll ask JtohisPB when she's back.
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Yes!
I love bowfishing.
I love bowfishing.
Garnate
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Yes!
I love bowfishing.
Turn that frown upside down, then!
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I would never have taken you for a noodling aficionado.
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<Frowns.> Will you still be there?
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You need to educate me about noodling.
No, I'll be where YOU are.
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Have you ever been bowfishing?
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In that case you might need to inform JtohisPB she is down two inmates. I don't think I'd be very welcome in Alabama.
I mean, if they think Obama's a commie...
Saint Peter
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You would be very popular in Alabama.
Very.
Very.
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In that case you might need to inform JtohisPB she is down two inmates. I don't think I'd be very welcome in Alabama.
I mean, if they think Obama's a commie...
you haven't been paying attention.
they're going fishing, they need bait, and. you're kinda soft, so....
sorry bro.
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Maybe she just says this to all the girls. And Muppets.
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Oh, noodling is this amazing experience where you and I fuck Des until he's absolutely brain dead. Then we eat catfish. I don't know why catfish, but it's a local custom.
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I was with you up to the catfish. Couldn't you just wire me up to an EEG or something and go again?
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All the girls want to do dirty things to you and your brain. Probably some of the guys, too, make no mistake.
Oh, you guys!
You're so sweet to me.
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Bluebell, you do utter the most charming exaggerations I have ever heard. Though I am a little worried by the apparent separation between me and my brain. Is someone planning to put it in a jar?
My chemistry teacher at school had those in his lab, all around the room, in faintly phosphorescent green jars. Like crenellated magic lanterns.
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"Abby."
"Who?"
"Abby Normal."
"Who?"
"Abby Normal."
Jennifer
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In the US, we need 2 doctors to sign off for brain death.
Where is doctor insanus when I need him??
I can't bring you back to life with my arsenal of tricks until we know for sure you are really, truly dead.
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Just plug some electrodes in my neck and wait for a storm. Then I shall rise up stronger than you can possibly imagine, and make some coffee.
Stronger than you can possibly imagine.
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Oi! I haven't died! This is just some strange Alabama thing newgirl is plannign involving catfish and, for some reason, brain stem death for me.
Please say Litopia doesn't have to be in Alabama?
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You are dead, Des. You don't get to choose. I still vote for the Seychelles.
