Litmerick

[Senna Jawa]

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a dick considered himself a poe
"how i did my teach" he considered a poe
he got high rating
for masturbating
and sucking the dick of his teach poe



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[FifthFlower]

Getting Out

a dick considered himself a poe
"how i did my teach" he considered a poe
he got high rating
for masturbating
and sucking the dick of his teach poe

I'm not sure if you want feedback, or just want to start a limerick thread.

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OK, for feedback, the meter is not anapestic and "poe" doesn't make sense to me. Actually, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm a little slow.

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In case you just want to start a limerick thread, here's one about Dick to keep the thread alive.

There once was a dick in a hole,
Who’d tell you that his only goal
Was to get out of there,
But he’s stuck deeply where
To get out might just cost him his soul.

 

[Senna Jawa]

I'm not sure if you want feedback,

Sure, why not.

or just want to start a limerick thread.

Sure, why not.

the meter is not anapestic

(Sure, why not ). Indeed. When you write, it all depends on the mood and who knows what. Especially limerick.

"poe" doesn't make sense to me.

In the first line, "poe" stands for "poet". I could help you by writing poe', with apostrophe at the end but I am also after something perhaps too profound for a limerick: Edgar Allan Poe is a symbol of a poet (thus "a poe" may mean "an Edgar Alan Poe").

Then, in the next line "poe" stands for a "poem". Are you sure that you have missed such simple devices? Limerick genre is fond of all kinds of them.

Actually, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm a little slow.

Naeh, you are not slow, you are just not much around this board. You know these Literotica, harmless perverts. They masturbate and they have written, oh, ten thousand stories about doing your teacher. Not too long ago a total jerk, Mastur Bandy, had shown up for a few days around here, and left ignominiously; it's fully understandable that you don't remember him. He had posted that tired story about doing your teacher, but first, oh how cleverly , he had broken the story into short lines. You know, he took a line from others about a woman human being consisting just of "..., two tits, two buttocks, two ..." and formated it as

...
two tits,
two buttocks,
...
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That's all you could learn about her. Then our pathetic, illiterate Literotica idiots clapped and praised the text (pardon me, the poem ) as an interesting reading, and so on. (And all this in the interest of friendly atmosphere. Well, you can't have a nice environment on a phony foundation).

That's the end of this particular story of bad taste and ignorance, but the pretentious ignorance is going on without the 3-day visiting village idiots too. I wish, we had honest, straight comments like "this graphic text about fucking turns me on, I love it, I wish it happened to me, wow!, great stuff!!!". But instead we read a phrase like "an outstanding poem" or similar. What a vomit.

In case you just want to start a limerick thread, here's one about Dick to keep the thread alive.

Alright . Let's have more (they may but do not have to be about dick ).

 

[FifthFlower]

Bikini

Your original limerick makes sense now, Senna Jawa. I did sort of guess the "poe" meanings, but not the overall content.

People do seem to be friendly here. That always worries me, though.

Anyway, here's another limerick. I wish I could make them "more erotic" or "funnier" or both.

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Bare some skin. These are tiny, and there
Are nice minis and micros, or dare
Try one sheer when it's dry!
"Crotchless!" Here? Why should I
Interfere with how little you wear?

 

[Senna Jawa]

I did sort of guess the "poe" meanings

In my previous post (in the response to yours) I had a typo at first, related to "poe" in the 1st & 2nd line. Now it is corrected.

People do seem to be friendly here. That always worries me, though.

That's a difficult and important Internet issue. (I know the answer, but I doubt that anybody would like to listen to me).

Anyway, here's another limerick. I wish I could make them "more erotic" or "funnier" or both.

No need to apologize--both your limericks are skillful; your rhymes are interesting (but for one); your first limerick is a bit gross (as some limericks tend to be, and this is Literotica after all), and the other one is cute (almost charming ). So, go on without hesitation

Regards,

Senna Jawa

 

[FifthFlower]

Doggerel That Occurred While Drinking a Veinte Coffee-of-the-Day at Starbucks

That cute kitty was furry and sweet
As she waddled her tush down the street
Till bad Bill rushed the train
And switched to the left lane.
Things got mushy—I’ll stop while you eat.

 

[FifthFlower]

All You Need Is Another Surprise

"You're so strong and so handsome," she sighs.
"And I'm weak," pouts that girl with sad eyes,
But her panties can't block
The brisk rise of her cock
When they're dropped, and she whispers, "Surprise! "

 

[Cub4ucme]

Sure, why not.

Sure, why not.

(Sure, why not ). Indeed. When you write, it all depends on the mood and who knows what. Especially limerick.

In the first line, "poe" stands for "poet". I could help you by writing poe', with apostrophe at the end but I am also after something perhaps too profound for a limerick: Edgar Allan Poe is a symbol of a poet (thus "a poe" may mean "an Edgar Alan Poe").

Then, in the next line "poe" stands for a "poem". Are you sure that you have missed such simple devices? Limerick genre is fond of all kinds of them.

Naeh, you are not slow, you are just not much around this board. You know these Literotica, harmless perverts. They masturbate and they have written, oh, ten thousand stories about doing your teacher. Not too long ago a total jerk, Mastur Bandy, had shown up for a few days around here, and left ignominiously; it's fully understandable that you don't remember him. He had posted that tired story about doing your teacher, but first, oh how cleverly , he had broken the story into short lines. You know, he took a line from others about a woman human being consisting just of "..., two tits, two buttocks, two ..." and formated it as

...
two tits,
two buttocks,
...
​

That's all you could learn about her. Then our pathetic, illiterate Literotica idiots clapped and praised the text (pardon me, the poem ) as an interesting reading, and so on. (And all this in the interest of friendly atmosphere. Well, you can't have a nice environment on a phony foundation).

That's the end of this particular story of bad taste and ignorance, but the pretentious ignorance is going on without the 3-day visiting village idiots too. I wish, we had honest, straight comments like "this graphic text about fucking turns me on, I love it, I wish it happened to me, wow!, great stuff!!!". But instead we read a phrase like "an outstanding poem" or similar. What a vomit.

Alright . Let's have more (they may but do not have to be about dick ).

Senna,

You continue on this fruitless path of pretending to know a lot about poetry.

It is blatantly obvious to anyone with even a limited knowledge of the art that you know very little about the subject. At first it offended me because I truly have a deep passion for poetry. Now, it's just a humorous journey
witnessing your frail attempts to feed an ego the size of which has no measure.

I will continue to correct you where you have mislead people when it comes to any subject regarding poetry. Not because I care to argue with someone
who's knowledge is so limited but, rather to keep the record straight.

A Limerick is an anapestic trimeter poem. There is no room for changing the rhyme pattern or the beats. If you choose to do that then your poem is not
a Limerick.

Your poem is not a Limerick.

Nothing to argue or debate.

You write according to the defined parameters or, you write a poem that you can call something other than what it is not.

Well, in truth, you can call it a Limerick even though it isn't and continue to expose your own ignorance. That's a choice you have to make.



best,
andy

 

[Tathagata]

a rambling guru named Andy
his poetic knowledge did bandy
in thread after thread
beating a horse that was dead
with rhetoric rivaling Gandhi

 

[eagleyez]

A mick and his dick which was thick
On that ax he could grind out a lick,
He slang and he slung,
On a nail that was hung
And the crowd they done donned him a prick.



(Namaste me Ire bro of the schtick.)

 

[Tathagata]

A mick and his dick which was thick
On that ax he could grind out a lick,
He slang and he slung,
On a nail that was hung
And the crowd they done donned him a prick.



(Namaste me Ire bro of the schtick.)

a bro from the black turf named terry
made christmas in maine ah so merry
his angel named Shara
had him yell " faith and begorrah"
that they heard him way over in Derry

; )

blessings upon you and yours this fine season my friend

 

[eagleyez]

a bro from the black turf named terry
made christmas in maine ah so merry
his angel named Shara
had him yell " faith and begorrah"
that they heard him way over in Derry

; )

blessings upon you and yours this fine season my friend

And the same to you and yours, proud Grandad.
We still have the Godiva chocolate giftcard stuck to our fridge,
and it makes me smile when I happen a glance.

 

[Tathagata]

And the same to you and yours, proud Grandad.
We still have the Godiva chocolate giftcard stuck to our fridge,
and it makes me smile when I happen a glance.

well santa knows you been good so watch the chimney
: )
namaste my friend

 

[tungtied2u]

There was an old monkey near Boston
who had a grandchild he was lost on
from the look in his eyes
you could easily surmise
his chimp had him totally besotten



namaste' tath....love the outifits!

have a lovely holiday brother...

 

[Tathagata]

There was an old monkey near Boston
who had a grandchild he was lost on
from the look in his eyes
you could easily surmise
his chimp had him totally besotten



namaste' tath....love the outifits!

have a lovely holiday brother...

the poet we all know as tung
in secret his praises are sung
while we study his verse
both witty and terse
the women just whisper " he's hung"

namaste' my friend
a merry christmas to your and yours

 

[tungtied2u]

the poet we all know as tung
in secret his praises are sung
while we study his verse
both witty and terse
the women just whisper " he's hung"

namaste' my friend
a merry christmas to your and yours

'tis true tung was hung as was sung
so the girls came to have their bell rung
till his clapper did wilt
from so much seed he spilt
that his ring was reduced to a hum

sorry...couldn't find the closer...

(oh...and thanks for the advert tath... )

 

[Angeline]

a bro from the black turf named terry
made christmas in maine ah so merry
his angel named Shara
had him yell " faith and begorrah"
that they heard him way over in Derry

; )

blessings upon you and yours this fine season my friend

I can't leave youse alone for a minute
for a mick and a mick will get in it
I love you both dearly
but I can see clearly
I'll have to just bare and grin it

 

[FifthFlower]

They Want You To Convert Now

Unrelated to the previous lovely limericks!

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We have some nice Gods here for you.
Our fine armies have proved that they're true.
So why won't you convert?
Hey--by God --it don't hurt!
"So then what won't you do, if we do?"

 

[oggbashan]

A young singer was busting her bra.
Said her mentor, "You'll go far
by Singing high Cs
wobbling your DDs."
He was right: She's a star.

Og

 

[Cub4ucme]

A Mick Limerick

There once was a man named mick

who thought he was cooler than slick

but as it turns out his red glowing snout

was his dead cousin's transplanted dick

 

[FifthFlower]

Changing Her Mind At the Last Moment

"Hey, sweetie! It's time that we made
Some move unless you are afraid.
What is wrong with you, bitch?
Don’t you know that I'm rich?"
She would rather go home to get laid.

 

[Senna Jawa]

Hey, sweetie! It's time that we made
Some move unless you are afraid.
What is wrong with you, bitch?
Don’t you know that I'm rich?"
She would rather go home to get laid.

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How about "movies" (or even "mpegs") in place of "move"? (Then "you're" could replace "you are" -- either way)?

 

[FifthFlower]

Interesting suggestion

How about "movies" (or even "mpegs") in place of "move"? (Then "you're" could replace "you are" -- either way)?

Hey, sweetie! It's time that we made
Some movies unless you're afraid.
What is wrong with you, bitch?
Don’t you know that I'm rich?"
She would rather go home to get laid.


Yeah, I hadn't thought of that. Expanding the possibilities. Thanks!

 

[normal jean]

no images in her crystal dildo

there once was a gypsy
known as the sloth, madame tipsy
who drank warm scotch from a bucket

she couldnt read tarot
her vagina too narrow
her crystal ball still there
from the last time she fucked it










its late, cut me some slack

 

[Remec]

Out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprung to my window to check on the matter,
But I went back to bed,
It was all in my head,
I afraid I'm as mad as a Hatter.