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[Suz_anne]

So help me, if this goes into an anal bleaching conversation it will be citations for the lot of you. Whether you contribute or not.

You can bleach it, scour it, buff it, Magic Eraser it and stick a Tide pen up it... I still ain't licking it.

Asshole bleaching? Why? Isn't the back strip of the brazilian enough torture? ? I mean really you are paying a small Chinese womam to rip tiny hairs out of your ass crack while you are on your knees spreading your ass cheeks... and we PAY for this level of hell... *sigh*

I have to admit... I like how it feels once the searing pain subsides. Does that make me a sadist, a masochist or Gloria Steinem's worst nightmare?

Did you know anal bleaching thins the skin around the area causing it to rip? Can we say ouch?

 

[ViciousTease]

You can bleach it, scour it, buff it, Magic Eraser it and stick a Tide pen up it... I still ain't licking it.

Laughed so hard I was crying! *shakes head at Tide pen*. Too funny!

 

[Suz_anne]

Laughed so hard I was crying! *shakes head at Tide pen*. Too funny!

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[ChainedUp]

You winking at me?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann's chocolates didn't look very appetizing to me though. I wouldn't eat them, lick them or even look at them a second time.

You wouldn't even put a finger in there?

 

[Little_Sister]

You wouldn't even put a finger in there?

*Slips on a rubber glove & grabs lube* Fine. I'll do it. Bend over Pmann, I've got a finger for you.

 

[Suz_anne]

*Slips on a rubber glove & grabs lube* Fine. I'll do it. Bend over Pmann, I've got a finger for you.

You're going to make him tinkle.

 

[lowphat]

*Slips on a rubber glove & grabs lube* Fine. I'll do it. Bend over Pmann, I've got a finger for you.

Does he get a reach around?

 

[Little_Sister]

You're going to make him tinkle.

*grabs the puppy pads just in case*

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear. Lord.

I wouldn't have thought it possible, but you people may just have put me off chocolate.

 

[Little_Sister]

Does he get a reach around?

nope, just a good ole finger in the tush.

 

[lowphat]

nope, just a good ole finger in the tush.

Just one finger though, right?

Sorry pmann I think you're screwed, or not screwed, or something like that

 

[Little_Sister]

Just one finger though, right?

Sorry pmann I think you're screwed, or not screwed, or something like that

Maybe we should take a vote on how many fingers pmann can take. I have really long, skinny fingers so two should be no problem.

 

[Suz_anne]

Maybe we should take a vote on how many fingers pmann can take. I have really long, skinny fingers so two should be no problem.

Does five fingers = a fist?

Yes, I vote a fist.

 

[Little_Sister]

Does five fingers = a fist?

Yes, I vote a fist.

Totally crushing on you right now.

Side note, i always call you Suzie in my head.

 

[lowphat]

Damn, this just escalated

 

[Suz_anne]

Totally crushing on you right now.

Side note, i always call you Suzie in my head.

You can call me any ol' thing you like.

We should totally make out. A few more of them might tinkle.

 

[Little_Sister]

You can call me any ol' thing you like.

We should totally make out. A few more of them might tinkle.

Totally.

One kiss and they would finish in their pants before we even made it to groping.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Hey guys, just stopping in to say hey and OH MY GOD THERE'S FISTING GOING ON!

(Btw, not a deterant. Carry on.)

 

[Little_Sister]

Hey guys, just stopping in to say hey and OH MY GOD THERE'S FISTING GOING ON!

(Btw, not a deterant. Carry on.)

You can be next handsome.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

You can be next handsome.

Well, start with a finger. And then work the rest...around my penis.

(Man, I'm charming)

 

[Little_Sister]

Well, start with a finger. And then work the rest....

Shh. Just lay back and relax. I promise Ill be gentle with you. It may hurt at first but then it will feel really good baby.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Shh. Just lay back and relax. I promise Ill be gentle with you. It may hurt at first but then it will feel really good baby.

You said that with a frowns face. I have a feeling it may hurt. Like in a "prison" kind of way.

 

[Little_Sister]

You said that with a frowns face. I have a feeling it may hurt. Like in a "prison" kind of way.

Dude. You just got me in trouble. Hubs is sleeping. Dont make me laugh out loud!!!! Shhh

Oh and it would totally be the prison way. I cant tell you the number of times in college i masturbated to Oz on HBO.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dude. You just got me in trouble. Hubs is sleeping. Dont make me laugh out loud!!!! Shhh

Oh and it would totally be the prison way. I cant tell you the number of times in college i masturbated to Oz on HBO.

Lol True Blood is the last HBO show I got my fap on to. Vampires and boning is just an ingenious premise.