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Lit is a world of alts. How many Lit identities have you posted under?

  • 1

    Votes: 378 78.6%

  • 2 - 3

    Votes: 86 17.9%

  • 4 - 5

    Votes: 7 1.5%

  • > 5

    Votes: 10 2.1%
  • Total voters
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I dance for no one. Time for you ladies to try a different circus tent in hopes of finding your desired freak show....
 
This looks suspiciously similar to tomfoolery. In the Litiquette thread? The hell you say.
 
GiggLeGasm said:
I'm not a guy.. but I see such a warmth in both pics that either one would make me want to talk with you. And really.. there's something sexy about somebody playing a guitar...
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Guitar player right here. What's UP, lady? :p
 
Things got a little sideways in here yesterday, I'm glad we all survived your "experimental phase".

Phases, we go through them, in every aspect of our lives. TV shows, new body lotion, sexual partner/positions, our toilet paper....everything. It's how we sort out what we truly like vs what was fun/good but didn't have any lasting power. Typically phases just fade away, morph into something else. So what phase are you currently in? Did you go into it knowing it was just a phase or did you only realize that after it's over. And how do you tell it's not just a phase? Do you look up and realize it's been 6-7 months and think "damn, this is pretty good" or can you tell quicker than that?
 
ChainedUp said:
Things got a little sideways in here yesterday, I'm glad we all survived your "experimental phase".

Phases, we go through them, in every aspect of our lives. TV shows, new body lotion, sexual partner/positions, our toilet paper....everything. It's how we sort out what we truly like vs what was fun/good but didn't have any lasting power. Typically phases just fade away, morph into something else. So what phase are you currently in? Did you go into it knowing it was just a phase or did you only realize that after it's over. And how do you tell it's not just a phase? Do you look up and realize it's been 6-7 months and think "damn, this is pretty good" or can you tell quicker than that?
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I go through music phases. Sometimes I'll really be into a specific genre. It usually gets sparked by a concert. I go to a concert, see a type of music, then I'm on that kick for a while.

I've also been in this masturbation phase since I was like 15. Yeah. I don't think I'm 'cumming' out of that any time soon. Ba dum chhhhh. Thanks everyone. I'll be here all week.
 
*wonders if Pocky is Australian for penis* ;)

My phases tend to be centered around food and television. For example, I am in a bit of a peanut butter & strawberry jam sandwich with Ruffles and Teen Mom OG phase. God, that Farrah is a cunt.
 
Suz_anne said:
*wonders if Pocky is Australian for penis* ;)

My phases tend to be centered around food and television. For example, I am in a bit of a peanut butter & strawberry jam sandwich with Ruffles and Teen Mom OG phase. God, that Farrah is a cunt.
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Oh that's funny

I did find out the hard way what root means when in Australia though
:)
 
Suz_anne said:
*wonders if Pocky is Australian for penis* ;)
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Pocky is slang for "Polish cock". It used to be called Pollocky. But the Aussies are lazy and fuck and shortened it to Pocky. Soon, they'll just grunt, point at the penis and gobble it down.

Suz_anne said:
My phases tend to be centered around food and television. For example, I am in a bit of a peanut butter & strawberry jam sandwich with Ruffles and Teen Mom OG phase. God, that Farrah is a cunt.
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Oh my god. Your taste in TV is as bad as your taste in sandwiches. Classless.
 
Suz_anne said:
Um, the first time you ever talked to me you described yourself as having a greasy butt hole. Omg, were you trying to flirt with me or something???
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Uh, who likes a dry butthole. No one, I tell you. I like my blowjobs wet and my arseholes greasy. A little Murphy's oil and some elbow grease and my arsehole shines like the sunrise.

HOWEVER, I'm not like that Aussie tart who wakes up, arsehole greased by God knows who or what?!? Only the trustiest of people are allowed near my hole of wonder.

And for the record, you commented that it was the most beautiful, greasy arsehole you have ever seen. The Rembrandt of arseholes, I believe you said.
 
I think there's monkey business going on again in the thread. :rolleyes:

So what phase are you going through, Daddy C?
 
Lord Pmann said:
Uh, who likes a dry butthole. No one, I tell you. I like my blowjobs wet and my arseholes greasy. A little Murphy's oil and some elbow grease and my arsehole shines like the sunrise.

HOWEVER, I'm not like that Aussie tart who wakes up, arsehole greased by God knows who or what?!? Only the trustiest of people are allowed near my hole of wonder.

And for the record, you commented that it was the most beautiful, greasy arsehole you have ever seen. The Rembrandt of arseholes, I believe you said.
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LMFAO!!! OMG! ROFL!!
 
Lord Pmann said:
Uh, who likes a dry butthole. No one, I tell you. I like my blowjobs wet and my arseholes greasy. A little Murphy's oil and some elbow grease and my arsehole shines like the sunrise.
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Elbow grease? It may shine like the sunrise, but all the way to the elbow?...That's some gape you'd have there!:eek:
JennyNo1 said:
I think there's monkey business going on again in the thread. :rolleyes:

So what phase are you going through, Daddy C?
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Might it be the 'banging one's head against the wall while fumbling for the badge' phase?
 
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