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[cowslinger64]

I've thought about that. I think if the ends were a bit longer, or if you could 'squeeze' the u shape to mold to yourself better, it would help a lot. Someone want to get on that, please, and invent an improvement?

*end of review*

Sounds like you need to market your own!

BEACH BABYS BIG BUNKER BUSTING VIBE!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey, hey.... you started off the thread with your lame ass night. Shame on you! *waves finger*
Did you at least buy a sweet toy for the bedroom? I'm guess something boring like batteries or the Pitch Perfect 2 DVD.

I needed you lot to tell me about your wild nights so I could vicariously through you. But then you all show up talking about eating tea and crumpets with grandma and grandpa. It's not like I had some ridiculous hot girl with big tits wishing to give me a blowjob. I need you guys for excitement.

Regarding the We Vibe and the nosey question of how I know about it... I used to have one that my wife and I used. It was an old one, though. It was before the remote control thing. It is a fun device. Would've been better with a remote app. That would've been good. For the most part, it wasn't a problem keeping it in. But perhaps my cock was ample enough to keep it a tight fit. (Shameless, untrue plug)

ETA- we now have the Lelo Ida. It's an odd shape, but a similar idea. It has a controller, but not via an app. The material and vibe is way better, but it's a bit less ergonomic. And a lot more expensive.

 

[rubydlite]

But perhaps my cock was ample enough to keep it a tight fit. (Shameless, untrue plug)

Not all of us are so lucky to have an amply endowed man...Errr. ..a man...
So the app is what it all about for me...so I can leave the damn code at some random bus stop and get my jollies from complete strangers...
If I had someone to hold it in...what's the point? ??
(somewhat shameless and somewhat untrue)

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not all of us are so lucky to have an amply endowed man...Errr. ..a man...
So the app is what it all about for me...so I can leave the damn code at some random bus stop and get my jollies from complete strangers...
If I had someone to hold it in...what's the point? ??
(somewhat shameless and somewhat untrue)

I've got a feeling you could probably find someone to lend a hand.

I suppose you could just leave your directions for orgasm at a bus stop. The finest gentleman are to be found there. Well, right after those gentlemen's clubs I keep seeing in the finest parts of town.

But perhaps people have differently shaped vaginas, but my wife's stayed in just fine. I mean, with some movement the bugger will slide out. But if you were wearing knickers and not being a naughty, knickerless whore, you'd be just fine, I believe.

 

[rubydlite]

*But if you were wearing knickers and not being a naughty, knickerless whore...

Now you understand my dilemma. ...


Chained is gonna get mad...we're derailing the thread...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Chained is basically treating us like Nickelback loving, ginger orphans. He's not even paying us any attention, so I don't think he will mind is talking about you not wearing knickers and putting toys in your twat.

I'm gonna start calling him Weekend Papa Chained if he keeps treating us like weekend dad.

 

[beachbaby179]

But if you were wearing knickers and not being a naughty, knickerless whore, you'd be just fine, I believe.

Best last line I've read in a while. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Suz_anne]

I drank quite a lot, smoked a bit, stayed up way too late and had a night of good old fashioned NYE debauchery. I even got laid. All in the comfort of my own home. I like hosting the get-together for just that reason.

We had a big, greasy brunchfast and then I finally went to see the new Star Wars movie! Not a bad start to 2016.

EDIT: AND now I'm watching "Road House" - one of the truly great terrible movies of all times. I mean, come on... that's pretty perfect.

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^^^
This is the kind of filth and debauchery I was hoping to hear about. I knew Suzanne would come along with some filth, that knickerless tart!

 

[ChainedUp]

Chained is basically treating us like Nickelback loving, ginger orphans. He's not even paying us any attention, so I don't think he will mind is talking about you not wearing knickers and putting toys in your twat.

I'm gonna start calling him Weekend Papa Chained if he keeps treating us like weekend dad.

New year and I didn't want to have to polish the badge already........

 

[Suz_anne]

New year and I didn't want to have to polish the badge already........

Except I think you like hearing about knickerless whores stuffing their twats, Papa C...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Except I think you like hearing about knickerless whores stuffing their twats, Papa C...

He's polishing the bulge, not the badge.

 

[ChainedUp]

Except I think you like hearing about knickerless whores stuffing their twats, Papa C...

I'm selective......just high class knickerless whores, and classy, not sloppy twats

 

[Suz_anne]

He's polishing the bulge, not the badge.

I got a bulge that needs polishing.

Wait, is that sexy when a woman says it?

I'm selective......just high class knickerless whores, and classy, not sloppy twats

All twats get a little sloppy if you're doing it right.

 

[ChainedUp]

All twats get a little sloppy if you're doing it right.

Soppy, absolutely.....

 

[Lord Pmann]

I got a bulge that needs polishing.

Wait, is that sexy when a woman says it?

Noooooooo

 

[Suz_anne]

Noooooooo

I got a bulge that needs... licking? Loving?

Better, amirite?

 

[ChainedUp]

I got a bulge that needs... licking? Loving?

Better, amirite?

I didn't have any issue with the first version. Always best to follow your instincts

 

[ChainedUp]

Walks in, sets train squarely back onto the track. Plugs the controller in and turns it on. Watching it circle the tracks, again and again. It's soothing , rhythmic, and just goes. It doesn't know or care where it's going, it just goes. Life can be like that sometimes, on a certain track, just going. We all want to have fun, exciting lives but many of us just stay on the tracks. What's it take for you to shake things up and get off that circular track?

 

[rubydlite]

Walks in, sets train squarely back onto the track. Plugs the controller in and turns it on. Watching it circle the tracks, again and again. It's soothing , rhythmic, and just goes. It doesn't know or care where it's going, it just goes. Life can be like that sometimes, on a certain track, just going. We all want to have fun, exciting lives but many of us just stay on the tracks. What's it take for you to shake things up and get off that circular track?

My new job is very cyclical. I love it. My personal life though, I like...and need..to go off the beaten track. I'm not so good at taking the plunge to actually do so though. Sometimes I really need someone I can trust, see that I need it, and be brave enough to drag me off.

 

[ChainedUp]

We all do things at times, things we wouldn't normally do, just to please our partners. We know they like "it" and even though it's not your thing, you do it because you know they like it. That's what partners do. But how far do you go with it? Is it selfish of your partner to ask for something they know you don't care for but they do? Or is it selfish for you to not provide some pleasure just because you'd rather not ?(hard limits not included)

 

[GiggLeGasm]

well.. there's always a little give and take..
except for that one time when he decided it would be fun to see if it could do that thing he'd seen in a movie once (maybe twice)..
and as soon as I realized what he was trying I sat up and told him, "I'm not a science experiment.. we're done.. you're taking me to lunch"

 

[ChainedUp]

This concludes the holiday season, we will resume regular programming immediately. Hopefully your Christmas was full of Merry, your New Year full of happy, your Hannukah full of lights , your Boxing Day full of boxes, and your Kwanza mekeka full.

How long will the holiday season glow last for you?

 

[rubydlite]

This concludes the holiday season, we will resume regular programming immediately. Hopefully your Christmas was full of Merry, your New Year full of happy, your Hannukah full of lights , your Boxing Day full of boxes, and your Kwanza mekeka full.

How long will the holiday season glow last for you?

Reality blows. ..getting three kids off to school...gahhhh!
The glow is gone lololol

 

[Bitesback]

This concludes the holiday season, we will resume regular programming immediately. Hopefully your Christmas was full of Merry, your New Year full of happy, your Hannukah full of lights , your Boxing Day full of boxes, and your Kwanza mekeka full.

How long will the holiday season glow last for you?

My holiday season glow now includes sunburn, so a few more days for me...

I feel the Christmas merriness fade as the baked ham is finished, the desserts and chocolates consumed and the decorations on the tree and throughout the house are put away for another year. On a more personal level, I'll still wish friends and acquaintances a Merry Christmas until NYE and then a Happy New Year as I see them around over January. And with a new board game as a gift for one of the kids, there's that to learn as a family and play together. I find some ongoing joy in sharing time together as a result of a thoughtful Christmas gift..that's easier when in holiday mode.

Our holiday season, as you Yanks put it, includes the long summer school holidays, and there's another four weeks to go. So, we're down the coast for a bit, and hoping for better weather here. When the usual routines kick back in, that warm inner glow is hard to stoke.

Now I find myself puzzled...just what is regular programming here?