Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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We talked about things or behaviours that annoy us yesterday. Today, let’s do the opposite. Talk about the things that are perfect. The things that make you smile. The things that don’t get annoying with age. It can be be a person, a thing, a place, a song, a movie, your favourite stick figured Lit poster, etc.

Arts and literature.
 
We talked about things or behaviours that annoy us yesterday. Today, let’s do the opposite. Talk about the things that are perfect. The things that make you smile. The things that don’t get annoying with age. It can be be a person, a thing, a place, a song, a movie, your favourite stick figured Lit poster, etc.

Fitness walking, hiking, canoeing, and kayaking for outdoor exercising. Learning how to do metalworking and blacksmithing for hobbies. Listening to music and reading for entertainment. Going out for concerts and plays whenever something I like comes around and I've someone available to go with.
 
Contra Dancing has gotten better with age, some of the dances haven't aged well but many more have. I have more fun now than ever (or I did until the lockdown)

Cards. The games occupy the mind and provide a great social venue.

Classical music, even the war horses (popular pieces that are overplayed) still sound great.
 
Music for me too, it just makes everything better, even in sad times.
Festivals and concerts, the atmosphere is just amazing.
 
Watching my son peacefully sleep
Bonfires
The smell of laundromats
Sweet tea
The sound of waves crashing
The sound of the crack of the bat of a well-hit baseball
The feeling of the sun warming my face on a perfect sunny, spring day
A head rub
Belly laughs
 
We talked about things or behaviours that annoy us yesterday. Today, let’s do the opposite. Talk about the things that are perfect. The things that make you smile. The things that don’t get annoying with age. It can be be a person, a thing, a place, a song, a movie, your favourite stick figured Lit poster, etc.

Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by The Police

https://youtu.be/aENX1Sf3fgQ

Life in general sums it up beautifully.
5-by-5 Rule:
If it’s not gonna matter in 5yrs, don’t spend more than 5 minutes being upset about it.
 
She’s pretty familiar with riding in the backseat.

King Bitch gets all pissy when someone tells him he sucks balls and they come straight at him but he is happy as a pig in shit coming in other people’s threads and mocking them. Honest truth is King Bitch is a straight bitch who will probably stroke his King Bitch dick because I mention him. Fuck him.
 
So we all know my disdain for Lena Dunham. I don’t typically care about celebrity types. But for some reason, I have a few people who just annoy me shitless.

I admit, there’s no real reason for this. I don’t have to see her. Or interact with her. But every time I see her smug face or I’m forced to hear something stupid that she’s said, it annoys me. Finding out we shared the same birthday genuinely annoyed me. And I realize that’s stupid.

Do you guys have any irrational annoyances? Stuff or people that shouldn’t bother you?

Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith

https://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE

You’re the male version of Lena King Bitch only a fatter fuck.
 
You’re the male version of Lena King Bitch only a fatter fuck.

Okay I gotta say it.
When I look at your Av, I see a man with a pumpkin head flipping off the sun.
Like an angry jack o lantern.
And it gives me the giggles.
 
Every time I see Pmann called "King Bitch", my brain sees Tiger King.

So now I want to see Pmann dressed in Joe Exotic's clothes. And a mullet. Singing "I Saw A Tiger".

I need this in my life. In the time of the 'rona.

Please.
 
Do you think he can pull an outfit out that big closet he posted to accommodate?

I’d love to see that 😆

Pretty please Lord P 🙏🏻
 
Okay I gotta say it.
When I look at your Av, I see a man with a pumpkin head flipping off the sun.
Like an angry jack o lantern.
And it gives me the giggles.

Cool. Are you wearing bunny ears in your AV? Were you a Playboy bunny? Do you know Hugh Hefner? Ever been is his mansion. Ever bang him for cash money? These are things I think about when I see your AV.
 
Every time I see Pmann called "King Bitch", my brain sees Tiger King.

So now I want to see Pmann dressed in Joe Exotic's clothes. And a mullet. Singing "I Saw A Tiger".

I need this in my life. In the time of the 'rona.

Please.

There are so many similarities between King Bitch and Tiger King it is scary. Besides the ummmm well you know... hillbilly accent and mullet and Wranglers he is obsessed with Allia like Tiger King is with that goddamn bitch Carol Baskin.
 
Cool. Are you wearing bunny ears in your AV? Were you a Playboy bunny? Do you know Hugh Hefner? Ever been is his mansion. Ever bang him for cash money? These are things I think about when I see your AV.

Yes, they’re bunny ears. Never an “official” playboy bunny. Hugh and I go way back...
 
I do enjoy Mr Underground and his drunken posts. You’re always welcome to post in my thread. There’s nothing like the ramblings of an incoherent poseur to make me smile.

And I do love the parallel between lord pmann, king bitch and Exotic Joe. If I could sing, I’d absolutely be playing you all a version of I Saw a Tiger. :)

I’d love to see if I could throw together such an ensemble to replicate the fashion stylings if Exotic Joe. I just don’t have jeans tight enough.
 
I do enjoy Mr Underground and his drunken posts. You’re always welcome to post in my thread. There’s nothing like the ramblings of an incoherent poseur to make me smile.

And I do love the parallel between lord pmann, king bitch and Exotic Joe. If I could sing, I’d absolutely be playing you all a version of I Saw a Tiger. :)

I’d love to see if I could throw together such an ensemble to replicate the fashion stylings if Exotic Joe. I just don’t have jeans tight enough.

You can borrow mine.
 
Why isn't there a poll option for.. I'm totally down for kink in real life.. but you internet people may never see it
 
Music for me too, it just makes everything better, even in sad times.

I actually prefer sad music. It’s just so strong in its emotions. I’ve mostly believed songs from a sad place come out more passionately than those from a happy place.
 
I do enjoy Mr Underground and his drunken posts. You’re always welcome to post in my thread. There’s nothing like the ramblings of an incoherent poseur to make me smile.

And I do love the parallel between lord pmann, king bitch and Exotic Joe. If I could sing, I’d absolutely be playing you all a version of I Saw a Tiger. :)

I’d love to see if I could throw together such an ensemble to replicate the fashion stylings if Exotic Joe. I just don’t have jeans tight enough.

I’ve got a pair of size 6 501’s I’ll lend ya. They’re a bit snug these days. 😥
 
I actually prefer sad music. It’s just so strong in its emotions. I’ve mostly believed songs from a sad place come out more passionately than those from a happy place.

These Arms of Mine
Me and Bobby McGee
Behind Blue Eyes
Bring It On Home to Me
Layla
Tied to the Whipping Post
I Just Can’t Quit You Babe (but I gotta put you down for a while)
Hawkmoon 269

AEROSMITH-ANGEL! 😂😂 (kidding. kind of.)

...but you know? Also angry songs! Want me to list those too?? Can I? This is a fun game...
 
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