Litiquette VI

[Lord Pmann]

Oh god. This could get messy!

Not sure how much I’m prepared to say in public

Nope. Rule is the new guy has to spill all his beans.

I've divulged all of my kinkiest shit here.

My naked woman fetish. My likes to see boobs fetish. And the freakiest yet... My enjoying blowjobs fantasy.

If I can feel so vulnerable to share those links, surely you can tell people you like to dress up like a pony or whatever it is.

 

[Rapha1979]

Nope. Rule is the new guy has to spill all his beans.

I've divulged all of my kinkiest shit here.

My naked woman fetish. My likes to see boobs fetish. And the freakiest yet... My enjoying blowjobs fantasy.

If I can feel so vulnerable to share those links, surely you can tell people you like to dress up like a pony or whatever it is.

Ok. So, I have this fantasy where one day, I get to touch a woman’s tits. Like real tits. Not just the ones on my blow-up doll. Kinky, I know.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ok. So, I have this fantasy where one day, I get to touch a woman’s tits. Like real tits. Not just the ones on my blow-up doll. Kinky, I know.

Dream on, buddy. You and I share similar fantasies. I can tell you this, women hate having their breasts touched.

One day I'll convince someone.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ok. So, I have this fantasy where one day, I get to touch a woman’s tits. Like real tits. Not just the ones on my blow-up doll. Kinky, I know.

Dream on, buddy. You and I share similar fantasies. I can tell you this, women hate having their breasts touched.

One day I'll convince someone.

Hey, have you guys heard about this vagina thing? I don't know what we're supposed to do with it, but it's all squishy and weird.

 

[Rapha1979]

Hey, have you guys heard about this vagina thing? I don't know what we're supposed to do with it, but it's all squishy and weird.

Steady on old boy. Let’s not run before we can walk here. You’ll be suggesting a kiss a girl with the lights on next.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey, have you guys heard about this vagina thing? I don't know what we're supposed to do with it, but it's all squishy and weird.

I've created my own vagina to play with out of jello. I'm pretty sure it works just the same.

 

[Rapha1979]

I've created my own vagina to play with out of jello. I'm pretty sure it works just the same.

I read somewhere years ago that a guy had died fucking some sort of animal organ. There was a theory that if you attached a 9v battery to it, it would pulse and feel more like a real pussy. Except this particular pervert dipshit wired it in to the mains and toasted himself.

Stay safe out there.

 

[Rapha1979]

This thread is the best thing I’ve read all day

I would jump in but I fear for what you boys would do if a woman talked about her fantasies

It’s gone a bit frat party in here. We need some women to calm us down a bit. Although I’m not sure that would happen if you started talking about your fantasies though.

But fuck it, grab a beer and join the party.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Fantasies...

We all have them. Maybe they’re filthy. Maybe they’re taboo. Maybe they’re embarrassing. Some of them we want fulfilled. Some of them we want to remain in fantasy land, for whatever reason.

But over time, these things change. So my questions today- How have your fantasies changed over time? Do they look similar to 15 or 20 years ago? Do you have anything unfulfilled that you’re just dying to have done?

Also, feel free to list and disclose all your seediest fantasies here. That way I may judge you. I’m kidding. This is a judgment free zone.

Out of the Woods by Nickel Creek

https://youtu.be/-e0VkWRYaMI

My fantasies have changed as I have grown and changed. Most have and will always remain unfulfilled, or at maximum indulged in via virtual means...and that's okay. If my fantasies had remained static since my youth, that would be a reflection of my own stasis, I would think.

I mainly posted in here to give props to the song choice of the day. Fucking love that song and that band...well done, Pmann.

 

[Booboobear84]

I expressed this today to someone and she said I should post it. I'm thing of FMF with two lady listers, giving me me oral front and back. There I said it, don't judge.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Fantasies...

We all have them. Maybe they’re filthy. Maybe they’re taboo. Maybe they’re embarrassing. Some of them we want fulfilled. Some of them we want to remain in fantasy land, for whatever reason.

But over time, these things change. So my questions today- How have your fantasies changed over time? Do they look similar to 15 or 20 years ago? Do you have anything unfulfilled that you’re just dying to have done?

Also, feel free to list and disclose all your seediest fantasies here. That way I may judge you. I’m kidding. This is a judgment free zone.

Out of the Woods by Nickel Creek

https://youtu.be/-e0VkWRYaMI

I think like Indie. Mine have changed to more realistic. But I am happy that I have been able to try most of mine.
I've done the threesomes- Over rated in my opinion. I prefer one-on-one. DP looks so much smoother in porn lol. But 2 dicks is way more fun than 1 dick and 1 toy.

Also like SNG said. I'll refrain from talking too much, because it never fails. A horny guy will PM and offer to help me with them.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I’m such a giver and a pleaser, that my new fantasy is to indulge the men of Litiquette in their posted fantasies.

*offers up squishy boobs and vagina for touchy feely playtime*

 

[Rawhide_101]

I expressed this today to someone and she said I should post it. I'm thing of FMF with two lady listers, giving me me oral front and back. There I said it, don't judge.

I think I now have another NEW fantasy . . .

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I expressed this today to someone and she said I should post it. I'm thing of FMF with two lady listers, giving me me oral front and back. There I said it, don't judge.

You’re in a judgment free zone.
(Well mostly)

Happy to help

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have an entire thread dedicated to my fantastical musings.

My fantasies have evolved as I've aged. In my sexual adolescence (which was early adulthood for me) I was caught up in the romance of simply having sex with a crush. My fantasies were cute, with whole scenarios of how I would encounter a guy and flirt him into submission. I didn't get into the sexual aspects back then so much as the anticipation. I also felt a lot of guilt and would have to mentally kill off my boyfriend or something similar. It was odd, but that's the only way I felt I had permission to indulge.

My fantasies quickly evolved into reluctance/non-consent. That theme stuck around for quite a while but I didn't act it out, nor did I care to. I did start experimenting with power dynamics in my sexual relationships and really enjoyed some rough sex.

These days my fantasies involve multiple partners, not necessarily at the same time. I am really exploring my sexual development with girls and non-monogamy. Now I can barely fantasise about the "lead up" and my thoughts are completely sexual. I imagine myself having sex with a huge number of people and I'm pretty varied in what delightful thoughts come to mind.

I will say with my memory and fantasies alike, I tend to remember feelings and sensations more than visuals and that translates into fantasy. I don't have the ability to make mental pictures, so I run full mental simulations. It can be really enjoyable. And the reason I mention memory- my most recent fantasies have been recollections of pretty amazing sex

 

[StacyLeigh]

But over time, these things change. So my questions today- How have your fantasies changed over time? Do they look similar to 15 or 20 years ago? Do you have anything unfulfilled that you’re just dying to have done?

Also, feel free to list and disclose all your seediest fantasies here. That way I may judge you. I’m kidding. This is a judgment free zone.

20 years ago I lost my virginity...so yeah, my fantasies have changed a bit.

I am and likely always will be a hopeless romantic, so those notions haven't changed much. However, my fantasies of power play and non-consent have evolved as I've learned to embrace my submissiveness. Sex in public places was probably the first fantasy that I gave into once I realized how much I enjoy giving up a little control to my partner.

As for unfulfilled fantasies...there are plenty - and some of those are meant to stay just fantasy. I am still an anal virgin, so I wouldn't mind checking that box one day.

 

[Trekka]

yes. my fantasies change with the wind.

today at breakfast i was all up in my head, rolling around with sweet fuzzy words like nuzzle and cradle and nestle and cuddle.

but that was then and this is now.

so. would somebody please take the end of this leash and show me to my dish? i'm hungry.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I lived out most of my fantasies early in life. College and early adulthood were fantastic. They spurred many of the poems that I wrote and stories that I published on lit years ago. Fantasies now seem to hit upon someone that I see in a grocery store, or someone on lit that I used to fancy that crosses my path. Rough, soft, weird, romantic, sensual, sultry, sexual, orgasmic....I’ve been there. Done that. These days, I just need people to establish new memories with.


Alas...I’m a hermit.

 

[Lord Pmann]

... I lost my virginity...

I still have that fantasy. One day I'll lose my virginity.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I still have that fantasy. One day I'll lose my virginity.

No you won't.

Go marry a vacuum cleaner

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I lived out most of my fantasies early in life. College and early adulthood were fantastic. They spurred many of the poems that I wrote and stories that I published on lit years ago. Fantasies now seem to hit upon someone that I see in a grocery store, or someone on lit that I used to fancy that crosses my path. Rough, soft, weird, romantic, sensual, sultry, sexual, orgasmic....I’ve been there. Done that. These days, I just need people to establish new memories with.


Alas...I’m a hermit.

#coronamusings

 

[Rawhide_101]

I still have that fantasy. One day I'll lose my virginity.

No you won't.

Go marry a vacuum cleaner

Marry a female vacuum cleaner . . . double your chances!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Marry a female vacuum cleaner . . . double your chances!

Any hole is a goal

 

[Suz_anne]

Stealing a certain husband
Monaco hooker
A complete set of Le Creuset cookware
Running my fingertip and/or tongue over every tattoo
An old school split window vw bus beach road trip tour
Calling him daddy
Apocalypse island
A garden like Trekka's

 

[Pervy_Sage]

#coronamusings

Truth. Absolute truth.