Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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Evening folks. Don’t mind me. I’m just heading to the corner with my popcorn.

I hate to tell you this but SMN and Trekka don't miss much, if anything, that's going on in a thread they're active in. So, they'll not let you drift off all unnoticed like and sit there to observe.
 
Man, I'm impressed. What was that, a two hour read? You dug deep!

harder, faster, deeper, more...



Really tho, you should worry about this here troublemaker:



See?
Trouble.



Please see above re: pics.
Us quarantined sluts need somethin' to do!

I’ve not taken a single picture of myself in 2 years, love.
 
I hate to tell you this but SMN and Trekka don't miss much, if anything, that's going on in a thread they're active in. So, they'll not let you drift off all unnoticed like and sit there to observe.

Damn skippy nothing gets past us.
So a blond and a red head go away for a weekend...
 
I hate to tell you this but SMN and Trekka don't miss much, if anything, that's going on in a thread they're active in. So, they'll not let you drift off all unnoticed like and sit there to observe.

Oh I know! I know that very well. Lol
 
You get me. :heart:

Nah, you've got me. ;)

I hate to tell you this but SMN and Trekka don't miss much, if anything, that's going on in a thread they're active in. So, they'll not let you drift off all unnoticed like and sit there to observe.

I don't miss much UNLESS IT'S DOUBLE THURSDAY
#StillNotOverit

Explain, kind sir.

Giggling...
Maybe you two can just arm wrestle this out

I’ve not taken a single picture of myself in 2 years, love.

Less talking. More camera snapping.
 
Explain, kind sir.

1. There are a lot of dress shirts there. A lot.

2. This is not the only closet of dress shirts you possess.

3. The organization is ... astoundingly OCD.

4. There are no white dress shirts here. Caveat: those could be in one of the other dress shirt closets.

5. It's an opportunity to bust your chops. And because you've always been a sport about it when I have in the past, I couldn't pass up on this opportunity.
 
Nah, you've got me. ;)



I don't miss much UNLESS IT'S DOUBLE THURSDAY
#StillNotOverit



Giggling...
Maybe you two can just arm wrestle this out



Less talking. More camera snapping.

Ahhhh. I’ve missed the bossing. 😍
 
1. There are a lot of dress shirts there. A lot.

2. This is not the only closet of dress shirts you possess.

3. The organization is ... astoundingly OCD.

4. There are no white dress shirts here. Caveat: those could be in one of the other dress shirt closets.

5. It's an opportunity to bust your chops. And because you've always been a sport about it when I have in the past, I couldn't pass up on this opportunity.

1. That’s correct. There are a lot. Not sure how many.

2. This is correct. This closet only possesses button down sleeves.

3. Or of a beautiful mind?

4. There are. The first five or so to the left are all white. The lighting makes them look more off-white though.

5. My chops are hereby busted and I enjoy the busting.

Perhaps tomorrow we shall venture into shoe, suit, tie and French cuffed land. You’ll really have some ammo come 10pm tomorrow. :D
 
Perhaps tomorrow we shall venture into shoe, suit, tie and French cuffed land. You’ll really have some ammo come 10pm tomorrow. :D

Word on the street is that you may have more shoes than Blade. Though of a different variety.
 
Damn skippy nothing gets past us.
So a blond and a red head go away for a weekend...

And walk into a bar in their pajamas...

No...with a very lucky man if they agree to have a plaything...

Well *in theory* the man would have to agree as well... ;)


Here, lemme help you up and whoopsIfellontopofyou

Ahhhh. I’ve missed the bossing. 😍

Lol
Funny, no one else ever does
 
And walk into a bar in their pajamas...

Well *in theory* the man would have to agree as well... ;)
Lol
Funny, no one else ever does

And buys an over priced bottle of wine and sits up at the bar.

I’m gonna change that to men. Two to be exact.
 
And walk into a bar in their pajamas...



Well *in theory* the man would have to agree as well... ;)



Here, lemme help you up and whoopsIfellontopofyou



Lol
Funny, no one else ever does

It’s comforting. Like a cold shower or..... Trekka twerking.
 
2. This is correct. This closet only possesses button down sleeves.

as opposed to button down sleeveless?:eek:
say it aint so

And buys an over priced bottle of wine and sits up at the bar.

I’m gonna change that to men. Two to be exact.

*grins*
i've got two in mind

It’s comforting. Like a cold shower or..... Trekka twerking.

correct, Trekka's twerking is about as much of a turn-on as the average ice cold shower.
 
as opposed to button down sleeveless?:eek:
say it aint so



*grins*
i've got two in mind



correct, Trekka's twerking is about as much of a turn-on as the average ice cold shower.

That was a tongue in cheek saying on my part. Completely tongue in cheek. But :D
 
My husband sent me a video to watch so I could learn how to twerk.
I tried, really.
But I’m not sure I pulled it off.

I’d rather give a lap dance.
 
My husband sent me a video to watch so I could learn how to twerk.
I tried, really.
But I’m not sure I pulled it off.

I’d rather give a lap dance.

Bahaha-- I want footage of the learning process! Pronto!

What's your lap dance song? :cattail:
 
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