Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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So...no e.e. cummings for you?

the first person that ever inspired me to do the lowercase thing :heart:
also i'm too lazy to capitalize
plus it makes my little side happy

You're pretty damn funny. In the decade or so I've been here, I've almost never used upper case letters, and finally, today, it's wearing you out? For you, see what I've done.

Holymotherfuckingshit. You shoulda told me years ago.

parker - i do it too. holymotherfuckingshit is right.
and i never noticed you did it also.
how did we not notice this?

Yes. Brooks Brothers watermarked it with their sheep logo. Which shirt was your favourite?

I *didn't* click the link. :cool:
 
parker - i do it too. holymotherfuckingshit is right.
and i never noticed you did it also.
how did we not notice this?

well, to be truthful, and i’m not being smug, i did notice it. i just never thought it was a big deal that we both did. hell, until today, i didn’t think anybody thought it was a big deal. yet another of our many commonalities.
 
well, to be truthful, and i’m not being smug, i did notice it. i just never thought it was a big deal that we both did. hell, until today, i didn’t think anybody thought it was a big deal. yet another of our many commonalities.

im laughing... this is getting kinda weird...
 
sherlock? you're too kind. really, i'm hemorrhaging IQ points while under quarantine.

you’re going to be ok. i promise. you’re not slipping a single step. you’re just distracted by all the unusual circumstances. anyway, you could drop a sizable number of IQ points and still be smarter than many.
 
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you’re going fo be ok. i promise. you’re not slipping a single step. you’re just distracted by all the unusual circumstances. anyway, you could drop a sizable number of IQ points and still be smarter than many.

aww
i wanna reply with ":heart:"
but something tells me a sassy retort would be more fitting
yet, i do not have one
all i have is an extra thursday this week ;)
 
aww
i wanna reply with ":heart:"
but something tells me a sassy retort would be more fitting
yet, i do not have one
all i have is an extra thursday this week ;)

i know how you love your Thursdays, so yeah, a little silver lining.

:heart:
 
You can really arch each of your brows? Separately, I mean...

Dude, you’re a day late and a dollar short.
I suggest if you wanna be like the cool kids (D and guyblue) you post a pic link so us ladies can all fight over your attention for the remainder of the evening. 😉
 
Here is a pick I thought you fuckers may enjoy... this is the non French Cuffed closet of shirts. They’re all the non iron ones with the exception of a couple of fishing shirts thrown in the mix.

This is several levels of disturbing.
 
Evening folks. Don’t mind me. I’m just heading to the corner with my popcorn.
 
Dude, you’re a day late and a dollar short.
I suggest if you wanna be like the cool kids (D and guyblue) you post a pic link so us ladies can all fight over your attention for the remainder of the evening. 😉

A day late and a dollar short is the story of my life. So is not wanting to be like the cool kids. I'm used to it. 😉

Confidence and arrogance:

When the quarterback throws into deep double coverage and the coach asks him why he did that when there was a receiver open in the flat?

Confidence: "Yeah, I shouldn't have done that. I know better than that."

Arrogance: "I thought I could thread it through the double coverage."
 
This is several levels of disturbing.

Man, I'm impressed. What was that, a two hour read? You dug deep!

harder, faster, deeper, more...

OK. That's a relief. You had me worried there for a minute.

Really tho, you should worry about this here troublemaker:

Dude, you’re a day late and a dollar short.
I suggest if you wanna be like the cool kids (D and guyblue) you post a pic link so us ladies can all fight over your attention for the remainder of the evening. 😉

See?
Trouble.

Evening folks. Don’t mind me. I’m just heading to the corner with my popcorn.

Please see above re: pics.
Us quarantined sluts need somethin' to do!
 
A day late and a dollar short is the story of my life. So is not wanting to be like the cool kids. I'm used to it. 😉

Confidence and arrogance:

When the quarterback throws into deep double coverage and the coach asks him why he did that when there was a receiver open in the flat?

Confidence: "Yeah, I shouldn't have done that. I know better than that."

Arrogance: "I thought I could thread it through the double coverage."

Yes please.
 
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