Litiquette VI

[Guyblue82]

*Coughs*

Your turn!

Does one and a half tits count?

https://imgur.com/a/qldE8vM

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Does one and a half tits count?

It most certainly does

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Does one and a half tits count?

https://imgur.com/a/qldE8vM

Well hey there...

 

[Cthulhu1138]

A good joke is a good joke

I may need to edit my initial rebuttal to include this,

But in my mind only one person here was slinging mud and everyone else was telling jokes.
(Okay, somebody was being a muckraker, but that is their schtick)

Corbal, there is so much more sexiness in that photo that the one amazing tit.

Bring your mouth over any time; would love to have you measure me over and over again!

Aussie: not sure that I Will fit on a slide but you are welcome to try
(That was a good joke!)

And as always, your body is just perfection (to match your wonderful wit)

Desiree: thank you for your decency and your great tits!

Lonelywife: will you Skype me too? Missed it

 

[Corbal]

Does one and a half tits count?

https://imgur.com/a/qldE8vM

Dude. Your facial hair makes that picture yum.

I may need to edit my initial rebuttal to include this,

But in my mind only one person here was slinging mud and everyone else was telling jokes.
(Okay, somebody was being a muckraker, but that is their schtick)

Corbal, there is so much more sexiness in that photo that the one amazing tit.

Bring your mouth over any time; would love to have you measure me over and over again!

I dunno... you eat cupcakes and shit? Cause they're delicious and I want some. A BJ for a twinkie?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Lonelywife: will you Skype me too? Missed it

You have also already seen them, but ok...Sigh...

 

[Lord Pmann]

But in my mind only one person here was slinging mud and everyone else was telling jokes.
(Okay, somebody was being a muckraker, but that is their schtick)

It's spelt moderator or mediator. Not muckraker.

But you're welcome for creating such a titillating question for you all.

 

[hairball18]

haha. Y'all are killing me.

We've robbed this thread with titties and a dick.

How awesome is that?

You are here, so it is awesome.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

No Twinkies, but I will happily feed you something with a cream filling.


I do have home baked cookies.

LW: being so sexy must be such a burden!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

No Twinkies, but I will happily feed you something with a cream filling.


I do have home baked cookies.

LW: being so sexy must be such a burden!

The struggle is real. Now give me a cookie! Noms

 

[Corbal]

You are here, so it is awesome.

Awwwww, kitten.

No Twinkies, but I will happily feed you something with a cream filling.


I do have home baked cookies.

Now you're just showing off.

Attention whore.

BTW... what the fuck is wrong with them cookies? Those the healthy kind?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Does one and a half tits count?

Very much counts. Damn.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

It's called 'selling a lifestyle'

Nah, you are right. Just wanted to show off.

Guilty as charged:
Those cookies are made with oat flour, coconut oil, coconut sugar, and walnuts. Real butter, though

One does as needs must to clear out the cupboard

 

[Corbal]

It's called 'selling a lifestyle'

Nah, you are right. Just wanted to show off.

Guilty as charged:
Those cookies are made with oat flour, coconut oil, coconut sugar, and walnuts. Real butter, though

One does as needs must to clear out the cupboard

I knew it. You were too good to be true. I need cookies made with sugar, sugar, sugar, butter, eggs and love.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So what's it like seeing your lit exes post tit and dick pics like a bunch of wanton whores?

 

[Corbal]

So what's it like seeing your lit exes post tit and dick pics like a bunch of wanton whores?

I wouldn't know... I can't find anyone to tolerate me for more than about 3 minutes.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I wouldn't know... I can't find anyone to tolerate me for more than about 3 minutes.

I believe you. Totally.

 

[Corbal]

I believe you. Totally.

I'd offer you my girlfriend-services but I can only tolerate your bitch-ass in 2 minute increments.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

I knew it. You were too good to be true. I need cookies made with sugar, sugar, sugar, butter, eggs and love.

Maybe I can direct you to pre-pandemic photos of my chocolate marbled condensed milk pound cake?


For you, I would bake with all the fatty, sugary things.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'd offer you my girlfriend-services but I can only tolerate your bitch-ass in 2 minute increments.

Twice as long as my tolerance for you.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Twice as long as my tolerance for you.

You know, this really is a feel good thread. It’s why I keep coming back.

 

[The_gladiator]

Twice as long as my tolerance for you.

It’s funny when you try to flirt.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'd offer you my girlfriend-services but I can only tolerate your bitch-ass in 2 minute increments.

It’s funny when you try to flirt.

I assure you- if I was trying to flirt, you'd be smitten.

 

[Corbal]

Maybe I can direct you to pre-pandemic photos of my chocolate marbled condensed milk pound cake?
For you, I would bake with all the fatty, sugary things.

Dear sweet baby Jesus. You bake. Like, for real.
I’d give you a child if my uterus weren’t in a jar.

Twice as long as my tolerance for you.

So...precisely the size of your cock.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Dear sweet baby Jesus. You bake. Like, for real.
I’d give you a child if my uterus weren’t in a jar.



So...precisely the size of your cock.

Corbal wins.