Litiquette VI

[Suz_anne]

Stick your finger in your belly button and wiggle it around right now and then sniff it and tell me it smells like fucking Irish Spring. I dare you.

How deep is your belly button?

I will admit if I stick my finger in my belly button and wiggle it around, it makes my no-no parts tingle a little bit.

My belly button is very clean.

 

[Trekka]

Yeah...I could see you and SMN doing the sister-wife thing... That would probably prove interesting.

IT WOULD SO WORK.

 

[Trekka]

How deep is your belly button?

I will admit if I stick my finger in my belly button and wiggle it around, it makes my no-no parts tingle a little bit.

My belly button is very clean.

*shrieks and runs in the opposite direction*

(While BF shouts, “Yep! Tell her I can feel it in the head of my dick!”)

 

[tnman03]

IT WOULD SO WORK.

Oh, I wouldn't dispute you on this... I just don't know how long the SO's would hold up to the demands....

 

[parker77]

when i think about all the varieties of weird kinks and combos out there, it would take me waaaay more space here than would be courteous to use to list all my limits, hard and soft. just imagine that i’m adventurous enough to be fun.

 

[Suz_anne]

*shrieks and runs in the opposite direction*

(While BF shouts, “Yep! Tell her I can feel it in the head of my dick!”)

I knew I liked that Viking fella...

 

[Suz_anne]

when i think about all the varieties of weird kinks and combos out there, it would take me waaaay more space here than would be courteous to use to list all my limits, hard and soft. just imagine that i’m adventurous enough to be fun.

What is your stance on ranch dressing? Delicious or the devil's jizz?

 

[Trekka]

Oh, I wouldn't dispute you on this... I just don't know how long the SO's would hold up to the demands....

True. The household art supply budget would be through the roof.

when i think about all the varieties of weird kinks and combos out there, it would take me waaaay more space here than would be courteous to use to list all my limits, hard and soft. just imagine that i’m adventurous enough to be fun.

I agree. I can’t list it all. It would take too long.

And be different by this time tomorrow.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Stick your finger in your belly button and wiggle it around right now and then sniff it and tell me it smells like fucking Irish Spring. I dare you.

I just did. It smells like absolutely nothing.

 

[Suz_anne]

I just did. It smells like absolutely nothing.

I think you didn't go far enough in. Did you weiner tickle when you wiggled your finger?

 

[Trekka]

I just did. It smells like absolutely nothing.

Impossible.

I think you didn't go far enough in. Did you weiner tickle when you wiggled your finger?

This is appalling.

 

[parker77]

What is your stance on ranch dressing? Delicious or the devil's jizz?

you gotta make it at home, from the package, with real buttermilk. delish. put it on anything you wanna.

 

[parker77]

I agree. I can’t list it all. It would take too long.

And be different by this time tomorrow.

i just tell her my list is in my pants and then let it go where it will from there.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

As a hairy man with a recessed navel, I tend to accumulate a fair amount of belly lint.

Not sure if this will enlighten anyone (although I am sure it will traumatize 1 or 2 of you):

People who study weird stuff have determined that the lint that accumulates in your navel actually travels through some sort of cillia-like motion from one's underpants.


And ranch dressing is even more gross than mayonnaise.

Why would you make an abomination like that in your own kitchen?!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I like the smell of my belly button. But then again I’m also fascinated with ear wax and popping zits.

 

[blade_rocknut]

How deep is your belly button?

I will admit if I stick my finger in my belly button and wiggle it around, it makes my no-no parts tingle a little bit.

My belly button is very clean.

*shrieks and runs in the opposite direction*

(While BF shouts, “Yep! Tell her I can feel it in the head of my dick!”)

I think you didn't go far enough in. Did you weiner tickle when you wiggled your finger?

I like the smell of my belly button. But then again I’m also fascinated with ear wax and popping zits.

Just felt like grouping all these together for similarity in awesomeness.

My navel gets cleaned plenty. With my soapy finger. And it feels good. Not finger in anus good; but definitely better than finger in ear.

Fwiw, a tongue in there as someone is traveling up or down the pleasure trail is quite the unique experience. I recommend it.

 

[parker77]

belly button cleaning - the ultimate devolution of sexy conversation. this post likely belongs in the, “What Made You Roll Your Eyes,” thread, but then none of you would never have seen it. next topic, please. and don't make it cleaning between your toes.

 

[blade_rocknut]

belly button cleaning - the ultimate devolution of sexy conversation. this post likely belongs in the, “What Made You Roll Your Eyes,” thread, but then none of you would never have seen it. next topic, please. and don't make it cleaning between your toes.

*shares sexy toe sucking story*

 

[Dribble]

Looks in...holy fuck no way...backs out slowly. (If I wiggle my finger in my belly button, it makes me feel like I wanna pee)

 

[Lord Pmann]

Bellybutton smells. Toe sucking. Ass licking. These are all acquired tastes. People talk about certain foods or drinks or music in this way. It always kind of shocks me. I mean, for me, I don't get acquiring a taste for something (unless it's good for you like kale- effin gross). But people say that about smoking. Why would one acquire a taste for that?

But, I want to know this...

What are acquired tastes for you? Sexual or otherwise? What have you endured in order to get into this or that? And... Why?????

Tennessee Whiskey by Chris Stapleton

https://youtu.be/4zAThXFOy2c

 

[hotwords229_A]

?

But, I want to know this...

What are acquired tastes for you? Sexual or otherwise? What have you endured in order to get into this or that? And... Why?????

Tennessee Whiskey by Chris Stapleton

https://youtu.be/4zAThXFOy2c

I have endured plain green tea and black coffee for the alleged health benefits and because I’m a sugar junkie and have to keep myself in check or I would weigh a thousand pounds right now.

I have acquired a taste for old movies. I used to think they were boring as hell, but I have since come to really appreciate the artistry involved—doing so much with so little as opposed to today where they do so little with so much.

Sexually, I used to be appalled by cum. The idea of having it near me was disgusting, but I have gotten over it and now find it very sexy—but not in a glass or anything gross like that. YUCK .

Sorry I missed all the hot bellybutton talk yesterday!

 

[Richard_C]

Stapleton is good stuff. That's all I got.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Acquired tastes...

I also do plain black coffee, not because I prefer it over sweetened, but because I need all those calories for my "evening beverages".

Venison. Plenty of folks have bad first impressions and never return. It's 20-30 percent of our protein here.

Muscular women. That one came to me in the past decade. I'd rather have a Christmas Abbott than a Mila Kunis.

Cats. I'm a lifelong hater of those benevolent fuckers, but my wife got one, then another, and the shithead claimed me.
Now I'm butthurt if he doesn't spend the morning and evening in my lap.

 

[Trekka]

Acquired tastes: super spicy food. Was raised with it. Hated it as a kid. Had to eat it anyways, that's all we got. As an adult, I love it.

I always felt like people who liked sushi were having a party that I wasn't invited to. Major sushi FOMO. But I hated raw fish and nori. So: dilemma. Then I turned 35 and, I dunno, was more open to it? Had someone special take me somewhere nice and do the ordering and *a huge sushi fan was born*

I acquired a taste for country, alt country, americana, folk, and bluegrass. Hated them as a kid because I got tired of listening to my brother play the same bar of Dire Wolf a thousand times an hour. Now I miss hearing his music more than anything, and I love all those genres. Just kinda happened.

Acquired a taste for blazers recently. I used to think they looked all, like, a yacht captain from TV. You'd be proud of me, Pmann. And footwear other than flip flops.

For the record, I never acquired a taste for smoking. I loved it from the first puff of my first cigarette.

And I'm with Blade on the venison. Cooked properly, it's delicious. And it makes up a huge part of our protein in my house. Wild boar, too. Even wild turkey makes an appearance on our table every once in a while.

 

[parker77]

Acquired tastes: super spicy food. Was raised with it. Hated it as a kid. Had to eat it anyways, that's all we got. As an adult, I love it.

I always felt like people who liked sushi were having a party that I wasn't invited to. Major sushi FOMO. But I hated raw fish and nori. So: dilemma. Then I turned 35 and, I dunno, was more open to it? Had someone special take me somewhere nice and do the ordering and *a huge sushi fan was born*

I acquired a taste for country, alt country, americana, folk, and bluegrass. Hated them as a kid because I got tired of listening to my brother play the same bar of Dire Wolf a thousand times an hour. Now I miss hearing his music more than anything, and I love all those genres. Just kinda happened.

Acquired a taste for blazers recently. I used to think they looked all, like, a yacht captain from TV. You'd be proud of me, Pmann. And footwear other than flip flops.

For the record, I never acquired a taste for smoking. I loved it from the first puff of my first cigarette.

And I'm with Blade on the venison. Cooked properly, it's delicious. And it makes up a huge part of our protein in my house. Wild boar, too. Even wild turkey makes an appearance on our table every once in a while.

mostly, it's just annoying that we agree on so much stuff.