Litiquette VI

[Trekka]

Lime, people! Lime and salt! Always on the avocado, in any preparation.

 

[Endless_Night]

Lime, people! Lime and salt! Always on the avocado, in any preparation.

Really? I would have thought lemon. Why lime?

 

[85Ironman]

Lime, people! Lime and salt! Always on the avocado, in any preparation.

Really? I would have thought lemon. Why lime?

Lime. Lime is perfect. Lemon is merely passable.

 

[Endless_Night]

Lime. Lime is perfect. Lemon is merely passable.

Sooooo, we're talking a noticeable tase difference?

Or is this all in your heads?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

This has all been muy interesante. I have never made avocado toast. Sadly.



Do you wear Toms. That would really put the lid on things.

What’s wrong with Toms? Asking for a friend.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Vegemite and avocado!

Totally weird but it completely works

 

[Endless_Night]

What’s wrong with Toms? Asking for a friend.

Pmann LOATHES Toms.

Vegemite and avocado!

Totally weird but it completely works

DEAR LORD.

I cannot believe I lived to see those words in print.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Get a sharp knife. Slice the avocado is half length wise. Get rid of the pit. Take a lime and cut it in half. Then take the avocado and put that bugger tasting/looking food down the disposal.

If someone argues, take the lime and squirt that shit in their eyes.

Gross hipster food. I’m sure you all eat it whilst listening to Fleet Foxes in vinyl why you shop for TOMS on your MacBook Pro.

 

[85Ironman]

Get a sharp knife. Slice the avocado is half length wise. Get rid of the pit. Take a lime and cut it in half. Then take the avocado and put that bugger tasting/looking food down the disposal.

If someone argues, take the lime and squirt that shit in their eyes.

Gross hipster food. I’m sure you all eat it whilst listening to Fleet Foxes in vinyl why you shop for TOMS on your MacBook Pro.

Holy shit!

You're still up!

If you don't like the avocado posts, don't look further back. It's only worse, on the hipster scale...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Vegemite and avocado!

Totally weird but it completely works

Australians and Vegemite... it’s so weird. It’s like each culture has their terrible shame. Scottish people like to shag sheep. Canadians gave us Nickelback and Justin Bieber. Australians gave us vegemite.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Holy shit!

You're still up!

If you don't like the avocado posts, don't look further back. It's only worse, on the hipster scale...

Oh, I read it. It was awful. I’m going to kick some hipster’s ass tomorrow and make their skinny jeans split down the middle. Or maybe tug on their handlebar mustache.

 

[Lord Pmann]

But it's a good fat. Don't tell me you don't eat guacamole. Come on Brother, join the healthy revolution. Don't be scared. I'll help you

Nope. I don’t eat that. Fuck no.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, I read it. It was awful. I’m going to kick some hipster’s ass tomorrow and make their skinny jeans split down the middle. Or maybe tug on their handlebar mustache.

Kinky.

 

[Endless_Night]

I feel like I should be googling for some place that can overnight a stick-on handlebar mustache so I can post it in the thread.

You know, just to be difficult.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Oh, I read it. It was awful. I’m going to kick some hipster’s ass tomorrow and make their skinny jeans split down the middle. Or maybe tug on their handlebar mustache.

Or their man bun?

What’s wrong with a MacBook Pro???

 

[hotwords229_A]

I feel like I should be googling for some place that can overnight a stick-on handlebar mustache so I can post it in the thread.

You know, just to be difficult.

Do you have Prime?

https://www.amazon.com/Beistle-Hand...ords=Handlebar+mustache&qid=1585885714&sr=8-4

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you have Prime?

https://www.amazon.com/Beistle-Hand...ords=Handlebar+mustache&qid=1585885714&sr=8-4

Hahahahaha! Oh, man. I am so tempted!

Making Pmann cringe might almost be worth posting my face.

Almost.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hahahahaha! Oh, man. I am so tempted!

Making Pmann cringe might almost be worth posting my face.

Almost.

Perfect if you get the full lumberjack outfit.

P.S. why are they all lumberjacks?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Perfect if you get the full lumberjack outfit.

P.S. why are they all lumberjacks?

Ironic lumberjacks. Their weak arms are only big enough to carry a man purse. Never an axe.

 

[Endless_Night]

Perfect if you get the full lumberjack outfit.

P.S. why are they all lumberjacks?

That, my dude, is one of life's great mysteries.

I mean, who woke up one day and thought: Woohoo! I'm going to grow a foot-long beard, handlebar mustache, and buy lots of flannel and an axe? And then (and this is the really confusing part) convinced others to join them in following this curious path.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yesterday we talked about vices. The things we cannot control in ourselves. The shitty green food is a vice I wouldn't wish upon anyone.

Today, tell us the areas where you're determined or where you have self-discipline. What parts of your life are you in complete control?

 

[hotwords229_A]

That, my dude, is one of life's great mysteries.

I mean, who woke up one day and thought: Woohoo! I'm going to grow a foot-long beard, handlebar mustache, and buy lots of flannel and an axe? And then (and this is the really confusing part) convinced others to join them in following this curious path.

We need to start a new craze called “Chipsters” futuristic hipster douches.

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/361118886215-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/351388330852-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

Or should we call them Metrobots?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yesterday we talked about vices. The things we cannot control in ourselves. The shitty green food is a vice I wouldn't wish upon anyone.

Today, tell us the areas where you're determined or where you have self-discipline. What parts of your life are you in complete control?

I have discipline when it comes to working for or doing things for other people. I work my balls off for others, but I completely fail when it comes time to do something for myself. I’m not sure why that is. I feel like I’m a selfish enough dick to only care about me, but I still don’t seem to when it comes to getting things done for me.

But as far as being an employee, friend or relative goes—I’m pretty unstoppable!

 

[Lord Pmann]

We need to start a new craze called “Chipsters” futuristic hipster douches.

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/361118886215-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/351388330852-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

Or should we call them Metrobots?

Can’t call it Chipsters. I’ve trademarked that name for a wood chipper I’ve designed to specifically target the hipster problem. It’s designed to chip through flannel, Apple watches, ironic chain wallets, percolators, handlebar mustaches, skinny jeans, 1920s era hats, TOMS and MacBooks of any shape and size.

The best part is, you don’t have to remove the hipster before throwing it in the Chipster.

 

[Endless_Night]

We need to start a new craze called “Chipsters” futuristic hipster douches.

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/361118886215-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/351388330852-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

Or should we call them Metrobots?

Oh, man! Those are spectacular! I laughed so hard I nearly spit out my coffee!



My cold-pressed, cashew milk, local honeyed coffee.

< ironic chain wallets >

That's really a thing?

It sounds….highly uncomfortable.