Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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Guilty pleasures - long, hot baths as an excuse for alone time (to read books - and definitely not romance. Yuck.) Afternoon naps on the weekend. Dark comedies, especially of the teen variety - Heathers, Jawbreakers, Mean Girls (if Regina George really were hit by a bus). A real vanilla Coke every blue great once in a while.
 
Guilty pleasures:
- conspiracy theory documentaries
- Real Housewives of _________ (I'm probably most embarrassed of this trash)
- cheesy action movies (I love Die Hard)
- Top Gear (BBC version)
- chocolate cereals
- reading unrealistic (and really truly awful) novels
- workday venting (I would be fired if my CEO could see my work skype chats)
Mine are public record lol, so I try to put nothing in writing I would not want a prosecuter to read back to me.
 
I hate to admit it but I'd never seen this movie until this year. :eek:

Bitch, don't blaspheme!

And yeah, that's another for the list.


You tankless water heater lovers gonna hate me when I two you that you'll never recover the investment before it fails and needs replaced. Just like the fucking obamabulbs...goddamned mercury laden, twisted beacons of overpriced mediocre illumination.
 
Bitch, don't blaspheme!

And yeah, that's another for the list.


You tankless water heater lovers gonna hate me when I two you that you'll never recover the investment before it fails and needs replaced. Just like the fucking obamabulbs...goddamned mercury laden, twisted beacons of overpriced mediocre illumination.

I had some plumbing work done recently and was told that whenever it becomes necessary to replace my 30-gallon hot water heater a 40-gallon one costs the same. To my mind going to a larger hot water heater is a whole lot more cost-effective than going with a tankless hot water heater. But it all depends upon the volume of use I guess.
 
I'm going with my Corona Crisis Era guilty and not-so-guilty pleasures;

1. Getting high and ordering Taco Bell delivery whilst watching a Vanderpump Rules mini-marathon that's been piling up on my DVR.

2. Having morning sex and then going back to sleep for 3 hours. On a Tuesday.

3. Texting with my niece and friends across the country until 4am.

4. Listening to voice recordings from a sweet, funny, sexy and thoroughly adorable couple who enjoy conversing with me via dropbox.

5. Eating baked beans out of a can like an old timey prospector. An incident related to #1 but on a different night.

6. Listening to COPIOUS amounts of The Cure, Rage Against the Machine, Tool, Lizzo, Tash Sultana, Depeche Mode and any 90's R&B/hip hop I come across while cleaning, painting, etc.
 
Bitch, don't blaspheme!

And yeah, that's another for the list.


You tankless water heater lovers gonna hate me when I two you that you'll never recover the investment before it fails and needs replaced. Just like the fucking obamabulbs...goddamned mercury laden, twisted beacons of overpriced mediocre illumination.

I would pay double for the luxury of everyone in the house being able to take hour long showers at the same time if we wanted to! It’s one of those things that you don’t need, but once you have it, you can’t imagine going back. Kinda like my heated steering wheel.
 
Disney movies are another guilty pleasure, I can’t help it..classics and newer ones alike make me happy

I may or may not be watching/singing along with Frozen II at this very moment 👀

Some of my favorite movies are Disney movies
 
I would pay double for the luxury of everyone in the house being able to take hour long showers at the same time if we wanted to! It’s one of those things that you don’t need, but once you have it, you can’t imagine going back. Kinda like my heated steering wheel.
I feel like everyone I know with one of these just gets endless amounts of barely warm water. I expect to be able to boil my nuts in true hot water.
 
I had some plumbing work done recently and was told that whenever it becomes necessary to replace my 30-gallon hot water heater a 40-gallon one costs the same. To my mind going to a larger hot water heater is a whole lot more cost-effective than going with a tankless hot water heater. But it all depends upon the volume of use I guess.

A new 40 will operate cheaper than your old 30, for sure. With tankless, electrics almost invariably fail before you break even,and few homes have the electric service necessary to dedicate 80- 120 amps to hear water such that more than one restricted shower can operate at one. With gas, you have to pay someone to acid flush the heat exchanger at least once a year depending on water conditions, or else their efficiency becomes worse than a tank..
I make my living in this industry, and I fucking despise the things, largely because of inflated expectations that don't measure up irl.
 
A new 40 will operate cheaper than your old 30, for sure. With tankless, electrics almost invariably fail before you break even,and few homes have the electric service necessary to dedicate 80- 120 amps to hear water such that more than one restricted shower can operate at one. With gas, you have to pay someone to acid flush the heat exchanger at least once a year depending on water conditions, or else their efficiency becomes worse than a tank..
I make my living in this industry, and I fucking despise the things, largely because of inflated expectations that don't measure up irl.

I bet every girl who read this post just hot watered their panties! :D
 
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