Litiquette VI

[Lord Pmann]

One time I got spit-roasted by Trekka and Naughty. And I liked it.

The original title of Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl (and I Liked It)". Producers thought it was too graphic. They were correct.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That meets your definition of “weird” ?!

That’s like, Tuesday.

But we did it as an interpretive dance entitled "An American Perspective of the Socioeconomic Impact of Brexit on the Euro"

That's the weird part.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Alright. Here is my story. It's long.

https://voca.ro/obmrZ1BSkI

Edit: I need to fix the link

 

[blade_rocknut]

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[Trekka]

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[Lord Pmann]

Sorry... Double post

 

[The_gladiator]

Alright. Here is my story. It's long.

You are actually a good storyteller. And you sound younger than I expected you to be for some reason.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

About the weirdest thing was realizing I work with another litster. I was his boss at the time. Nothing dramatic, though. There's a level of self protection when you both realise that you're subscribed and regularly posting on a porn board.

 

[Suz_anne]

My favorite part of the story is that your teeny tiny itty bitty little white guy dick soldiered on and carried out the mission.

'Merica.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Alright. Here is my story. It's long.

Edit: I need to fix the link

For some reason I can't get the link to work, but I know the story.
Still, I would have loved a laugh this morning...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Among other things.

One time I got spit-roasted by Trekka and Naughty. And I liked it.

That meets your definition of “weird” ?!

That’s like, Tuesday.

Usually Wednesday’s are more my I’ve causes enough shenanigans, perhaps a midweek break is in order.
Not this week, it’s business time.
Digs around in my toy box for my strap on. Just incase ya know.

And pssst... it’s bigger that Pmanns teeny tiny itty bitty white guy dick.
Nicely done Suz!

 

[The_gladiator]

It’s threads like this that explain why I keep coming back here.

I have to have a good lit story, I’m starting to feel boring haha.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It’s threads like this that explain why I keep coming back here.

I have to have a good lit story, I’m starting to feel boring haha.

It'll happen

You've just got to lower your standards to the level pmann operates at

 

[aussiegeekygal]

OMG- the time I accidentally got into incest roleplay with Slinger

 

[Lord Pmann]

You are actually a good storyteller. And you sound younger than I expected you to be for some reason.

People all think I'm an old man. I'm in my lower to mid to late thirties. I'm 36.

 

[Lord Pmann]

OMG- the time I accidentally got into incest roleplay with Slinger

That's the worst thing I've ever heard.

And yeah... the link is messed up.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That's the worst thing I've ever heard.

And yeah... the link is messed up.

I was joking. He was not. Fuck that was hilarious.

 

[StacyLeigh]

Since I don’t have a dick to do my thinking for me , I generally don’t end up in Pmann type situations. My only truly weird experience was a man who printed (and bound!) ALL my Am Pic photos into a book...then sent me photos of his tributes on each page. I posted a lot of photos back in the day, so I was both creeped out and throughly impressed.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Since I don’t have a dick to do my thinking for me , I generally don’t end up in Pmann type situations. My only truly weird experience was a man who printed (and bound!) ALL my Am Pic photos into a book...then sent me photos of his tributes on each page. I posted a lot of photos back in the day, so I was both creeped out and throughly impressed.

That would make me leave for good

 

[StacyLeigh]

That would make me leave for good

I make light of it, but I actually did leave for quite a while after that. I truly believe the Am Pic threads are the breeding ground for the sleaziest men on this site (generalization of course!).

 

[Beardpositive77]

Since I don’t have a dick to do my thinking for me , I generally don’t end up in Pmann type situations. My only truly weird experience was a man who printed (and bound!) ALL my Am Pic photos into a book...then sent me photos of his tributes on each page. I posted a lot of photos back in the day, so I was both creeped out and throughly impressed.

Holy shit that's disturbing....

 

[StacyLeigh]

Hey so, uh, where is this thread?

. (I promise I'm just kidding)

Aren’t you a funny man....
I might be naive, but I’m bright enough to make those photos disappear...so all that’s left now are a bunch of creeper comments.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Since I don’t have a dick to do my thinking for me , I generally don’t end up in Pmann type situations. My only truly weird experience was a man who printed (and bound!) ALL my Am Pic photos into a book...then sent me photos of his tributes on each page. I posted a lot of photos back in the day, so I was both creeped out and throughly impressed.

The only thing worse than a creep is a truly-committed creep.

Fucking hell.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm glad the dudes in here are acknowledging how far over the line that behaviour was.

It is absolutely not ok.

 

[The_gladiator]

wow the stories in here...