Litiquette VI

[Lord Pmann]

Oh yeah, fuck that. If I'm ever in that situation I'm out. Fuuuuuuuck that. (I mean competing with another male for a female, that is )

No dick measuring contests?

 

[Sh75]

While im a pretty laid back kind of person in general, im ultra competitive. I have what some people like to call " white line fever". Whether it is sports, games, trivia i want to win and i lose interest quite quickly if there isn't a competitive aspect to it, i thrive on having that goal or that focus for an outcome. I am a gracious loser towards others but very hard on myself if i lose, but in a way the drives me to be better next time. With those i dont know im a respectful, humble winner, but with my friends who have that competitive streak im definitely not averse to some major trash talking.

In work, my competitiveness is borne by the task at hand, wanting to do it to the best of my ability and know ive left no stone unturned. Its not against anyone else, its just the personal gratification of completing that task or project and knowing it is of benefit to my organisation or those i work with. Im definitely a team player.

Relationships, i will fight for what i know is mine, in respect to the challenges that a relationship throws at you. I won't beg for a partner to be mine or put myself in a position where im having to prove im worthy or worthier than another guy. Im either enough or im not.

 

[Lord Pmann]

None. I just hate to see other dudes cry.

Bwahahaha

Well played, bro. *dick slap*

 

[parker77]

yeah, i'm competitive. i'm laid back about it externally, but inside...i wanna win! and, i've competed for the attention of the opposite sex, so there! clearly, i'm a Neanderthal.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Tell me more about these hotel rooms in my home town....

I think your name mighta floated across our lips. Perhaps.

it better be The Peninsula or i’m not paying it any further attention.

I’m gonna need me a sugar daddy if we’re staying there next time.
Know anyone that wants us two luscious ladies on either side of them?

 

[parker77]

I’m gonna need me a sugar daddy if we’re staying there next time.
Know anyone that wants us two luscious ladies on either side of them?

are you kidding me? y’all could have your pick.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

are you kidding me? y’all could have your pick.

So, are you worried Trekka and I are too much of a handful?
You did said something up there about being competitive, wanna turn it into a game or what?

 

[blade_rocknut]

I'm moderately competitive.i like being underestimated and performing above rank, I guess.

I'm generally a good loser; though I will certainly cry foul about cheating, etc. It really bugs me when people in the upper slice of their "thing" resort to cheating. Pissed me off in triathlon to see teams of cyclists working together in violation of rules (drafting can be up to a 30% energy savings) when the folks doing it are already faster than 90 percent of the field.

I try to be a gracious winner, but if it's my buddies and I doing something they involves guns? I will shame them until they beat me another day.

 

[parker77]

So, are you worried Trekka and I are too much of a handful?
You did said something up there about being competitive, wanna turn it into a game or what?

finger twister?

https://66.media.tumblr.com/20faf7378b73f99746421fd98e1a78cb/73b9eedfc2bfafcb-87/s400x600/4abdb8afeb21a4afe880479a4e11bccdf3454ce8.jpg

 

[Cthulhu1138]

I think your name mighta floated across our lips. Perhaps.

Now I REALLY want to hear about these escapades!!

And I have dreams of being a sugar Daddy, but so far my reach does not match my grasp.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

finger twister?

I dig it.

Now I REALLY want to hear about these escapades!!

And I have dreams of being a sugar Daddy, but so far my reach does not match my grasp.

Best to PM me, my shenanigans aren’t for the faint of heart. We can also discuss a junior sugar daddy position. Benefits are solid.

 

[Trekka]

What in holy hell is going on in here?!
SMN!! Lol.

To answer the question- I like what Suz said. I’m just better at my job

I am competitive. I thoroughly own it. I work my ass off to try to excel. For the most part, it works.

When I see someone else doing something better than me, it generally inspires me to try harder.

Unless it’s, like, golf. Fuck that noise.

I’m not a crazy soccer mom, though, and I don’t force my competitiveness onto others around me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I worked with a guy once who was competitive in everything. If we were going up a flight of stairs he would rush ahead and then ask what took everyone else so long. He was a dick. One day he, a different guy and I were all talking and he was talking about how he drove fast somewhere and “beat” everyone else there. It was at this point that I used my passive/aggressive technique and told him “You annoy the shit out of me and I hate everything about you” (or something similar)<—I’m still working on the passive part of that technique.

Anyway, the other guy told me that maybe I hate him so much because he reminds me of something about myself that I don’t like. I was going to argue this point, but I kind of realized he was right. I’m not a dick like him, but I do want to stand out and be “the best” at whatever I do. Mostly, this is a positive thing because it makes me want to be great at stuff without being a dick about it.

But when I’m around overtly competitive people it brings out a bad desire for me to crush them.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Anyway, the other guy told me that maybe I hate him so much because he reminds me of something about myself that I don’t like.

You should’ve told that guy to fuck off. There’s no way you’re like him. You’re a thousand times better than this guy and it’s not even a competition.

You shouldn’t take advice from people who aren’t as good as us.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Today we are going to talk about timewasters. Netflix. Gaming. Facebook. Instagram. Lit.

So, for me... binging on Netflix. I’m sure there are going to be some people here who are classy and don’t waste countless hours in front of a TV. Maybe you read books. Or exercise. Well, fuck that. I binge stupid Netflix shows.

I spent 7 hours over the last two days watching Tiger King on Netflix. Holy shit that was an amazing documentary about the big cat trade, murder for hire, feeding people to lions and tigers, gay, gun toting rednecks with mullets and much, much more. It seemed like a soap opera starring someone I could best equate to a combination of Joe Dirt, Liberace, Ted Nugent and Tim McGraw. That was all one guy. Anyway, the story was just so fucking bizarre. Everything about it seemed insane. And it drew me in. Every second of it. I couldn’t turn away. The only reason I didn’t watch it all in one sitting was because I had to sleep for work the next day.

So what’s the last thing you spent enough hours doing about which you are (or should be) embarrassed? Let’s hear them.

You Can’t Hide Your Lion (sic) Eyes by The Eagles (a bit of a stretch with the title, but I wasn’t using Eye of the Tiger)

https://youtu.be/pZGP_Ey5L1o

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Is it considered a time waster when you play candy crush for a few hours while you wait for your real life partner to leave the room so you can play with your online partner?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Candy Crush, yeah.

The New York Times or DuoLingo?

No

Use your non-naughty time wisely

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Candy Crush, yeah.

The New York Times or DuoLingo?

No

Use your non-naughty time wisely

Smart ass

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is it considered a time waster when you play candy crush for a few hours while you wait for your real life partner to leave the room so you can play with your online partner?
Asking for a friend.

You may tell your hoor friend that this is a time waster.

 

[StacyLeigh]

I often wish I had more time to waste but when I do, TV (trashy TV) is usually my time suck. Conspiracy theory and other weird shit documentaries are my jam. I'm not much of a game player and I'm one of those weird people who puts their phone away for the evening (I know, what planet am I from?!) I do lose time on the NYT Cooking site often and rewatch the Great British Baking Show.

Is it considered a time waster when you play candy crush for a few hours while you wait for your real life partner to leave the room so you can play with your online partner?
Asking for a friend.

I would say that if I'm killing time before naughty time, I'd rather be doing something productive... you know, balance it out

 

[Sweet_Cupcake]

Today we are going to talk about timewasters. Netflix. Gaming. Facebook. Instagram. Lit.

So, for me... binging on Netflix. I’m sure there are going to be some people here who are classy and don’t waste countless hours in front of a TV. Maybe you read books. Or exercise. Well, fuck that. I binge stupid Netflix shows.

I spent 7 hours over the last two days watching Tiger King on Netflix. Holy shit that was an amazing documentary about the big cat trade, murder for hire, feeding people to lions and tigers, gay, gun toting rednecks with mullets and much, much more. It seemed like a soap opera starring someone I could best equate to a combination of Joe Dirt, Liberace, Ted Nugent and Tim McGraw. That was all one guy. Anyway, the story was just so fucking bizarre. Everything about it seemed insane. And it drew me in. Every second of it. I couldn’t turn away. The only reason I didn’t watch it all in one sitting was because I had to sleep for work the next day.

So what’s the last thing you spent enough hours doing about which you are (or should be) embarrassed? Let’s hear them.

You Can’t Hide Your Lion (sic) Eyes by The Eagles (a bit of a stretch with the title, but I wasn’t using Eye of the Tiger)

https://youtu.be/pZGP_Ey5L1o

Twitter. Way too much Twitter. And for what? Mostly making me angry about the Attention-Seeking-Whore-In-Chief.

I do use the excuse that it is the best, quickest source of information, especially breaking news. I don't have time to read the Washington Post for hours and hours.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I spend my free time reading poetry, learning foreign languages and pondering solutions to a better world.

Actually I enjoy masturbating.

Jerking off, jerking off to porn, jerking off to Lit, thinking about jerking off and then jerking off is pretty much how I spend my down time. As soon as I have a free moment my mind goes right into the gutter and suddenly I’m slapping my dick around.

What’s that saying? Idle hands make the devil start stroking his cock?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I spend my free time reading poetry, learning foreign languages and pondering solutions to a better world.

Actually I enjoy masturbating.

Jerking off, jerking off to porn, jerking off to Lit, thinking about jerking off and then jerking off is pretty much how I spend my down time. As soon as I have a free moment my mind goes right into the gutter and suddenly I’m slapping my dick around.

What’s that saying? Idle hands make the devil start stroking his cock?

Dude! We should hang out and masturbate together.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Dude! We should hang out and masturbate together.

Turn that into a pay per view event.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dude! We should hang out and masturbate together.

Turn that into a pay per view event.

^^^ This please.