Litiquette VI

[The_gladiator]

Hahahaha!

Welp.

There ya go.

granted I can't remember much about it though.

 

[Lord Pmann]

How does this digress into wanky Little House On the Prairie porn stuff??? I’m always amazed.

 

[Trekka]

I see Pmann remains obsessed with high school. Dude, are you having a mid-life crisis? What gives?

I'm more curious about what everyone here's experience was like when they were in....

*misdemeanor prevention class
*basic training
*cosmetology school
*traffic school!
*their first internship
*the school of hard knocks

Highschool, I agree, can be a fascinating petrie dish of sociology but so is the copy room at work.

 

[tnman03]

I see Pmann remains obsessed with high school. Dude, are you having a mid-life crisis? What gives?

I'm more curious about what everyone here's experience was like when they were in....

*misdemeanor prevention class
*basic training
*cosmetology school
*traffic school!
*their first internship
*the school of hard knocks

Highschool, I agree, can be a fascinating petrie dish of sociology but so is the copy room at work.

All of these sure sound like they'll produce more interesting stories than the perpetual lost in high school memories of glory days or misery incarnate.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I’m vetoing this question. Standing by T. It’s boring. And I’ve heard it asked 28 different times in 18 places.
What’s the word Suz used the other day?
——>Malarkey!<— —

Love this word.

What’s this malarkey about HS malarkey?!
Come on now.

 

[Trekka]

Are we opening a School of Malarkey?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Are we opening a School of Malarkey?

We could, yeah.
I could fill your ear with some good quality “clean up in isle 9” malarkey.

Can’t go wrong with ABC Malarkey.
Or what sorta malarkey is the person above you up to?
I’m open to all suggestions.

 

[tnman03]

Are we opening a School of Malarkey?

We could, yeah.
I could fill your ear with some good quality “clean up in isle 9” malarkey.

Can’t go wrong with ABC Malarkey.
Or what sorta malarkey is the person above you up to?
I’m open to all suggestions.

Can I interest you in some hanky panky malarkey then???

 

[85Ironman]

I see Pmann remains obsessed with high school. Dude, are you having a mid-life crisis? What gives?

I'm more curious about what everyone here's experience was like when they were in....

*misdemeanor prevention class
*basic training
*cosmetology school
*traffic school!
*their first internship
*the school of hard knocks

Highschool, I agree, can be a fascinating petrie dish of sociology but so is the copy room at work.

Personally, I think more people should skip, or at least fuck off in, misdemeanor prevention class.

 

[Trekka]

We could, yeah.
I could fill your ear with some good quality “clean up in isle 9” malarkey.

Can’t go wrong with ABC Malarkey.
Or what sorta malarkey is the person above you up to?
I’m open to all suggestions.

Suggestion #1: we’re going to need a sturdy yard stick.

Can I interest you in some hanky panky malarkey then???

Lol. Only if it comes with monkey business on the side.

Personally, I think more people should skip, or at least fuck off in, misdemeanor prevention class.

But it was court ordered! It was part of my plea. Lol.

And it was definitely a sociological journey into a vast strata of misdemeanor committing citizens.

PS I must’ve fucked off in that class because I remember nothing. I do however remember standing in front of a judge, and thusly, I never [got caught] committing a misdemeanor again.

 

[85Ironman]

I never [got caught] committing a misdemeanor again.

This type of behavior adversely affects my bottom line.

 

[Suz_anne]

^^^^ *runs in* Are we talking about butt stuff??

 

[tnman03]

^^^^ *runs in* Are we talking about butt stuff??

All about that butt stuff is it Suz???

 

[Suz_anne]

All about that butt stuff is it Suz???

HE said bottom line. What else is a girl to presume?

 

[Suz_anne]

I’m vetoing this question. Standing by T. It’s boring. And I’ve heard it asked 28 different times in 18 places.
What’s the word Suz used the other day?
——>Malarkey!<— —

Love this word.

What’s this malarkey about HS malarkey?!
Come on now.

My grandma also used to say "happy crappy" a lot. As in "Well, that's a bunch of happy crappy" when she thought someone was bullshitting her.

Feel free to use it, y'all.

 

[default24]

^^^^ *runs in* Are we talking about butt stuff??

Am I too late?

 

[85Ironman]

^^^^ *runs in* Are we talking about butt stuff??

We are now.

Am I too late?

Nah. This topic is always timely.

 

[Endless_Night]

<
*misdemeanor prevention class >

This is actually a class?!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Am I too late?

No, but you’re tardy.
Im gonna need to hear you beg a lil bit for forgiveness.
I can be bribed too. Just putting that out there.

 

[default24]

No, but you’re tardy.
Im gonna need to hear you beg a lil bit for forgiveness.
I can be bribed too. Just putting that out there.

Bribery eh? This is just like that time I needed to get out of misdemeanor prevention class

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Bribery eh? This is just like that time I needed to get out of misdemeanor prevention class

You took her available office hours to a whole new level.
Dirty dog.

 

[blade_rocknut]

^^^^ *runs in* Are we talking about butt stuff??

If not, we should be.

*leaves as quickly as arriven*

 

[tnman03]

So...what happened here after the sleep monster caught up with me last night? Any wicked butt play? Trekka-SMN-Suz_anne threesomes? All this off thread shenanigans and monkey business...I mean...who knows...right?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I see Pmann remains obsessed with high school. Dude, are you having a mid-life crisis? What gives?

No, I’ve had my midlife crisis already. But well done on the riveting conversation last night!

 

[Lord Pmann]

So here is a non-HS related question for those who dislike HS related questions.

At Lit, how do you deal with ending a PM relationship with someone who has gone dry? Do you let it fizzle? Or do you tell them it’s just not working out? This can be friends or a sexual relationship here. Is there any obligation?


Gotye- Somebody That I Used To Know

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