Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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Hump day quickie - when you give pleasure are you doing it because it makes you feel good or because it makes them feel good?

Depends on my mood too - sometimes I love the look of gratitude and ecstasy in his eyes, other times I love feeling like a total slut :D
 
Papa C - are you okay? This is way beyond just oversleeping a little. I'm concerned about your well being.

I think I should go get some "first aid" supplies... magic brownies (it is 4/20 after all ;) ), a nurse outfit, some vaseline and a thermometer (the butt kind)....and some icy hot....

*wanders off*
 
Dilemma time. Do I let everyone know I'm well and alleviate their concern or do I fake an illness in order to receive all this attention..... silly question
 
Dilemma time. Do I let everyone know I'm well and alleviate their concern or do I fake an illness in order to receive all this attention..... silly question

How much attention are you getting?
What do they think you have?

Chlamydia is completely curable, FYI.
 
Papa C - are you okay? This is way beyond just oversleeping a little. I'm concerned about your well being.

I think I should go get some "first aid" supplies... magic brownies (it is 4/20 after all ;) ), a nurse outfit, some vaseline and a thermometer (the butt kind)....and some icy hot....

*wanders off*

Brownies for 4/20? Are you celebrating Hitler's birthday? Shame on you. He was a bad man.
 
Today's topic: Hotel stays but more specifically what's your approach to taking toiletries homenwith you? Are you in the "nope, never do it" camp or do you have a "hell yes, I paid for the room and I'm taking all I can" approach?
 
Today's topic: Hotel stays but more specifically what's your approach to taking toiletries homenwith you? Are you in the "nope, never do it" camp or do you have a "hell yes, I paid for the room and I'm taking all I can" approach?

On business trips, I leave them there. If it's vacation, I snap them up to use as souvenirs. The whole family does it. When the vacationer returns home, the rest of the family gets to pick their prize. There is often some wrestling over the individually wrapped plastic cups (generally the only useful item). Hotel pins are a hot commodity also.
 
Today's topic: Hotel stays but more specifically what's your approach to taking toiletries homenwith you? Are you in the "nope, never do it" camp or do you have a "hell yes, I paid for the room and I'm taking all I can" approach?

If it's a good brand I'll take it. One hotel I often stay in has beautiful lavender scented soap, I know I can buy it from L'occitane (and I have), but I like when it comes 'free' with the room. Elemis, Temple Spa and so on, yep, it's in my bag :)

I also often take stuff I've opened and only partially used, finish it at home, otherwise it just goes into landfill, and I'd rather it didn't.

I'll never understand the appeal of nabbing these shitty toiletries.

I do leave the shitty ones behind, oh yes.... :)
 
I take the lotions and soaps and stuff. The little lotions are a good size for my purse or desk at work. And I take the soap, shampoo and conditioner to the cottage so I can have them on hand for guests.

#IDoNotLikeThoseFuckersUsingMyShampoo
 
It depends on the hotel.

Typically, I leave 'em, however the Wynn has this gorgeous soap that I always take. I love it.

I typically will use the soap provided, but use my own toiletries for everything else. What's funny, is by the time my soap gets to be the size of the hotel soap size, I typically toss them out, or try to squish then into a new bar.
 
Aussie, you squish little soaps into a new bar of soap?! Fascinating.

I take them if I

A-Like them and
B-Remember to

And I love VT's vacay return grab bag of hotel freebies. Lol. I am picturing kids pummeling each other for possession of individually wrapped swish cups.

Actually, you know what I always take home? If I get room service and I get those little teeny tiny glass jars of jam, and ketchup, and what not? I am enchanted by miniature condiments. They cannot be in shitty plastic containers. Must be miniaturized versions of the full-size item. Like the tiny glass bottles of Tabasco?! They make me squeal. Those fuckers are *so* mine. I've even gone so far as to steal them off the room service trays of other people, that got left in the hallway for the maid. If they're still sealed, they're coming home with me.

*catches RS and Pmann as they simultaneously faint in horror
 
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