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Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%

  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%

  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%

  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%

  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%
  • Total voters
    317
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ydahecnot said:
And I thought that with Little_Sister gone, we were safe
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I guess someone else will get that reference.

Lord Pmann said:
I missed this question yesterday and I would like to weigh in.

First off, people need to grow the fuck up. Anyone who gets genuinely offended at a random PM of someone offering to fuck you is just a brat. I'm not saying it's right. But the solution is so fucking simple. Delete it. Block the person. Move on. Or do what Aqua does and send that awful pic. Yuck.

Secondly, it's not like saying "she was dressed like a whore so she deserved to get raped". Nope. Not at all. It's like Dave Chappell says... if you're dressed up like a cop, acting like a cop and hanging out at a donut shop, don't feign anger and be righteously indignant about someone asking you about cop things.

Third, there is just the reality that if you post your Tits all over the site, you're probably going to get some unwanted messages. I'm not saying that's right or how it should be. It's just how it is. I'm not saying we shouldn't try to change the culture. But it's like me bitching about walking through Boston with a Yankees jersey and getting harassed. Should I be able to do that? Of course. But if every time I do it I get food thrown at me, maybe I should re-think my decision to do that.

Last, some PMs are just awful and inappropriate. Those don't need to be tolerated. But some guy writing a PM and flirting with you or making sexual comments... my god. Is it the end of the fucking world!? The funniest thing is that those who post the complaints about shit like that are usually the ones spreading their twats and posting their tits all over the place and flirting with anything that gets remotely hard. Then they post their bullshit "I'm leaving Lit" posts so they can get people to finger them back to Lit
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My rose pics are awesome! Not done in offense, but to only be on the same level of turd-dom as the the PM sender.
 
Bitching about bitching.

Being sensitive about others being sensitive.

Hmmm.
 
Lord Pmann said:
I missed this question yesterday and I would like to weigh in.

First off, people need to grow the fuck up. Anyone who gets genuinely offended at a random PM of someone offering to fuck you is just a brat. I'm not saying it's right. But the solution is so fucking simple. Delete it. Block the person. Move on. Or do what Aqua does and send that awful pic. Yuck.

Secondly, it's not like saying "she was dressed like a whore so she deserved to get raped". Nope. Not at all. It's like Dave Chappell says... if you're dressed up like a cop, acting like a cop and hanging out at a donut shop, don't feign anger and be righteously indignant about someone asking you about cop things.

Third, there is just the reality that if you post your Tits all over the site, you're probably going to get some unwanted messages. I'm not saying that's right or how it should be. It's just how it is. I'm not saying we shouldn't try to change the culture. But it's like me bitching about walking through Boston with a Yankees jersey and getting harassed. Should I be able to do that? Of course. But if every time I do it I get food thrown at me, maybe I should re-think my decision to do that.

Last, some PMs are just awful and inappropriate. Those don't need to be tolerated. But some guy writing a PM and flirting with you or making sexual comments... my god. Is it the end of the fucking world!? The funniest thing is that those who post the complaints about shit like that are usually the ones spreading their twats and posting their tits all over the place and flirting with anything that gets remotely hard. Then they post their bullshit "I'm leaving Lit" posts so they can get people to finger them back to Lit
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I wholeheartedly agree with this diatribe. :D

I'm reminded of a bit from the late, great Greg Giraldo:

That's how cleavage works. It's not a smart bomb, it's not a laser-guided weapon. You might hit your target, but there's also going to be a lot of collateral damage. That's the way it goes. You might hit the guy in the Porsche, you might also hit the guy with one tooth riding the bus, and you gotta accept it.
 
Suz_anne said:
I wholeheartedly agree with this diatribe. :D

I'm reminded of a bit from the late, great Greg Giraldo:

That's how cleavage works. It's not a smart bomb, it's not a laser-guided weapon. You might hit your target, but there's also going to be a lot of collateral damage. That's the way it goes. You might hit the guy in the Porsche, you might also hit the guy with one tooth riding the bus, and you gotta accept it.
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Hahaha - I had never heard that before, that is a great one.
 
Totally agree. Lit is for adults, not babies.

I'll take a pervert over a baby any day of the week (and twice on Sundays!) LOL

(also, I love the idea of "collateral damage" of cleavage Suz_Anne - it's so true, although with me it's pretty much only a theoretical idea unfortunately)
 
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This reminds of going to Mexico with the "Choker". The Choker is stunning, aesthetically, and she knows it. She would strut around in ther bikini with her big fake boobies and be repulsed when the old pervs would stare at her. I told her, Honey, you just can't expect to only lure in the hotties. Duh!
 
Trekka said:
*writes herself a citation for thinking Suz meant Geraldo Rivera

...what would blondes do without google?!
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...what would a nerdy brunette girl like to do with a certain blonde if she got a chance? ;) :)

wow - i haven't been called the c-word in a long time - it was funny and sort of hot at the same time!
 
I'd be happen to pre-screen boob pics for any of you considering sending them to Pmann. As a public service, of course.

*scratches out "Citation", writes "Commendation" and issues to self*
 
Lord Pmann said:
I have high titty standards. *turns nose up*
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Without a comma, I'm lost... is that "high titty, standards" or "high, titty standards???"

and for that matter, is it; "she's a black, magic woman" or "she's a black magic, woman???"

*Writes a citation to self for "jokes that even I wouldn't do"*
 
LWulf said:
Without a comma, I'm lost... is that "high titty, standards" or "high, titty standards???"

and for that matter, is it; "she's a black, magic woman" or "she's a black magic, woman???"
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Consider "titty standards" as one noun. So, my standards for titties are high.

Come on girls, let's see these boobs. Don't be shy. But do expect a PM from me where I'm gonna say I want to rub my cock on them.
 
Lord Pmann said:
Consider "titty standards" as one noun. So, my standards for titties are high.

Come on girls, let's see these boobs. Don't be shy. But do expect a PM from me where I'm gonna say I want to rub my cock on them.
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Here's some boobs that probably meet your high standards
 
LWulf said:
Here's some boobs that probably meet your high standards
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While I'm not opposed to inflatable, inanimate boobs, I prefer them attached to someone who is or once was living. Let's see some good examples:

Christina Hendricks
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/10/8f/b3/108fb3f483d2b0ee5cd50db4ffc751ab.jpg

Ariel Winter
https://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/ariel_winter_see_thru_nips.jpg

Whoever this girl is
https://www.tobeporn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_nzumqwuNth1u6e7pno3_500.jpg
 
Lord Pmann said:
And this is why we are besties.

Eva Amuri is fucking stunning. I remember jerking off to that scene in Californication before.
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Besties? Hmmm.

Erotically_Yours said:
Well this thread just got worth following. :D
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That first gif is from the first season of True Detective - the scene is well worth watching if you haven't seen it.

And as Pmann stated, Eva's striptease in Californication is fap-worthy, fo sho. ;)
 
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