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Which of the following is the most likely reason you post in a thread

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That is a very nice fan you have there. It may come in handy, after the...coffee.

(Why do I suddenly wish "let's go get a cup of coffee" was code for sex?)
 
Trekka said:
Alright folks, this place has been Zzzz in the absence of regular posting from PapaC and Mr. P (which proves they are Alts for each other, mystery solved, yw)

A question inspired by my favorite adult bev-- I think it's kinda like a Rorschach Test:

How do you take your coffee?
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Seriously?

As this is Lit, .....I'll give you a worthy answer.....

I hear her walking towards the bed humming lightly. Opening my eyes, I see her coming towards me, long hair in slight disarray, has that fresh fucked look, her short satin robe is loosely tied. Her breasts sway seductively within. The nipples are prominent from contact with cloth. Her skimpy panties match the robe in color. The coffee in hand is in my favorite mug and steaming hot.

She sees that I'm awake and her eyes gleam in mischief and seduction. Slowly sliding into the bed next to me, the tie on the robe comes undone and the robe falls open displaying her oh so feminine charms. Her rounded breasyts and perky nipples instantly grab my attention. Her smooth legs and skimpy panties further exciting my half awake imagination. Being male, my body's response was a friendly twitch and obvious growth of my cock, covered by my black cotton boxers.

As I accept the coffee offering, I sit up and smile in pleasure. Its perfect. Hot, a bit of half and half, no sweetener. Just how I like it. I take a sip while she looks at me and greets me in her sweet lilting voice with a good morning and then a sultry morning kiss.

Pulling away with a smile, she hands me the tablet near the bedside, knowing I often read the news with my coffee. Thanking her and powering it on, my vision goes to the tablet for the latest. She slides away from my field of vision.

I'm startled in anticipation and arousal. She pulls my boxers aside exposing my hard cock to the morning light. Her breath steams it before she gives a slight giggle and hum as she licks up and down the shaft before engulfing it fully into her mouth as far as she can,

I gasp, eyes widening, nearly spilling my coffee.....

So ....yea...something like that....Good day and good luck with your coffee, people. :devil:
 
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^^^Oh my! This is what I want every morning with coffee.

Me, I like a nice medium roast. Fresh ground beans every morning. Not to acidic or bitter. I might be a tiny bit of a coffee enthusiast.
A splash of table cream, almond milk, Baileys. Just depends on my day.
And I drink it all day. Sometimes in the afternoon I'll add ice because I'm too lazy to warm it up again.
Last night I made some vanilla syrup to add if I'm in the mood.
*pours another cup*
 
Saunters in...mentions that I work at a fair trade organic coffee roastery...
**Will supply coffee** name your roast!
 
Well. I don't drink coffee in the morning, but I DO make it every morning.
Usually naked. First thing.

If it is really cold in the house I will slip on a short silk red robe, barely tied as I head down the hallway to the kitchen.

setting the kettle on to boil, I set about measuring 3 scoops of beans - dark french roast into the grinder. Grind to a count of 11 or 12 one-thousand.

Pour and then brush all of the grounds into the french press pot.
Pouring the now just-boiling water over the grounds.

moving about the kitchen. talking to the pup. fussing with whatever else needs doing in the kitchen.
Preparing the mug for the coffee. Or the thermos for going to work. Pre heating it with hot water.

Pressing the coffee, pouring it into mug or, whatever the right container is for the day... adding half and half. the real stuff. and taking it to Mr.

On a good day... I can slip back into bed with him...
On a work day.. he collects his coffee and a kiss on the way out the door...
saying wife coffee is the BEST coffee.
 
Thank god the bizzare porn has finally settled down. Coffee isn't my thing either. But I do love "kitchens"
 
Trekka said:
Excellent question.

*hopes he brought things for all the good girlies that kept things bumpin in here*
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Mmmm ... what kinds of things?

I've been good.

Well, not really, but I still like presents LOL

(Hi T! :rose: )
 
Paul_Chance said:
Hey! I want presents to dammit!

(For entertainments sake I just googled Coffee Porn...)

http://www.how2getfat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/coffee-porn.jpg
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ChainedUp said:
No prezzies for anyone, there was simply to much fun had in here. But I will leave you this as a token of my appreciation.....

http://67.media.tumblr.com/9edbc40c4a5da69718955dc7cb60db26/tumblr_ocfo2dadjQ1rto52ho1_1280.jpg
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Coffee porn and hairy inky men... It's like Christmas for Trekka! :cattail:
 
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