SlyderInside
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You seem to be missing an ampersand.
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Trekka
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^^he just typed out "ampersand" ... I think that's the first time I've ever seen that word spelled out!
I'm saying it out loud now, over n over... Ampersand... Ampersand...
aussiegeekygal
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I see what you did there. Clever boy.
ViciousTease
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I'm completely lost, but ...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/36/26/8e/36268ea69b7ea15d45cda0d9cc8e0846.jpg
that's pretty.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/36/26/8e/36268ea69b7ea15d45cda0d9cc8e0846.jpg
that's pretty.
Trekka
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BF comes in, sees ^this^ on my screen. So of course I explain that I'm simply jewelry shopping...
ChainedUp
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I'm completely lost, but ...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/36/26/8e/36268ea69b7ea15d45cda0d9cc8e0846.jpg
that's pretty.
Bet it feels "pretty", too
aussiegeekygal
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Bitesback
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Could one beg in a way that was clearly flirtatious, with an offer that not likely to be refused? Even with a most basic example, wooing is a type of begging.
Never one for subtleties, Chained...
Isn't that an example of a fallacy where the conclusion claims to be true, dare I say begging the question?
I may advocate but not beseech, solicit but not nag, woo but not proposition... when and how are not mere semantics.
I'm completely lost, but ...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/36/26/8e/36268ea69b7ea15d45cda0d9cc8e0846.jpg
that's pretty.
Quite...
I find myself now begging for the question? What was it?
ChainedUp
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Well, maybe priming the pump with a few options is the way to go, or maybe Thursday night was just Friday night eve....
When you masturbate do you:
1) blank your mind and just enjoy the sensation
2) imagine yourself in a hot porn scene
3) imagine yourself with a lover of bygone days
4) imagine yourself with a your significant other
5) imagine yourself with an online friend
6) make a huge mess and smile and the fruits of your labor
More than one answer is allowed
When you masturbate do you:
1) blank your mind and just enjoy the sensation
2) imagine yourself in a hot porn scene
3) imagine yourself with a lover of bygone days
4) imagine yourself with a your significant other
5) imagine yourself with an online friend
6) make a huge mess and smile and the fruits of your labor
More than one answer is allowed
beachbaby179
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Hmmm. 1, 3, 5, and 6. Not all at once. Depends on my mood. And whatever stimulus brought me to that moment.
Happy Friday!
Happy Friday!
rubydlite
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You answer first
Edit* damn it I'll answer since no one held you to answering first...
1,3 and 5
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fishyfingers
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Having recently discovered that my imagination doesn't work the same way as everyone else's seems to, I'll keep it simple and just go with 6...
ViciousTease
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1, 2, 5, and 6. My personal time is focused on fantasy and feeling. I bring no reality, past or present, to the field of play.
Mrtenant
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How about all of the above and more. Seems like a rather limited list.
Trekka
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Agreed. All of the above.
Plus, no mention of dancing with Patrick Swayze? Pish posh.
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7) a lover I haven't had....yet.
jezzilee
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Unless it is an impromptu, oh holy heck I am horny as fuck and have to masturbate now, kinda moment, I have a few routines I tend to follow. First I make sure that my area is pleasantly enticing. I have some OCD'S so if my area is messy I may not be as focused as I could be. Next I get my phone and place it in a strategic location. Now I choose my toy, or toys. Depending on my mood of course. Vibrator, dildos , nipple clamps, butt plug....I have my favorite go to's, but each and every toy is special in its own way. Next I choose my outfit. It's just as important to dress nicely for a date with yourself as it is for a date with someone else. Finally I choose a position and get down to business, right after I turn on the cell cam video so I can watch it later or perhaps share the magical moment.
Oops, forgot to answer the question. What do I think about? Sometimes past lovers, sometimes people who will never be my lover, inappropriate people even. Sometimes men, sometimes women, sometimes a combination of both...what number is that?
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I think it's all of the above?
Either way, it's fun to hear described, as pervy as that makes me.
aussiegeekygal
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Good question. I'm guilty of all of the above, however I tend to think of certain people more than others.
I'll also change who I'm thinking of mid way and by the end just blank out and enjoy the freaking ride. Certain people get me going, but I have to change it up to get off.
I lived reading Jezzilee's post. I think I need to start dressing up for myself. My weapon of choice is typically getting nude, but I like the idea of sexy lingerie. I don't have a huge selection of aids, as I've narrowed it down to three or four things that really work for me.
I'll also change who I'm thinking of mid way and by the end just blank out and enjoy the freaking ride. Certain people get me going, but I have to change it up to get off.
I lived reading Jezzilee's post. I think I need to start dressing up for myself. My weapon of choice is typically getting nude, but I like the idea of sexy lingerie. I don't have a huge selection of aids, as I've narrowed it down to three or four things that really work for me.
Paul_Chance
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Pretty much 2 through 6, just depending on the mood and the moment.
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Wow.
Just read Jezzilee's post. All this time, I had no idea I was masturbating incorrectly....
Just read Jezzilee's post. All this time, I had no idea I was masturbating incorrectly....
ViciousTease
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My SO? I'd say 95% not me. He's a goober in that respect.
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Lol, does it matter? Game on!
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I would say 2-7, in various combinations. My time and privacy are rather limited, so sometimes I just have to go with what works. Phone calls are also very helpful in getting me there.
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