Litiquette IV

[Paul_Chance]

Gender Specific Hug Rules

Women

http://kim-possible-porn.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kim-possible-hentai-comic.jpg

Men

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/169/8/8/man_hug_rules_by_merytsetesh-d540g8i.jpg

 

[Corbal]

Hugging is weird. Fuckos.

 

[DarkSimian]

If I ask for a hug, hubs says "Hug only, keep your hands above my belt " stupid, hug rules. I mean really, what fun is a hug with no groping? I totally playfully grope/ass slap, my girlfriends when I hug them too.

when you hug me, groping is mandatory, Sis

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hugging is weird. Fuckos.

There's a man after my own heart.

 

[Corbal]

There's a man after my own heart.

You're only saying that to get me near your dick.

I'm allergic.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You're only saying that to get me near your dick.

I'm allergic.

How do you pee then?

 

[default24]

How do you pee then?

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--geMtoWLk--/1106972671399694511.jpg

 

[GiggLeGasm]

If I'm going to bother to secretly stalk this thread.. you need to not confuse me like that

 

[Little_Sister]

I have a night time question for yall. Have you ever facebook stalked an old flame or old crush and compare yourself to their spouse? If so, how did you compare? I totally spent way to much time fb stalking two guys I went to high school with tonight.

 

[default24]

I have a night time question for yall. Have you ever facebook stalked an old flame or old crush and compare yourself to their spouse? If so, how did you compare? I totally spent way to much time fb stalking two guys I went to high school with tonight.

I'll check up on them occasionally, but I rarely find myself doing comparisons. Usually just wondering how they'd look in a threesome

 

[DarkSimian]

I have a night time question for yall. Have you ever facebook stalked an old flame or old crush and compare yourself to their spouse? If so, how did you compare? I totally spent way to much time fb stalking two guys I went to high school with tonight.

I have looked up some exes online; and as messed up as my life is right now (with the exception of my Kat ), I am far better off than if I'd stayed with them. Sometimes the grass isn't always greener....

 

[Suz_anne]

I have a night time question for yall. Have you ever facebook stalked an old flame or old crush and compare yourself to their spouse? If so, how did you compare? I totally spent way to much time fb stalking two guys I went to high school with tonight.

My high school boyfriend married a woman who looks similar enough to me that she could be my sister. And her birthday is 2 days after mine. I've always thought that was strange.

 

[DarkSimian]

My high school boyfriend married a woman who looks similar enough to me that she could be my sister. And her birthday is 2 days after mine. I've always thought that was strange.

now that would be an interesting 3-some....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Of course. And I'm better in every way to their spouses. I'm more enjoyable. More fun. More successful. Aaaaaaand more humble. I'm friends with all of mine. Although, there aren't many.

Well you didn't tell us how you compared!

 

[Little_Sister]

Of course. And I'm better in every way to their spouses. I'm more enjoyable. More fun. More successful. Aaaaaaand more humble. I'm friends with all of mine. Although, there aren't many.

Well you didn't tell us how you compared!

JH crush- They both ended up pot heads and look like it. When you goggle him his arrest record is the first thing that comes up.

HS BF- his wife, mother of his 2 kids is hot. Super cute. He is divorced now, living on a boat dating a woman who looks like a bar fly at least 10 years his senior.

 

[DarkSimian]

JH crush- They both ended up pot heads and look like it. When you goggle him his arrest record is the first thing that comes up.

HS BF- his wife, mother of his 2 kids is hot. Super cute. He is divorced now, living on a boat dating a woman who looks like a bar fly at least 10 years his senior.

I think you did alright then Sis

 

[JennyNo1]

My ex BF married a woman who was the total opposite of me - uptight, unsmiling, seemed very repressed and very proper. Probably in Junior League. They deserved each other.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I have a night time question for yall. Have you ever facebook stalked an old flame or old crush and compare yourself to their spouse? If so, how did you compare? I totally spent way to much time fb stalking two guys I went to high school with tonight.

The only one that comes to mind...

The girl I dated last year is now married to this total redneck shitbag who's about 20 years older. This was my exact reaction:
https://youtu.be/LOvz8P3OZ0s

 

[Lord Pmann]

Where are you Papa? No question? We are like sheep without a Shepard.

 

[ChainedUp]

Settle down everyone, settle down. I was letting LS's question settle a bit more. It was a pretty good one. So I'll play off of it for mine.

If given the opportunity, would you get back together with any of your ex's for a one night stand or to rekindle that old relationship, determined to do it better this time around?

 

[Hornblende]

Settle down everyone, settle down. I was letting LS's question settle a bit more. It was a pretty good one. So I'll play off of it for mine.

If given the opportunity, would you get back together with any of your ex's for a one night stand or to rekindle that old relationship, determined to do it better this time around?

A simple "no" to that one!

 

[DarkSimian]

There is one, "the girl that got away".....but I long ago relegated her to the "What if?" file.

But somewhere, in the vast multiverse, things worked out differently, and I hope that that me is happy......

 

[beachbaby179]

Settle down everyone, settle down. I was letting LS's question settle a bit more. It was a pretty good one. So I'll play off of it for mine.

If given the opportunity, would you get back together with any of your ex's for a one night stand or to rekindle that old relationship, determined to do it better this time around?

There is one. In a heartbeat. The rest, not so much.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Some exes yes. Some exes no. Again, there aren't loads as I was taken off the market early. Sorry ladies.

 

[DarkSimian]

somewhere, there is a poor, spinster stick woman, pining away for Pmann, and what could have been....