Litiquette IV

[LWulf]

My number one lament is that, when I was young and had the capacity to learn, I never learned an instrument.

I'm similar, but I was intolerant to be taught how to play an instrument "the long way." So, I picked up a harmonica and taught myself how to play. Didn't learn how to play the piano, but I self taught myself to play a Beatles tune by trial and error tickling of the ivories.

And kinky. But none of that weirdo diaper-wearing, furry stuff.

"Furry diapers???"

 

[Aquagal]

I'm similar, but I was intolerant to be taught how to play an instrument "the long way." So, I picked up a harmonica and taught myself how to play. Didn't learn how to play the piano, but I self taught myself to play a Beatles tune.



"Furry diapers???"

Sounds moldy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You like girls who like blowjobs, Pmann? What about girls who likes boobs?

Uh, girls who like blowjobs and boobs? Yes please.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My number one lament is that, when I was young and had the capacity to learn, I never learned an instrument.

Lucky for me, I took the initiative to learn several instruments. That's right, ladies. I'm just that much of a catch.

It might be easier to state why I won't like you.

Likes: Clever, witty banter. Not easily offended. Makes fun of oneself. No woe is me allowed. Publicly slutty. Posts selfies, but not the same old pic. Names names when others don't. Yes, I wil like you.

Oh, and likes to eat. No picky 8 yr old foodies.

"Names names". I agree. It really gets my goat when people post this passive aggressive shit. Just fucking say who you hate! Don't be cryptic.

 

[Trekka]

Uh, girls who like blowjobs and boobs? Yes please.

*raises hand

 

[Lord Pmann]

*raises hand

But you have dirty feet... I'm conflicted.

 

[Suz_anne]

But you have dirty feet... I'm conflicted.

I bet you wouldn't be conflicted about Christina Hendricks having dirty feet.

 

[Suz_anne]

Last Day...

Papa C should be back at the helm tomorrow and I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Although there hasn't been nearly as much gay porn as anticipated when Papa C announced that I would be in charge, I appreciate those of you who played here during his absence.

So, for my last day - I will ask several questions. Answer one, all, none, come up with your own or leave a message/proposition/dirty picture to welcome Papa C back… it's all good today.

1. If you could increase your IQ by 40 points by having an ugly scar stretching from your mouth to your eye, would you do it?

2. On an airplane, you have a very pleasant conversation with a stranger of average appearance. Unexpectedly, the stranger offers you $10,000 for one night of sex. Assuming there’s no danger and payment is certain – would you accept the offer?

3. If you went to a beach and upon your arrival, discovered that it was a nude beach – would you stay? Would you join in and go native?

4. Would you be willing to give up sex for a year if you could have wonderfully erotic dreams any night you wished?

 

[numeniusa]

Papa C should be back at the helm tomorrow and I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Although there hasn't been nearly as much gay porn as anticipated when Papa C announced that I would be in charge, I appreciate those of you who played here during his absence.

So, for my last day - I will ask several questions. Answer one, all, none, come up with your own or leave a message/proposition/dirty picture to welcome Papa C back… it's all good today.

I think your helmsmanship has been impeccable!

1. If you could increase your IQ by 40 points by having an ugly scar stretching from your mouth to your eye, would you do it?

Nope. Shallow maybe, but I suppose I'm comfortable with the IQ I have (although I have no idea what it is)

2. On an airplane, you have a very pleasant conversation with a stranger of average appearance. Unexpectedly, the stranger offers you $10,000 for one night of sex. Assuming there’s no danger and payment is certain – would you accept the offer?

If I were single, then maybe, probably, provided he (or, I suppose, she) didn't want to do something which was past my hard limits. I think if I hadn't found the conversation pleasant, though, the answer might be different.

3. If you went to a beach and upon your arrival, discovered that it was a nude beach – would you stay? Would you join in and go native?

Yep, absolutely.

4. Would you be willing to give up sex for a year if you could have wonderfully erotic dreams any night you wished?

Nope, absolutely not.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Papa C should be back at the helm tomorrow and I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Although there hasn't been nearly as much gay porn as anticipated when Papa C announced that I would be in charge, I appreciate those of you who played here during his absence.

So, for my last day - I will ask several questions. Answer one, all, none, come up with your own or leave a message/proposition/dirty picture to welcome Papa C back… it's all good today.

1. If you could increase your IQ by 40 points by having an ugly scar stretching from your mouth to your eye, would you do it?

2. On an airplane, you have a very pleasant conversation with a stranger of average appearance. Unexpectedly, the stranger offers you $10,000 for one night of sex. Assuming there’s no danger and payment is certain – would you accept the offer?

3. If you went to a beach and upon your arrival, discovered that it was a nude beach – would you stay? Would you join in and go native?

4. Would you be willing to give up sex for a year if you could have wonderfully erotic dreams any night you wished?

1. What a morbid question. This sounds like something from Saw. But to answer, no. I wouldn't do that. I mean, do I need to be 40 points higher than the smartest man on earth? Not really. But honestly, I'm happy with my intelligence. I don't know that being that much higher would do me much good. I truly do feel the smarter you get, the harder it is to be happy with things. Perhaps that's a wrong statement. But I've found these things to be true.

2. Yeah. I'd have sex with this average looking, large breasted girl for free. Now I get $10k? Yes please.

3. I don't know that I want my gibbly bits getting burned. I have come upon a nude beach before. It was clothing optional. Not everyone was nude. I didn't join in though. Not saying I wouldn't. But it depends, really.

4. Nope. Dreams do me very little good if I can't fuck. That sounds like a year of frustration.

 

[DarkSimian]

Papa C should be back at the helm tomorrow and I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Although there hasn't been nearly as much gay porn as anticipated when Papa C announced that I would be in charge, I appreciate those of you who played here during his absence.

So, for my last day - I will ask several questions. Answer one, all, none, come up with your own or leave a message/proposition/dirty picture to welcome Papa C back… it's all good today.

1. If you could increase your IQ by 40 points by having an ugly scar stretching from your mouth to your eye, would you do it?Yes, because then I would go from a "Genius" to a "Super Genius"

2. On an airplane, you have a very pleasant conversation with a stranger of average appearance. Unexpectedly, the stranger offers you $10,000 for one night of sex. Assuming there’s no danger and payment is certain – would you accept the offer? Yes, as long as they were female, and would not pass my hard limits

3. If you went to a beach and upon your arrival, discovered that it was a nude beach – would you stay? Would you join in and go native?What? Are you crazy? I barely go outside NOW, why would I go out and be naked? Plus, I burn, so I wouldn't want my junk all lobster red

4. Would you be willing to give up sex for a year if you could have wonderfully erotic dreams any night you wished?

This question works on two fallacies; one, that I have sex now, and two, that I sleep. The answer to both is "no", so what would I gain....nothing

 

[rubydlite]

Papa C should be back at the helm tomorrow and I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Although there hasn't been nearly as much gay porn as anticipated when Papa C announced that I would be in charge, I appreciate those of you who played here during his absence.

So, for my last day - I will ask several questions. Answer one, all, none, come up with your own or leave a message/proposition/dirty picture to welcome Papa C back… it's all good today.

1. If you could increase your IQ by 40 points by having an ugly scar stretching from your mouth to your eye, would you do it?
Nope
2. On an airplane, you have a very pleasant conversation with a stranger of average appearance. Unexpectedly, the stranger offers you $10,000 for one night of sex. Assuming there’s no danger and payment is certain – would you accept the offer?
probably, if I were single...*books random flight*
3. If you went to a beach and upon your arrival, discovered that it was a nude beach – would you stay? Would you join in and go native?
Yes and maybe, depending on my mood
4. Would you be willing to give up sex for a year if you could have wonderfully erotic dreams any night you wished?

could I trade the last sexless year for nights with erotic dreams???? If I was getting sex...no way.
Edit: if it was the bad sex I had with my ex...yes

 

[Suz_anne]

Ruby - my god, your av is gorgeous. You are so beautiful!

 

[dutchrain]

Papa C should be back at the helm tomorrow and I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Although there hasn't been nearly as much gay porn as anticipated when Papa C announced that I would be in charge, I appreciate those of you who played here during his absence.

So, for my last day - I will ask several questions. Answer one, all, none, come up with your own or leave a message/proposition/dirty picture to welcome Papa C back… it's all good today.

1. If you could increase your IQ by 40 points by having an ugly scar stretching from your mouth to your eye, would you do it?

2. On an airplane, you have a very pleasant conversation with a stranger of average appearance. Unexpectedly, the stranger offers you $10,000 for one night of sex. Assuming there’s no danger and payment is certain – would you accept the offer?

3. If you went to a beach and upon your arrival, discovered that it was a nude beach – would you stay? Would you join in and go native?

4. Would you be willing to give up sex for a year if you could have wonderfully erotic dreams any night you wished?

It was very tempting to look what they others answered, but I resisted!

1. No. I am smart. That is enough.
2. I would be very tempted, and if he smells nice …
3. Yes.
4. No! Nothing beats the sweaty satisfaction of real sex.

 

[rubydlite]

Ruby - my god, your av is gorgeous. You are so beautiful!

Aww thanks ♡
In real life I'm rocking the sweats and I think I washed my hair on friday

 

[DarkSimian]

Aww thanks ♡
In real life I'm rocking the sweats and I think I washed my hair on friday

still sexy as f***, ruby

 

[Trekka]

Papa C should be back at the helm tomorrow and I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Although there hasn't been nearly as much gay porn as anticipated when Papa C announced that I would be in charge, I appreciate those of you who played here during his absence.

So, for my last day - I will ask several questions. Answer one, all, none, come up with your own or leave a message/proposition/dirty picture to welcome Papa C back… it's all good today.

1. If you could increase your IQ by 40 points by having an ugly scar stretching from your mouth to your eye, would you do it? No way. I already wish I were dumber. Things would be so much easier.

2. On an airplane, you have a very pleasant conversation with a stranger of average appearance. Unexpectedly, the stranger offers you $10,000 for one night of sex. Assuming there’s no danger and payment is certain – would you accept the offer? Fuck yes. Feel free to give this man my contact info, should you bump into him again.

3. If you went to a beach and upon your arrival, discovered that it was a nude beach – would you stay? Would you join in and go native? Sure, why not stay? Sounds like good people watching! Join in? Hmm... Depends on the beach, and if, by comparison, I am hotter, of average hotness, or less hot than the other beach goers. A little insecure: that's how I roll

4. Would you be willing to give up sex for a year if you could have wonderfully erotic dreams any night you wished? You mean, would I be willing to reunite with my ex? Hells to the no.

Suz, you've done a great job in PapaC's absence. *applause*

*leaves you a thank-you gift*

 

[Scout44]

Papa C should be back at the helm tomorrow and I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Although there hasn't been nearly as much gay porn as anticipated when Papa C announced that I would be in charge, I appreciate those of you who played here during his absence.

So, for my last day - I will ask several questions. Answer one, all, none, come up with your own or leave a message/proposition/dirty picture to welcome Papa C back… it's all good today.

1. If you could increase your IQ by 40 points by having an ugly scar stretching from your mouth to your eye, would you do it?

Nope, I am a pretty sharp cookie now, it's all good.

2. On an airplane, you have a very pleasant conversation with a stranger of average appearance. Unexpectedly, the stranger offers you $10,000 for one night of sex. Assuming there’s no danger and payment is certain – would you accept the offer?

Maybe, I would add it to my travel budget

3. If you went to a beach and upon your arrival, discovered that it was a nude beach – would you stay? Would you join in and go native?

Without hesitation, yes and yes

4. Would you be willing to give up sex for a year if you could have wonderfully erotic dreams any night you wished?

Sigh, no need..welcome to my world

You, my dear have done a fabulous job as caretaker here in Chained's absence..well done!

 

[rubydlite]

still sexy as f***, ruby


Thanks

Sigh, no need..welcome to my world

You, my dear have done a fabulous job as caretaker here in Chained's absence..well done!

Wait...you get erotic dreams? I'm totally being ripped off. No sex and no dreams. I dreamt of my big toenail this morning. ..seriously.

 

[DarkSimian]

still sexy as f***, ruby


Thanks



Wait...you get erotic dreams? I'm totally being ripped off. No sex and no dreams. I dreamt of my big toenail this morning. ..seriously.

at least you get this "sleep" thing I keep hearing about....once I figure that out, I'll look into this "sex" thing y'all keep mentioning

 

[Scout44]

Wait...you get erotic dreams? I'm totally being ripped off. No sex and no dreams. I dreamt of my big toenail this morning. ..seriously.

Thank fuck I have a vivid imagination.

Toenail huh? LOL

 

[Suz_anne]

Y'all are a bunch of smarty-pants hookers. Who knew?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Y'all are a bunch of smarty-pants hookers. Who knew?

What do you expect? Fucking for $20? I need high dollar amounts. My rate is very high.

 

[ChainedUp]

Do I make the effort to go back and read all that transpired or shall I just move ahead. Yes, moving ahead is the way to go.

Thanks to Suz_anne for all her efforts in keeping the place festive. I have no doubt there is carnage galore. But as long as there were no casualties then I say "Job Well Done!"

 

[dutchrain]

Welcome back, Chained!