Trekka
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and when it doesn't satisfy you, you can confidently say I Hate Clowns!
oh, the magic wand always satisfies. as does IHC.

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and when it doesn't satisfy you, you can confidently say I Hate Clowns!

I think "cock" is sufficient. It's not like you ladies name your left/right boobs.![]()

Now I am in favor of giving sex toys nicknames. So why don't I add in a little light-hearted bonus topic:
Tell us your sex toy by its real name/description and the corresponding nickname you've given it.
runs and grabs popcorn....
I don't know about that. I'm betting some do.
Thelma and Louise .. Laverne and Shirley ..![]()
I don't know about that. I'm betting some do.
Thelma and Louise .. Laverne and Shirley ..
Since others said .. I have a huge black rubber cock named Big Dave. He's my favorite vibrating masturbatory orgasm giver.
I call mine Scylla and Charybdis.
Debates leaving toy naming question for awhile longer.....nah.
A quick hitter this morning, memory is a fascinating thing. Sometimes strong, sometimes for shit. What do you remember about your first lit partner and that very first experience? Was it akin to losing your virginity or was it just another orgasm for you?
Debates leaving toy naming question for awhile longer.....nah.
A quick hitter this morning, memory is a fascinating thing. Sometimes strong, sometimes for shit. What do you remember about your first lit partner and that very first experience? Was it akin to losing your virginity or was it just another orgasm for you?
Debates leaving toy naming question for awhile longer.....nah.
A quick hitter this morning, memory is a fascinating thing. Sometimes strong, sometimes for shit. What do you remember about your first lit partner and that very first experience? Was it akin to losing your virginity or was it just another orgasm for you?
It was good at first. She was a nice girl. But then she started expressing interest in incest, which is not my thing. And talking about how she caught her father watching her change when she was younger and some other stuff. Everyone has their kinks or whatever. That one just was not mine. So I remember that situation because I was getting weirded out when she talked about it and requested me to be her daddy. And she literally meant daddy.
She isn't someone who stuck around. She left shortly after we stopped talking. I presume I ruined all future men for her.
Debates leaving toy naming question for awhile longer.....nah.
A quick hitter this morning, memory is a fascinating thing. Sometimes strong, sometimes for shit. What do you remember about your first lit partner and that very first experience? Was it akin to losing your virginity or was it just another orgasm for you?
I have fond memories of my interactions with others. I don't designate the first or any other as somehow more memorable. I cherish my memories.

It was fun and deliciously naughty, with a side of "what the fuck am I doing". .
I expect she simply moved on to someone who appreciated her for what she is...
I'll bite..
Old Faithful.... Never lets me downand as for the new question, the below is an apt description.
Nah. I'm gonna go with the me ruining all future men part.
Debates leaving toy naming question for awhile longer.....nah.
A quick hitter this morning, memory is a fascinating thing. Sometimes strong, sometimes for shit. What do you remember about your first lit partner and that very first experience? Was it akin to losing your virginity or was it just another orgasm for you?
Debates leaving toy naming question for awhile longer.....nah.
A quick hitter this morning, memory is a fascinating thing. Sometimes strong, sometimes for shit. What do you remember about your first lit partner and that very first experience? Was it akin to losing your virginity or was it just another orgasm for you?
My- You are a magnanimous soul aren't you?
Is that like one of those icre-creams covered in crispy chocolateI'm too humble to admit it. But yeah. That word you said.
Is that like one of those icre-creams covered in crispy chocolate
...with a wooden stick up its bum?
Yes. Dove Magnanimuses. Or Magnanimi. Although I have no stick up my bum.