Litiquette IV

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Now I am in favor of giving sex toys nicknames. So why don't I add in a little light-hearted bonus topic:

Tell us your sex toy by its real name/description and the corresponding nickname you've given it.

runs and grabs popcorn....

Lol

I'm not going first.

 

[ChainedUp]

Lol

I'm not going first.

More worried about revealing the toy or its name

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

More worried about revealing the toy or its name

It's name is "sugar"

 

[Lord Pmann]

Now I am in favor of giving sex toys nicknames. So why don't I add in a little light-hearted bonus topic:

Tell us your sex toy by its real name/description and the corresponding nickname you've given it.

runs and grabs popcorn....

Cobra Libre II. It basically is this thing you lube up and stick your dick in and it vibrates and feels like you're touching the sky.

I refer to it as "UNNNNNMMGGGGGGHHHHH". Because that's the noise it causes.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I don't do toys.

But I am curious as well.

I do name my vehicles though. i have since the first one.
My current one (2007 Jeep Liberty) is Goldy because it is Gold color.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It's name is "sugar"

It's a chunk of sugar cane.

That's not safe. You're gonna have a yeasty beasty if you get hooked on the cane.

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

I don't do toys.

But I am curious as well.

I do name my vehicles though. i have since the first one.
My current one (2007 Jeep Liberty) is Goldy because it is Gold color.

My cars and motorcycle have names!

 

[Azuldrgon]

My cars and motorcycle have names!

Bless you.
You just made me feel normal.
I always get picked on by my kids for calling Goldy by name.

 

[DarkSimian]

Bless you.
You just made me feel normal.
I always get picked on by my kids for calling Goldy by name.

my Camaro is named The Witch

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Bless you.
You just made me feel normal.
I always get picked on by my kids for calling Goldy by name.

You're so totally normal!

My first car talked, and his name was Alfred. He reminded me of Batman's butler

 

[Azuldrgon]

You're so totally normal!

My first car talked, and his name was Alfred. He reminded me of Batman's butler

My first car (1970 Oldsmobile Cutlass) was named Lucy.
She stalled at the wrong times, just like the Kenny Rogers song....

Again, I feel old.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

You guys jump around a lot. lol
My truck is simply called "the Ford". I guess that's kinda like naming it.

 

[DarkSimian]

My first car (1970 Oldsmobile Cutlass) was named Lucy.
She stalled at the wrong times, just like the Kenny Rogers song....

Again, I feel old.

My first car (1971 Chevy Impala) was named Big Red....she's gone now

 

[Suz_anne]

Elmer

 

[DarkSimian]

Elmer

is that a toy, or your car? cause neither is very sexy lol

 

[ChainedUp]

Elmer

the Fudd

 

[Azuldrgon]

the Fudd

He likes to hunt "wabbits".
It's a new brand name to replace the boring old "rabbit". lol

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Be ve-wy ve-wy quiet. I'm hunting Wabbits!

 

[Suz_anne]

He likes to hunt "wabbits".
It's a new brand name to replace the boring old "rabbit". lol

Be ve-wy ve-wy quiet. I'm hunting Wabbits!

*ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding*

 

[DarkSimian]

see, I'm not up on my sex toy lingo.....

 

[Trekka]

Now I am in favor of giving sex toys nicknames. So why don't I add in a little light-hearted bonus topic:

Tell us your sex toy by its real name/description and the corresponding nickname you've given it.

runs and grabs popcorn....

I'll share. It's my Hitachi Magic Wand and I've named it Clowns.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'll share. It's my Hitachi Magic Wand and I've named it Clowns.

*is jealous*

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I'll share. It's my Hitachi Magic Wand and I've named it Clowns.

Because Clowns bring the fun with them, or you scare yourself when you use it...?

 

[DarkSimian]

I'll share. It's my Hitachi Magic Wand and I've named it Clowns.

and when it doesn't satisfy you, you can confidently say I Hate Clowns!

 

[AllAmericanMale]

and when it doesn't satisfy you, you can confidently say I Hate Clowns!

I haven't found the "like" button yet, but I would have liked this post. lol