Litiquette IV

[DarkSimian]

I didn't know you called your dick "honour". Interesting.

most men name their dicks....we want to be on a first name basis with the one making most of our decisions...

 

[ChainedUp]

most men name their dicks....we want to be on a first name basis with the one making most of our decisions...

For the record I don't think guys really name their cock. I sure don't. Let's not spread that myth around, we have enough issues to overcome before getting laid. Lol

 

[GiggLeGasm]

For the record I don't think guys really name their cock. I sure don't. Let's not spread that myth around, we have enough issues to overcome before getting laid. Lol

tell the truth, Princess

 

[ChainedUp]

tell the truth, Princess

Gives you the eye.......

 

[DarkSimian]

Gives you the eye.......

that one good eye?

 

[ChainedUp]

that one good eye?

You can have the glass eye if you just ask nicely

 

[DarkSimian]

You can have the glass eye if you just ask nicely

I was thinking the one-eyed wonder worm lol

I would certainly give that to GiggLeGasm

 

[ChainedUp]

I was thinking the one-eyed wonder worm lol

Here again I try and avoid any worm/snake reference. It's best to not remind women of something they typically aren't a fan of. Maybe it's just me.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I was thinking the one-eyed wonder worm lol

I would certainly give that to GiggLeGasm

I am lucky like a four leaf clover!

 

[Lord Pmann]

For the record I don't think guys really name their cock. I sure don't. Let's not spread that myth around, we have enough issues to overcome before getting laid. Lol

I don't name my dick either. I may describe it in an illustrative manner. But I don't name it.

 

[sweetsophie512]

Is this a perfect cupcake?

https://49.media.tumblr.com/dfa1d68018870a600d9024be329cf819/tumblr_o0mutn3r1m1uary1bo1_250.gif

Suz_anne, anything less than this will make it not-so-perfect.

Although, less clothing might work better for me.

 

[Suz_anne]

Here again I try and avoid any worm/snake reference. It's best to not remind women of something they typically aren't a fan of. Maybe it's just me.

I don't name my dick either. I may describe it in an illustrative manner. But I don't name it.

Whatever, "King Cobra" and "Thunderstick".

 

[ChainedUp]

Whatever, "King Cobra" and "Thunderstick".

I think "cock" is sufficient. It's not like you ladies name your left/right boobs.

 

[rubydlite]

I think "cock" is sufficient. It's not like you ladies name your left/right boobs.

Barbie and skipper can't believe you just said that ....lolol

....kidding.

And seriously...cock works just fine for me

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

I really do love this thread.

 

[Hornblende]

Perhaps, in order to keep up with current memes, I should call my cock Cocky McCockFace

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Perhaps, in order to keep up with current memes, I should call my cock Cocky McCockFace

Lol. Here cocky cocky.

That's just wrong.

 

[Hornblende]

Lol. Here cocky cocky.

That's just wrong.

You called?

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

You called?

Haha! Are you wearing sweatpants, by chance?

 

[Hornblende]

Haha! Are you wearing sweatpants, by chance?

Oh god no, Numi would eject me from the house!

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Oh god no, Numi would eject me from the house!

Hahaha, we were just discussing cutting some off someone, you'd make an excellent subject

 

[Hornblende]

Hahaha, we were just discussing cutting some off someone, you'd make an excellent subject

OK, I volunteer, but only if you both use blunt scissors. And then tongues

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

OK, I volunteer, but only if you both use blunt scissors. And then tongues

This could be arranged.

Safety scissors and tongues to follow the cut lines

 

[Lord Pmann]

Whatever, "King Cobra" and "Thunderstick".

Uh, it's veiny bang stick, thank you very much.

And don't forget how many times you've bragged about having BBC in your cockwallet, as you call it.

 

[ChainedUp]

Now I am in favor of giving sex toys nicknames. So why don't I add in a little light-hearted bonus topic:

Tell us your sex toy by its real name/description and the corresponding nickname you've given it.

runs and grabs popcorn....