Litiquette IV

[Suz_anne]

Hey, you're ruining my fisting topic for tomorrow!

Could anyone really run out of things to say when it comes to fisting though?

Heaven forbid he is forced to come up with a creative fisting question.

 

[stickygirl]

Politics? You can talk and shout all you want - it won't change shit. The ruling classes have it all wrapped up for us sheeple, whether they're from posh schools, rich parents or, in Putin's case, you murder more people than the next man.
Corruption is the rule of law and politics
"Absolute power corrupts absolutely" Lord friggin Acton apparently

Could anyone really run out of things to say when it comes to fisting though?

Now there's a sport that has something for everyone!

 

[DarkSimian]

Politics? You can talk and shout all you want - it won't change shit. The ruling classes have it all wrapped up for us sheeple, whether they're from posh schools, rich parents or, in Putin's case, you murder more people than the next man.
Corruption is the rule of law and politics
"Absolute power corrupts absolutely" Lord friggin Acton apparently


Now there's a sport that has something for everyone!

Fisting- new for the 2020 Summer Olympics

but would that be a solo event, or a team sport?

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

I'm thinking team fisting could leave a gaping hole in everyone's patience.

 

[Scout44]

Heaven forbid he is forced to come up with a creative fisting question.

Or better still "thought provoking"

 

[jordanp76]

Or even worse, "probing" questions

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh my god. This is the worst.

 

[RacyRedLips]

Do they make fisting bumper stickers so you can proudly claim your allegiance? Cause, that would be way too cool.

Actually .... they do!

*fist pump*

(Jersey Shore style)

 

[Scout44]

Or even worse, "probing" questions

I think he would have to reserve that for Friday's anal discussion, no?

 

[Paul_Chance]

I'm kind of frightened that Pmann has the future mapped out and it ends in anal fisting.

 

[Trekka]

Oh my god. This is the worst.

It'll get even better when your greasy Arsehole (I believe you capitalize it, no?) becomes asssociated with the fisting discussion

 

[Scout44]

I'm kind of frightened that Pmann has the future mapped out and it ends in anal fisting.

He didn't actually say it, I just assumed...because PMann..

*shrugs*

 

[LWulf]

“Don't raise your voice, improve your argument."....

Yeah, very true. 'cause stupid people never get under your skin.

I prefer the quote "fool proof is next to impossible, because fools are so ingenious at mucking things up."

 

[Trekka]

Lookie lookie it's politics + fisting! Perfect.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ56c7njbCHxUPuB6R1bEd2hFqun6aYt00dhlFdEbQlJ_0GjZzM

 

[Suz_anne]

http://i.imgur.com/0568Fr4.gif?noredirect

#romantic

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'd just like to say, you all have been so well behaved since the dark overlord Papa Chained has been running around Key West in his XS banana hammock for Spring Break.

 

[sweetsophie512]

I'd just like to say, you all have been so well behaved since the dark overlord Papa Chained has been running around Key West in his XS banana hammock for Spring Break.

Isn't it interesting that he knows this somehow?

Hmmmm ....

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^^
Hush you!

Okay, all your talk about fisting and what have you makes me think you fuckers want something disturbing and want to hear sordid tales and stuff. So, I'll sort of ask a question leaning toward the darker side of things.

Well, I mentioned to someone the other day something about the Dark Web. Also know as the Deep Web, Hidden Web or Shadow Web- .onion websites. The person didn't know what I was talking about. Since then, I mentioned it to my wife and she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about either. So, my question is this:

Have you ever heard of the dark web? If so, have you ever been on it? If so, you creepy fucker, have you been disturbed by the fisting and greasy arsehole videos you have seen there?

While I have never been on the dark web due to paranoia, I feel like this is something everyone knew about. Am I wrong? Am I creepy because I know about this stuff? Certainly you creeps that hang out on Reddit all day know what I'm talking about!

 

[dutchrain]

Yes. No, and thus no again.

I thought one couldn't spend some amount of time surfing around each day without stumbling over a reference to the Dark Web (I love the capitals here, makes it just that tiny bit more creepy) at least a once a week.

 

[DarkSimian]

Have never heard of the Dark Web, but I am well versed in Rule 34: if it exists, there's porn of it. So would I be surprised if there's Bigfoot porn, unicorn fisting, or dragon bukkake? probably not

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes. No, and thus no again.

I thought one couldn't spend some amount of time surfing around each day without stumbling over a reference to the Dark Web (I love the capitals here, makes it just that tiny bit more creepy) at least a once a week.

I know, right?!? But one of the people to whom k mentioned it is a pretty dark porn searcher, so I was certain that it would've been well known.

I do agree the capitalization is makes it creepy. And I do prefer the term Dark Web or Shadow Web to Deep Web, as it's more ominous and helps add to the mystery around it. It seems like a place full of urban legends with their red rooms and all. Creepy.

I am far too paranoid to download Tor and use it. I'm certain the FBI will be at my door in a hot minute.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I guess I should explain the Dark Web for those who may not know. This is my very primitive understanding. Someone who is creepier and more knowledgable than I am can correct my mistakes.

The web that you and I use is only about 5% of the actual Internet. So, all the data from Google, Facebook, Youtube, etc... That's only 1/20 of the data on the web. However, most of this information is not accessible from Google.

You have to download a program called tor (the onion router). It basically allows you to search these hidden or non-indexed pages. It's rather anonymous. Your IP can't really be detected like on the regular web. Everything is much more anonymous. The currency of choice is Bitcoin.

This portion of the Internet is not regulated (for the most part). You can pretty much do and buy anything there. There are websites that sell any drug you want, arms (both fire and human), stolen goods, counterfeit money, passports, government information, etc. Then there is the darker side of the web that has creepy porn and things like red rooms (Google at your own peril), canibalism and other shit not for human consumption (literal and figurative).

 

[Suz_anne]

^^^^^ Does anyone else think Pmann is a little too knowledgeable about this Dark Web?

I hadn't heard of it before. Because I'm not a sick fucker. *adjusts shiny halo*

 

[DarkSimian]

^^^^^ Does anyone else think Pmann is a little too knowledgeable about this Dark Web?

I hadn't heard of it before. Because I'm not a sick fucker. *adjusts shiny halo*

*looks* hey, this halo is plastic and says Made in Taiwan!

 

[Suz_anne]

*looks* hey, this halo is plastic and says Made in Taiwan!

Still counts.