Litiquette IV

[vibes]

My hands and wrists are exhausted from wanking to all of those pics and links, so I'm going to let Pmann ask the question of the day. I'm sure it'll be a deep, thought-provoking inquiry that will have you searching your soul for an honest, vulnerable response. Or it'll be about boobs.

As if a question about boobs weren't thought-provoking

 

[Lord Pmann]

The lovely Suzanne has asked me to ask today's question. So, here I am. Greedy with power. But before I begin throwing you peasants into the dungeon, which some of you kinky fuckers would like, I'll ask a question. I'll try to do it in the introspective stylings of Papa C.

Here goes. Ahem.

Yesterday's questions about kinks is today's inspiration. Limits. Preferences. We all have them, just like we have kinks. What are yours? And I don't just mean sexually. I mean in terms of relationships. Maybe even friendships. What just keeps your crank from turning? What stops any bit of romance/chemistry/ friendship from developing?

 

[Lord Pmann]

As if a question about boobs weren't thought-provoking

I feel I'm being pigeon holed.

 

[Trekka]

I do really like fingers

Pine tree tat on wrist...... *licks lips

 

[Trekka]

The lovely Suzanne has asked me to ask today's question. So, here I am. Greedy with power. But before I begin throwing you peasants into the dungeon, which some of you kinky fuckers would like, I'll ask a question. I'll try to do it in the introspective stylings of Papa C.

Here goes. Ahem.

Yesterday's questions about kinks is today's inspiration. Limits. Preferences. We all have them, just like we have kinks. What are yours? And I don't just mean sexually. I mean in terms of relationships. Maybe even friendships. What just keeps your crank from turning? What stops any bit of romance/chemistry/ friendship from developing?

I'm gonna need a five page D/s contract to answer this one, as it pertains to sexy limits.

Chemistry is chemistry. I can't create or uncreate it. It lasts as long as it's meant to last.

Plus if someone makes fun of my tiny tits, I get pissy.

Also if a partner does things like, oh, have a PO Box and debit cards that they hide from me, and wakes up at noon hungover and pissed off every day, and rarely helps around the house, and flies off the handle so loudly and egregiously that I'm wondering if the neighbors will call the cops... Those types of things *just might* cause the chemistry to fizzle. And papers to be filed.

What were we talking about?

 

[LWulf]

(gilding of the lily omitted)

Here goes. Ahem.

Yesterday's questions about kinks is today's inspiration. Limits. Preferences. We all have them, just like we have kinks. What are yours? And I don't just mean sexually. I mean in terms of relationships. Maybe even friendships. What just keeps your crank from turning? What stops any bit of romance/chemistry/ friendship from developing?

My preferences are not for brunettes.

I am less inclined to be attracted to women with a straight face (you can draw a straight line from the middle of their forehead to their chin (omitting the nose)), even less so a moon faced girl (think: Jay Leno)

I find it very hard to be attracted to women with "sad eyes." You look at them and no matter their mood, no matter how much you make them smile, they look like they are perpetually on the brink of tears.

I find it difficult being attracted to women who I have to explain simple things to ALL the time; feather merchants need not apply.

I am less inclined to like women with big breastages. More than a handful, or mouthful, is just being greedy.

High, whiny voices grate on the nerves. Shrillness, also, isn't very endearing.

Lots of makeup is a turn off.

 

[vibes]

I feel I'm being pigeon holed.

Only if boob questions are the only thought provoking ones

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Limits. Preferences. We all have them, just like we have kinks. What are yours? And I don't just mean sexually. I mean in terms of relationships. Maybe even friendships. What just keeps your crank from turning? What stops any bit of romance/chemistry/ friendship from developing?

If I work the question backwards -
I don't analyze chemistry beyond feeling it. We are either interested in each other or we're not. It's not like I finally see what kind of socks he wears and this big siren goes off.. I have the sound of Will Robinson's robot in my head.
That being said, I do tend to withdraw from those relationships that finally do become intimate if the other person seems to be only interested in the sexual part of the relationship.. You start talking about your day and he suddenly can't keep his eyes open and should probably get some rest before his big meeting in the morning.

Turning the crank can be tricky. You never know where it will lead; but I like that. Just do it. Make me think. Let me hear about your day - as if I'm important enough to be trusted with it. But realize that one thought will bring another.. and another..

http://www.nemsis.org/v2/images/turnCrank.gif

This question does seem more appropriate for a person who is in and out of friendships / relationships more often than I. I tend to be selective and loyal. Selective doesn't really indicate snobbery like it might elsewhere as much as a realization that relationships are better when there is more attention to quality than to quantity.

Kinks. Anyone who needs to know my kinks either knows them already or is in the process of helping me learn what they are.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have a few things. Believe it or not, I can be rather particular.

1. Smoking. I am just not a fan. I've never smoked a cigarette and I don't plan on it. The smell just hurts my throat.

2. She can't like Nickelback, FL/GA Line or Sam Hunt. That would make my dick retreat like the French in the face of a war. Cheese eating , wine gulping surrender monkeys.

3. Bad hygiene. You know, this seems like it goes without saying. However, this latest group of hipsters has just really outdone themselves with their ability to be non-conformist. Apparently, to those Muse listening fuckers, that has included not bathing. Or washing their stupid, wrinkled, flannel shirts. Every so often I see a girl who would actually be attractive if a) she wasn't a hipster and b) she washed her greasy hair.

4. Bad fashion sense. You don't have to be decked out in Prada. But for fuck's sake, don't dress like a homeless person does your laundry. Press your clothes. Use stain remover. Etc. And would it hurt to run some mink oil across those shoes?

5. Rudeness. Now, I know some of you fuckers think I'm the rudest asshole 'round these parts. Well, I am not. And I despise when people are rude to waiters or people in the service industry. That is, without cause.

6. Rickety fingernails. Take your velociraptor hands elsewhere.

I'm sure I will think of more.

My preferences are not for brunettes.

I am less inclined to be attracted to women with a straight face (you can draw a straight line from the middle of their forehead to their chin (omitting the nose)), even less so a moon faced girl (think: Jay Leno)

I find it very hard to be attracted to women with "sad eyes." You look at them and no matter their mood, no matter how much you make them smile, they look like they are perpetually on the brink of tears.

I find it difficult being attracted to women who I have to explain simple things to ALL the time; feather merchants need not apply.

I am less inclined to like women with big breastages. More than a handful, or mouthful, is just being greedy.

High, whiny voices grate on the nerves. Shrillness, also, isn't very endearing.

Lots of makeup is a turn off.

You and I will never be Eskimo Brothers, my wolfy friend. I love nothing more than a simple minded, moon faced, sad donkey eyed, big titted girl with a voice like Rosanne to get me off.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Natural chemistry is a must, for both relationships and sexy time. If it's not there instantly I am quick to retreat.

Also, wanky convoluted questioning.... *yawn*



/unsubscribe

Oh yeah- add to the list girls who constantly make me say "go suck an AIDS dick".

 

[LWulf]

You and I will never be Eskimo Brothers, my wolfy friend. I love nothing more than a simple minded, moon faced, sad donkey eyed, big titted girl with a voice like Rosanne to get me off.

and you, my... p-friend, seem full of absolutes, while I am more fluid, as, to me; are relationships. I am inclined, or it's a preference, but not absolutes. In the end, as others have said, it's in the chemistry or it's not.

...but seriously, you think a vacuous Jay Leno is cute???

amended: You also seem to find fault with electives, which I'll point out might change if you sat down and spoke with the intended paramour. Whereas mine are more things a person can't change about themselves. Well, everything except the "tons of makeup, but after all that muck and gunk, it HAS to have some kind of eroding affect on the ladies' features, right?

There was an Indian (India) woman I knew once. When she spoke, she sounded like chalk squeaking on a board. It was difficult to know what she was saying over the phone; all you heard was EEeEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeEEEeeEEEeeEEEeeEEEEeEEEeeEEEeeeEEeeEeEeeEeeEeEEeeEEEEeeeEEEEeee, to wit I responded "....Yes?" disapproving eeEEEEE? I countered confidently, "then, no?"

 

[Trekka]

I think I'm sensing a Pmann ~ LWulf bromance

Sincerely,
A mouthy, little-tittied, struggling-to-quit smoking, emotional roller coaster of a dirty hippie whose hair and nails are all natural, jeans shredded to pieces, and feet sport a flip-flop tan.

*Turns up her pop music to drown out the sound of the sword fighting

 

[Little_Sister]

Things I have learned today.... wolf has a strange obsession with face shape. Pmann is more Diva than ANY woman here.

I think I'm sensing a Pmann ~ LWulf bromance

Sincerely,
A mouthy, little-tittied, struggling-to-quit smoking, emotional roller coaster of a dirty hippie whose hair and nails are all natural, jeans shredded to pieces, and feet sport a flip-flop tan.

*Turns up her pop music to drown out the sound of the sword fighting

LMAO! I was thinking the same thing! I love FG line, and sam hunt. I live in flip flops and yoga pants. Most days my hair is in a bun on the top of my head, and yes I leave the house like that. AND I watch more porn than any man here.

 

[Suz_anne]

Yesterday's questions about kinks is today's inspiration. Limits. Preferences. We all have them, just like we have kinks. What are yours? And I don't just mean sexually. I mean in terms of relationships. Maybe even friendships. What just keeps your crank from turning? What stops any bit of romance/chemistry/ friendship from developing?

Lack of (or incompatible) sense of humor is one thing that will throw a big bucket of ice on any relationship or friendship for me. If I can't laugh with you, chances are we won't ever be more than acquaintances.


Are natural fingernails considered rickety?

 

[LWulf]

Things I have learned today.... wolf has a strange obsession with face shape.
...
AND I watch more porn than any man here.

What can I say? I know definitively what appeals to me and what doesn't.

I sincerely doubt that... at least not this man and you're still not getting any of my fries.

 

[Trekka]

Things I have learned today.... wolf has a strange obsession with face shape. Pmann is more Diva than ANY woman here.

LMAO! I was thinking the same thing! I love FG line, and sam hunt. I live in flip flops and yoga pants. Most days my hair is in a bun on the top of my head, and yes I leave the house like that. AND I watch more porn than any man here.

Hey sis, nice bun

Let's put on yoga pants and skype. Topless.

 

[Lord Pmann]

and you, my... p-friend, seem full of absolutes, while I am more fluid, as, to me; are relationships. I am inclined, or it's a preference, but not absolutes. In the end, as others have said, it's in the chemistry or it's not.

...but seriously, you think a vacuous Jay Leno is cute???

amended: You also seem to find fault with electives, which I'll point out might change if you sat down and spoke with the intended paramour. Whereas mine are more things a person can't change about themselves. Well, everything except the "tons of makeup, but after all that muck and gunk, it HAS to have some kind of eroding affect on the ladies' features, right?

See? You're meaner than me! You dislike things people can't help. I simply dislike bad taste in clothes and music. Your dislikes are the equivalent of race! (I'm kidding)

And no, I don't care for a female Jay Leno.

But with all of that said, exceptions are made everywhere. One of my friends who used to frequent this site many moons ago was a TOMS wearing hippie. From CANADA. I do tend to have a very specific type, though.

But Trekka and I are friends. She's a barefoot hippie. And I find her delightful.

I think I'm sensing a Pmann ~ LWulf bromance

Sincerely,
A mouthy, little-tittied, struggling-to-quit smoking, emotional roller coaster of a dirty hippie whose hair and nails are all natural, jeans shredded to pieces, and feet sport a flip-flop tan.

*Turns up her pop music to drown out the sound of the sword fighting

Yes, that natural brunette hair.

Things I have learned today.... wolf has a strange obsession with face shape. Pmann is more Diva than ANY woman here.

I am a bit of a diva. Perhaps. But it's adorable, I assure you.

And people seem to mistake my desire for clean clothes or being nicely dressed to mean business suit all the time. I really just mean wearing clothes that look nice and are appropriate. Yoga pants are the best thing since the invention of the wheel.

Lack of (or incompatible) sense of humor is one thing that will throw a big bucket of ice on any relationship or friendship for me. If I can't laugh with you, chances are we won't ever be more than acquaintances.


Are natural fingernails considered rickety?

The sense of humour is the biggest thing for me. I can't believe I left that off.

And no, natural fingernails aren't considered rickety. In fact, I prefer them. Rickety doesn't even mean short. I don't care if they are short or long. I just hate seeing them dirty or jagged. I'm amazed at the people who clearly don't clean their nails. Yuck.

 

[DarkSimian]

Lack of (or incompatible) sense of humor is one thing that will throw a big bucket of ice on any relationship or friendship for me. If I can't laugh with you, chances are we won't ever be more than acquaintances.

this I can totally agree on....if you can't laugh with me, will you cry with me, will you scream with me, will you rage with me?

and if not, then how can we make love, have sex, or fuck, without all those emotions? didn't think so.....

 

[Paul_Chance]

Yesterday's questions about kinks is today's inspiration. Limits. Preferences. We all have them, just like we have kinks. What are yours? And I don't just mean sexually. I mean in terms of relationships. Maybe even friendships. What just keeps your crank from turning? What stops any bit of romance/chemistry/ friendship from developing?

The crank doesn't turn when a person is mean, rude, vindictive or obsessive. Life can be rough, no sense in getting involved (as friend or lover) with someone who makes it rougher. It also won't turn in the person is a narcissist, you know, those kind of people who, know matter what the conversation is - it's about them.

Me: "Oh my god, I just fought a pit-bull to death and he mauled me terribly, I am in the ER."

Her: "How terrible, today at work that bitch De'Ann looked at my coffee cup like it wasn't clean."

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Limits and chemistry:

1) I don't mind if she listens to different music but I'd prefer it to not be anything I straight up hate. Just for the simple fact that we're going to be spending time together and probably going on car rides.

2) if she says something gross and bigoted she's out. I had a girl casually blurt out the n-word once. Any attraction to her was completely gone in that moment.

3) sense of culture or at least have an open-mind. One of the hottest things someone can do is turn me on to something new. That helps people connect. Even on a friendship level.

4) yes, I know you have an ex and/or have been with other guys. Ive been around too and I'm cool with it. But can you please stop talking about it? I don't need details. There was a girl I talked to at one point and literally every conversation got steered towards either her ex or the details of other guys she's fucked. I don't care if you've been around, as that pre-dates me and has nothing to do with me, but it gives me a sense of "guess she doesn't need me" If she brow beats me with the who and the what.

5) temperment and manners...the NRJ is nice to everyone. I'm a man of the people. I'm super nice to waitstaff, people in public. I need to be with someone who in the very least isn't rude to people.

6) not be a prude. A good night of sex means we both look like we defeated the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man afterwards. I asked a girl I was dating once if she'd rub herself for me. She made this disgusted face. It was a bummer. She also told me she found doggystyle to be demeaning. So yeah, we didn't last. Lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

Limits and chemistry:

1) I don't mind if she listens to different music but I'd prefer it to not be anything I straight up hate. Just for the simple fact that we're going to be spending time together and probably going on car rides.

2) if she says something gross and bigoted she's out. I had a girl casually blurt out the n-word once. Any attraction to her was completely gone in that moment.

3) sense of culture or at least have an open-mind. One of the hottest things someone can do is turn me on to something new. That helps people connect. Even on a friendship level.

4) yes, I know you have an ex and/or have been with other guys. Ive been around too and I'm cool with it. But can you please stop talking about it? I don't need details. There was a girl I talked to at one point and literally every conversation got steered towards either her ex or the details of other guys she's fucked. I don't care if you've been around, as that pre-dates me and has nothing to do with me, but it gives me a sense of "guess she doesn't need me" If she brow beats me with the who and the what.

5) temperment and manners...the NRJ is nice to everyone. I'm a man of the people. I'm super nice to waitstaff, people in public. I need to be with someone who in the very least isn't rude to people.

6) not be a prude. A good night of sex means we both look like we defeated the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man afterwards. I asked a girl I was dating once if she'd rub herself for me. She made this disgusted face. It was a bummer. She also told me she found doggystyle to be demeaning. So yeah, we didn't last. Lol

I feel like NRJ is a more reasonable, less extreme version of Lord Pmann. He basically said a lot of the same things in a more noble manner.

We need to fix him.

I kid. NRJ rocks.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I feel like NRJ is a more reasonable, less extreme version of Lord Pmann. He basically said a lot of the same things in a more noble manner.

We need to fix him.

I kid. NRJ rocks.

Hahaha thanks man, you're swell too

 

[Corbal]

Limits and chemistry:

1) I don't mind if she listens to different music but I'd prefer it to not be anything I straight up hate. Just for the simple fact that we're going to be spending time together and probably going on car rides.

2) if she says something gross and bigoted she's out. I had a girl casually blurt out the n-word once. Any attraction to her was completely gone in that moment.

3) sense of culture or at least have an open-mind. One of the hottest things someone can do is turn me on to something new. That helps people connect. Even on a friendship level.

4) yes, I know you have an ex and/or have been with other guys. Ive been around too and I'm cool with it. But can you please stop talking about it? I don't need details. There was a girl I talked to at one point and literally every conversation got steered towards either her ex or the details of other guys she's fucked. I don't care if you've been around, as that pre-dates me and has nothing to do with me, but it gives me a sense of "guess she doesn't need me" If she brow beats me with the who and the what.

5) temperment and manners...the NRJ is nice to everyone. I'm a man of the people. I'm super nice to waitstaff, people in public. I need to be with someone who in the very least isn't rude to people.

6) not be a prude. A good night of sex means we both look like we defeated the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man afterwards. I asked a girl I was dating once if she'd rub herself for me. She made this disgusted face. It was a bummer. She also told me she found doggystyle to be demeaning. So yeah, we didn't last. Lol

1) that's why they make earbuds, dipshit.
2) I use n-words all of the time, needledick. I also dig in my Nose.
3) I've used up all the 'new' because I was a whore. Catch the fuck up, n00b.<~~~~Another pesky n-word.
4) I've never had a boyfriend. You win.
5) Haha. Pussy.
6) please reference #3.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

1) that's why they make earbuds, dipshit.
2) I use n-words all of the time, needledick. I also dig in my Nose.
3) I've used up all the 'new' because I was a whore. Catch the fuck up, n00b.<~~~~Another pesky n-word.
4) I've never had a boyfriend. You win.
5) Haha. Pussy.
6) please reference #3.

The future Mrs. NRJ, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Corbal]

The future Mrs. NRJ, ladies and gentlemen.

You'd cry daily while I pointed and laughed.

The Future and Former, darling.